Tuesday, June 17th 2008

Papa Joe Is Behind This

Peta has temporarily taken their aim off of the Trollsens and moved it on to Jessica Simpson. They are pissed off at Jess for wearing this fugly ass t-shirt the other day. Peta released this statement:

For a gal who's best known for her less-than-stellar brains (Chicken of the Sea, anyone?) and her ability to proportionately fill out daisy dukes, I'm gonna go on record saying that if anyone had to wear a ridiculous shirt like this, I'm glad it was Jessica—as people are more likely to follow the opposite of her lead ... ya know, since she's so well respected and all (yes, that was difficult to type without tossing in a hefty LOL). Maybe the meat-eaters of the world will be embarrassed to be categorized in the same field as Jessica Simpson.

Peta goes on to list the Top 5 reasons why only "stupid girls brag about eating meat."

1. Meat increases the risk of breast cancer
2. Real girls don't support animal abuse
3. The meat industry is destroying the Earth
4. Meat will make you fat
5. Eating meat steals food from starving kids

You can visit their site for all the details for each of their 5 reasons.

Some seem to think that Jessica wore the shirt as a diss to Tony Romo's ex, Carrie Underwears. This dumb twat can't even read! Like she knows what her t-shirt says. Papa Joe told her to wear it because bitch needs press.

And all this meat talk has me craving a juicy steak with a tall glass of hamburger juice.

Posted by: Michael K


mike's picture

All I know is that Jessica's old enough that she should be referring to herself as a woman, not a girl.

Snoogle's picture

Wonder if Nick is someplace sunny LOLing his ass off? I hope he is.

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Manimal5's picture

Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 17, 2008 - 11:54am.
REAL GIRLS (Should read women).
EAT DICK.

Small post but you've said a mouthful.

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StewieGriffin's picture

yeah, I'm pretty sure that t shirt is about the other kind of meat...something Peta wouldn't know about since they're too busy contradicting themselves.

Miss Priss's picture

I love animals. Would never hurt them. But PETA is like the animal-lover Nazis and shit.

We are meant to eat meat...the cycle of life. TOFU tastes like shit.

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kdracofan's picture

Peta: STFU

Kizzy's picture

Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 17, 2008 - 11:54am.

I'd buy that shirt, before I would Jessica's.

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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 17, 2008 - 11:45am.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 17, 2008 - 4:40pm.

♥♥♥♥ Thanks doll!! I had no clue as to how they made that correlation.

I think it's bullshit. (pun intended)

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Submitted by rotten_egg on June 17, 2008 - 10:52am.
(PETA SAYS:)
"If more people went vegetarian, we'd free up enough grain to feed every person in the world."
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Bullshit. There is enough food in the world for everyone. What we need to do is teach people how to share.

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DebFrmHell's picture

REAL GIRLS (Should read women).
EAT DICK.

How the t shirt should read.

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KD's picture

DAE- So the cows eat the grain to live and we eat the cows, but if we all of sudden quit eating them, what would we do with all the cows that would STILL be eating the grain? And the grain that the starving children could be eating is not the most nutritious thing to eat. They need protein, too, just like I do.

Now somebody, please pass the steaks.

Skeptic's picture

I'm sorry, but humans were born with teeth to grind veggies and teeth to rip apart bloody animal flesh. That would be called an... everybody ... OMNIVORE. Very good, children!
If you happened to be as naturally skinny as I am (thanks metabolism!), and then on top of that didn't eat meat?! You'd pretty much be under weight, malnourished, unable to menstruate and pretty much SICK!
So, as much of an idiot as JS is, the shit she is wearing is right:
Real girls DO eat meat.
Big floppy pussies don't eat meat.

BamaDaisy's picture

Jessie Fly-Trap and PETA deserve each other.

rotten_egg's picture

"If more people went vegetarian, we'd free up enough grain to feed every person in the world."

Ignorant fucks indeed, yup. If everyone went vegetarian, it would be the same shit!. We are too many humans eating up the earth's resources and crops also take up a lot of fucking space. Their point is to mandate what should WE do and act.

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Submitted by Miss Priss on June 17, 2008 - 11:49am.
Yeah. And I love BBQ ribs. So WHAT

Anyway, no offense to anyone here, but SUV-driving yuppies are as much to blame for the damage the planet is taking...so yeah PETA, STFU

yes you are absolutly right!
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The Fly's picture

Militant vegetarians and militant meat-eaters are as fucking annoying as each other.

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SpunkyBrewster's picture

What a beautifully written and articulate press release....I didn't realize 'gonna' and 'ya know' made it into websters

I don't even know why they felt it was necessary to attack Jessica Simpson. As they point out themselves, she's likely to influence no one. Instead, PETA just looks humorless. Oh well.

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Snoogle's picture

Getting up ion the mornings is shock full of potential hazards. SOOOO I say Eat steak Eat steak Eat a big Ole Steer... and smother the bitch in onions.

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Submitted by Kizzy on June 17, 2008 - 11:49am.

*pets your cat in the avvie and gives it a veggie treat*

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XENU's picture

I'm fucking hungry for a steak..medium rare.

I think Romo would look better in that shirt than that dumb shit.

Miss Priss's picture

Yeah. And I love BBQ ribs. So WHAT

Anyway, no offense to anyone here, but SUV-driving yuppies are as much to blame for the damage the planet is taking...so yeah PETA, STFU

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lizzieb's picture

I'm bored with the 'if we didn't eat meat there would be enough for everyone' song. There is enough food for everyone, it's just stolen by corrupt armies or destroyed by pointless civil conflict or a million other human bits of nastiness including vast waste in the developed nations.
My real concern is that Hitler and Heather Mills were/are veggies and that's a club I'm not too keen to join.

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Submitted by LoLo on June 17, 2008 - 11:42am.

BWAHHAHAHAHAHA!!! That is why I absolutely adore you, you magnificent hooor. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

OnT:PETA has done nothing to stop Paris Hilton's abuse of animals, so they're obviously more interested in pushing an agenda, than actually saving animals.

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KD's picture

That comment from PETA is soooo professional! Seriously, though, by changing their tone from professional sounding animal lover to critical, angsty teenager, they seem to be losing credibility by the trailor full of frozen meat.

And Their reasonings sound like they were written as a 3rd grade classes project.

Fucking_Classy's picture

God knows I fucking HATE Jessica with a passion, but PETA is BEYOND annoying. Their allegations are so increadibly stupid I can't understand why would anyone support them.

Eat a fucking burger, you pasty assholes!
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Submitted by peaches on June 17, 2008 - 10:40am.

I've heard there are studies that show eating large amounts of soy can cause cancer too. How does Peta say eating meat steals food from starving kids, when they don't want the starving kids eating meat either? Okay, they just totally contradicted themselves. And Carbs make you look a lot fatter than meat does. Meat is bad for cholesterol, but carbs make you look worse.
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This kind of thing is why PETA annoys me so. It's not meat. Meat is not bad. Some weed-smoking hippy (my friend:) tried to tell me that we don't need meat to live. It's a habit. Meat is addictive. I was like: "Yeah - but marijuana we need, right?" His kind of thinking is just as much of a farce as anything else, really - he still doesn't agree, though - conditioning comes in all forms.

It's the industry. Take a minute and find out how most North Americans get their meat. It's pretty horrific. I recently expounded on a theory that many horror movies depict humans being treated the way we treat the animals we eat, and that we feel a sense of guilt about that. You may not be thinking, consciously, about it - but when you're putting tortured animals in your mouth every day...well, I just don't think it's good for the soul.

Everything is put on this Earth to support something else. Eating meat makes sense - but the way we make that possible is pretty damn nasty.

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rotten_egg's picture

'Maybe the meat-eaters of the world will be embarrassed to be categorized in the same field as Jessica Simpson."

Fuck you, PETA. Jessica Simpson's t-shirt aside, I will still eat meat and they will still be stupid extremist assholes. And the meat industry is not the only one destroying the planet, bunch of sheepish ignorant dicks.

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Rocket's picture

Tony Romo looks embarassed in that picture - he should be - not for the shirt, but because he's with that buck toothed twat.

Manimal5's picture

Eating "tube steak" has a lot of protein, so I've heard.

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Submitted by Kizzy on June 17, 2008 - 4:40pm.
How in the FUCK does eating meat take food away from starving kids?????

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From the PETA website:

Jessica's trip to help kids in Africa got a lot of media buzz, but by gnawing on meat, she's essentially stealing food from the mouths of starving children since it takes up to 16 pounds of grain to produce just 1 pound of meat. If more people went vegetarian, we'd free up enough grain to feed every person in the world.

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Stoney's picture

*finishes last bite of hotdog*

Um, yeah.

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Submitted by TheVinylVillager on June 17, 2008 - 11:40am.
those PETA people need to get with it.
Its obviously an oral sex shirt...

hahaha! well then the Lesbiens need to get on top of this shit then!
Not like they'de ever want to get on top of her, Lesbiens have standards just everyone else!!!
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Shut up, PETA.

PinkPostIt's picture

Hi Kids! I'm Pig Anderson Lee!

It's OK to be a junkie.

It's OK to be a whore.

It's OK to mar your bodies with heinous tattoos.

It's OK to get every STD known to mankind.

It's OK to fill your body with plastic and look like a freak.

It's OK to be a washed up loser and move back in with your abusive ex.

It's OK to marry someone over to settle a gambling debt.

It's OK to be the biggest embarrassment to your kids.

But what ever you do, DON'T EAT MEAT. Because that is wrong.

LoLo's picture

Submitted by Kizzy on June 17, 2008 - 11:40am.
How in the FUCK does eating meat take food away from starving kids?????

I dont think it does!
Unless you count that time peta showed up to hungry orphan day at Mc Donalds and they ran around slapping burgers out of those poor kids mouths and pointing and laughing at those motherless little fuckers.

Poor babies!

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No Words's picture

She's a dumb bitch...and for once, PETA is right. Jessica's endorsement of ANYTHING means nothing. I have to believe Tony R is getting sick of her stupidity (and Papa Joe's sick control).

BTW, PETA is a horrid group.

peaches's picture

I've heard there are studies that show eating large amounts of soy can cause cancer too. How does Peta say eating meat steals food from starving kids, when they don't want the starving kids eating meat either? Okay, they just totally contradicted themselves. And Carbs make you look a lot fatter than meat does. Meat is bad for cholesterol, but carbs make you look worse. But they definatly made a good joke about who's going to listen to Jessica when She's stupid anyway!

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I found very funny Jessica "real girls eat meat" shirt. PETA now to mean and silly. I understand not cruel to animals but people still eat meat. Its not a crime.

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Miss Priss's picture

Hey sluts!

I hate this twat, so I am glad PETA's out to get her.
But PETA is so annoying. Meat won't make you fat! Lean meat at least. My BF doesn't put any butter on it! Liars!

And how is eating meat taking away food from starving children?

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TheVinylVillager's picture

those PETA people need to get with it.
Its obviously an oral sex shirt...

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Rocket's picture

Don't care for PETA, but love the fact they are after her untalented ass.

Snoogle's picture

TYVM MK. Now I want a steak and I like it bloody but not mooing.

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angel_i's picture

PETA makes a mockery of animal protection. It's just sad.

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Kizzy's picture

How in the FUCK does eating meat take food away from starving kids?????

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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

Jessica honey, real WOMEN, don't feel the need to shag their dads.

Oh and I LOVE the PETA diss of her! Brilliant!

~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~

LoLo's picture

Im suprised they didnt just say, "yeah your boyfirend eats meat too stupid bitch"

haw haw haw

I cant take these whores seriously if they cant come up with better shit then that.

Write a note back saying Peta needs to step up their game next time or the next stupid comment they make, Ill start kicking squirrels and shit.

im keeeeding knuts!
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The Fly's picture

Yuck she eats at Tony Romo's. (Thank you and good night!)

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luscious_t's picture

PETA sucks - they've completely ruined what might have been a good cause

...and steak sounds delish!

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