You Can't Always Get What You Want
Wonky McValtrex has at least 10,000 dogs. At least. This dumb whore buys a new dog as often as she buys the morning after pill. Practically daily!
Page Six reports that Wonky stomped into The Puppy Store on Melrose in Los Angeles over the weekend and tried to buy a puppy for a photo shoot, so that "she could look cuter." The only way this fugly whore could look "cuter" is if she put a paper bag over her head and vagina.
The pet store obviously knows this bitch's history, so they refused to sell her one. A source said (read it in her obnoxious baby tramp voice), "She started screaming, 'I love my puppies! I want my baby!'"
That's pretty effin hilarious. You know you're pretty fucked up when a puppy-mill-buying pet store won't even sell you a dog.
Bitch should have just called up one of her relatives. Any of them could easily stand in for a dog.
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Peaches: I think her mind-boggling self obsession and overall sense of too good for this shit is what prevents her from taking that final publicity whore step. Even the shittiest mother has to give that child at least a moment's attention, even if it is just to put their ciggie out on their face. This bitch can't throw some kibble on the ground for her 3lb dog. Plus, it's already been done. Nicole has a baby, Linds is a Gayelle, her sis is ano, there's nothing else for her to do.
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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)
Why isn't she dead yet?
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Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
I fuckin hate this piece of shit. She embodies everything I feel is fucked with American Society. What a stupid cunt. What kind of assholes still buy dogs from pet stores? Seriously? I have been rescuing chiuhauha's for 5.5 years now and could NEVER imagine looking at them as 'props' or 'accessories'.People who do that are severely lacking in some basic human fundamental functions. I rescued my first from a KILL SHELTER CACC on the Upper East Side in Spanish Harlem, he was the coolest little man ever, named him Biggie Smalls had him for 3 years then had to put him down. You would have sworn I had him since a puppy, he was the best.
After I put Biggie down I adopted Pedro Sanchez from some dirty ass breeder who over bread him and his partner. I cost me over $2000 to get him back to health and thats not including his teeth problems. Honestly he is like the cutest dog ever and I am so not just saying that cuz he is mine lol. Also you would swear I had him since a puppy he is wonderful.
Then 1.5 years ago I adopted Camina. She is black and white and looks like a miniature wolf lol. She is stunning. She spent the first 6 years of her life in a puppy mill in AMISH COUNTRY IN P.A. where they breed the dogs till they are 6 or 7 then they KILL them. And if the dog weighs less then 10 lbs they do not even put it down they just bash it over the head with a pan or a brick to kill it via blunt trauma. Fuckin disgusting.
So if any of you guys or someone you know is looking for a dog check out PETFINDER.COM there are 1000's of homeless pets looking for a home. Puppies, adult dogs, mutts, pure breeds, small dogs, big dogs etc. Educate yourself before you BUY a pet. Adoption is the way to go.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
This is the skank Peta should be going after, not Jessica Simpson
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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)
_Submitted by poo on June 17, 2008 - 11:50am.
I got my dog that way Poo!
Pac-man was returned to the store he came from and when i found out what may happen to him since he was already about 6 months old (not baby enough for the jerks who were puppy shopping)
I took him.
Well I bought him at extreme discount.
he was 1800 and i made them let me take him for WAY WAY less.
Made a big scene in the store! haw haw!
So my hippie bitch ex friend said i still contributed to puppy mills for buying him but i said, "Bitch! they would have turned him into sausage and it isnt like i could shove him back up in his moms doggy birthin hole! He is alive now and he needs a momma! Its a rescue! BITCH!"
And Pac- Man is the best fucking dog ive ever had! Suck it hippie ex friend!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Paris is a colossal ass. If she knew how much work goes into training one dog the correct way, her tiny pea brain would explode. Or make that fatty tissue in her cranium would explode.
Of course she'll never know since enough people seem to be buying her putrid fragrances and hair extensions. A maid will always have the job of cleaning up after a crew of undisciplined, unhousebroken tiny animals.
I volunteer at the local Humane Society and see what happens to "accessory" dogs all the time. Once they poop on the rug or become inconvenient (like regularly needing food or water), the novelty wears off.
The ones that wind up here (and are eventually adopted -- this is a "no-kill" place) are the lucky ones.
Someone in authority needs to crack down on this bitch -- pets are not disposable possessions like clothes or shoes.
God, I hate her.
Submitted by The C word on June 17, 2008 - 11:38am.
She’s the Michelle Duggar of dog owners, having started the whole ‘living things as accessories’ fad.
NOOOO! More the Angelina Jolie of Dog owners! She takes home dogs the way St. Angelina adopts kids!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
She looks SO beautiful. I saw her personals ID on wealthy men for beautiful women site """"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is datiing young billionaire on that site. Is she singlle now?
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Where's Mr.Slave?
Someone shove a pineapple up her twat.
HAte this whore
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Excuse my manners
This bitch is so horrendously disgusting that I can't even look at her anymore without losing my appetite.. except for today. Today I have PMS so I will be eating my ass off.
That pretty much made no sense, and I don't care. Paris Hilton is finally "over." THANK GOD!
PETA can get on Jessica Simpson's case about a tee-shirt, yet they say or do nothing about this skank.
I guess the Hilton's do pay everyone off.
I wish she would just go away.
Is that a recent pic? I'm hoping her pregnancy bloat went away from a past posting.
She’s the Michelle Duggar of dog owners, having started the whole ‘living things as accessories’ fad.
And now she wants to have kids....(shudder)
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Submitted by Rocket on June 17, 2008 - 11:18am.
I can't believe how much I hate this useless bitch.
It's Okay now Rocket, you don't have to waste anymore energy hating her. She's finally going away! Everyone is so into Kim KardASShian, and Heidi and spencer now, they're like Paris Who? And these new characters don't offend me 1/4 as much Paris ever did!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Hehe, Good. Paris I am sure doesn't care for the animals she has. When was the last time anyone see the tinkerbell??? I no see him.
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"I Wouldn't Care If You Was A Prostitute
And That You Hit Every Man That You Ever Knew
See It Wouldn't Make A Difference
If That Was Way Before Me And You Babe" - Lil Wayne
There is nothing "cute" about this dirty, used-up, aging whorebag.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Seventeen dogs?? Bitch gets bored when they are no longer puppies and buys another one.
Where is karma to bite this bitch in the ass already? We've waited long enough.
Fucking dumb ass cunt!
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll NEVER get out of it alive.
Puppies aren't supposed to be used as props for a photo shoot.
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She just makes me fucking sick with dog pet collecting you know she buys a new one plays with it for an hour then gets bored then hands it off to a maid where its never heard from again.
Looks like the Old Time Hollywood Blacklist is up and Running again! Paris and Lindsay are on it; Britney is on probation, cause they realized she had a mental illness, so they showed her more compassion I guess. But seriously peeps, isn't it beautiful that Paris is so fuckin desparate to hang on to what little bit of fame she has left. She has litterally pulled every freakin stunt for attention, except get married and have kids, which I pray to God she never does, based on how she treats her pets!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 17, 2008 - 11:24am.
♥ Thanks!! See ya!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Kizzy- so that's what happened?? The human society should hire a private investigator and bust her.
Submitted by LoLo on June 17, 2008 - 11:24am.
Worse than that, you'd get gangrene of the toenail. Your toenails would turn black and fall the fuck off, screaming in horror as they fell. Yes, your toenails would actually scream.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
She just continues to prove that money cant buy intelligence. *rolls eyes*
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Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?
This is marginally off-topic, but did you see that Yo Spencer has a Vuitton PDA case?
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Quand quelqu'un se manque, c'est dur.
She loves her puppies? Umm yeah right. Thats why she leaves them in closets to die. Not only should she not be allowed to have pets, she should forcibly sterilized for the good of humanity.
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YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!! Best news all year!!!
Bitch owns SEVENTEEN dogs!! She doesnt NEED another one, dumb skank.
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I will find my way
I will keep on
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Old Yeller died in the end, she should too.
Submitted by Green Is Good on June 17, 2008 - 11:19am.
Yes, there is, and right when the authorities were going to check on that, she decides she's redecorating, so they got moved to one of her parents' houses. Fucking bitch.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
_Submitted by islandgirl on June 17, 2008 - 11:22am.
Lolo, I would like to kick her in the cooter too. Although I'd probably lose my foot in that Grand Canyon of a mangina.
If we kicked her with our bare foot and it made contact with her bare cooter, i wonder if it would CAUSE or CURE a nasty case of athletes foot?
Would we get plantars warts or a case of camel toe?
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Kizzy, it IS her. She has been outed as Slurpa Pop Off. She IS the one who starves her dogs....fucking bitch deserves the same fate....actually, she deserves worse.
Gotta run, see you all later!
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“everyone of the contestants is very special in there own way"
-Paris Hilton
It sounds like her life is becoming exactly like the episode of South Park that made fun of her. And I really can't stand it that she mistreats so many of her pets.
Hooray!! Common sense is making a comeback!! Fuck that skanky 2dollar trick!! It's a damn shame they didn't have a monkey in there that could throw it's shit at her!!
Anybody remember the blind item about the fucktard bitch that left one of her dogs in a closet, and it died? I have always thought it was this whore.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Lolo, I would like to kick her in the cooter too. Although I'd probably lose my foot in that Grand Canyon of a mangina.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
This bitch is Spent!!! Her reign of terror is finally coming to an end! Never thought I'd be saying these words, but: Thank God for Kim KardASShian!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Seriously....i would like to buy that employee a coke.
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Keep your friends close, your ganja closer.
Wonky McWonk, if 5 million puppies don't make you cuter 5 million and 1 won't do it either. Trust.
♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
Lean Like a Chola
she is such a waste of a beating heart.
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Good! Not only should she not be allowed to buy any more dogs, they should confiscate the ones she has...that is, if any of them are still alive.
Hate this excuse for a human being.
I hope this story is true. Stupid Cunt. Bitch is delusional.
Isn't there a ordinance in LA limiting the number of dogs a person can keep in their home??
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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"You know you're pretty fucked up when a puppy-mill-buying pet store won't even sell you a dog."
A-fucking-men!!!
God knows how many puppy carcassed are littering this whores house.
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
I can't believe how much I hate this useless bitch.
GIVE ME THEM PUPPIES WHORE!
*takes puppies and whipes them down with anti-bacterial hand cloths. Kicks Paris in the cooter*
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Cute is NOT contagious. I'm sure she has more animals than the city of LA, or wherever she lives, will allow. Did anyone see the episode of Hogan Knows Best where the state or city came and took away some of their dogs because they had too many? Linda was screaming and crying and you should have seen what she wore to court. A skeezy jogging suit! Anyway, one of PH's neighbors just needs to call and complain and problems solved. That is, if any of her dogs are still alive.
Puppy Store for Hot Slut Establishment of the Universe.
Thank GOD someone REFUSED to let her buy a Puppy! That is the best Pet store ever!
They deserve a standing ovation. FUCK YOU Paris....you don;t get to starve any more dogs!
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“everyone of the contestants is very special in there own way"
-Paris Hilton