Tuesday, June 17th 2008

Annie Hathaway Is Praying For.....

She's totally praying for a big, juicy chocha that won't steal money from her ass. You see, the Daily Mail reports that Annie has fired her beard man, Raffaello Follieri. That sucks, because he was a real winner.

Raffaello has been accused of embezzling money from the charity he set up with Annie. He was also arrested this year for bouncing a $215,000 check. AND...his charity is currently being investigated by the New York State Attorney General's Office.

A source said that Annie decided to dump his ass after 4 years together because she was afraid of how his shady business dealings might affect her career. The source said, "It's heartbreaking for her to dump him, and she's devastated that it's come to this, but she really didn't have a choice. His scandals were hurting her reputation."

Oh and she just couldn't get over the fact that he has a peen.

Note to Annie: Do a background check on all your beards! And stay away from Zach Braff look-alikes. They are trouble!

Here's newly single Annie at the "Get Smart" premiere in Los Angeles yesterday.

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


Gigi-A-GoGo's picture

I though she was really in love with him. She is a better actress than I thought.

patty cake's picture

she;s an ass and SO WRONG for agent 99!

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Sock-Monkey's picture

Oh, shit! Teeth the size of piano keys. *cue "Chopsticks" music* cause when she eats....

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islandgirl's picture

Her over-sized facial features remind me of a young Liza Minelli, and not in a good way. And Liza has talent up the wazoo, this one, not so much.

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leatherdaddy's picture

von3248 said it all at 10:55am. what a douche! ...and im not talking about her ex either. her face is scary up close.
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WTFOMGLOL's picture

As I love to point out, Anne Hathaway has HUGE features and not enough face to lay them out on. Conversely, Rumer Willis doesn't have big enough features to fill up her face.

I know, I know, regular D-listers are tired of hearing this
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I'd like to see one of D-Listed's resident artists, drag out their Photoshop and copy Annies facial features, onto Rumer's face, just to see how that works. you may be on to something there :D

von3248's picture

Damn. In that third thumbnail, her front teeth look like Chiclets.

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Hekki's picture

As I love to point out, Anne Hathaway has HUGE features and not enough face to lay them out on. Conversely, Rumer Willis doesn't have big enough features to fill up her face.

I know, I know, regular D-listers are tired of hearing this...

ricki lake's picture

Submitted by Sheeps on June 17, 2008 - 2:03pm.

Nice. Hope someone else got it lol.

If she's bisexual, which I think she is, she shouldn't hide it. She may be done with the Princess series, but this could open the door for more dynamic roles.

It won't hurt her career at this point, but having a felon for a beard will.

She gets his second-best bed.

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Anne Hathaway is one of the few good actresses...

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TheBreakdown's picture

She's definitely over-hyped, but at least she is talented.

So what if she's a gayelle? it hasn't stopped The Foster.

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ricki lake's picture

The first Anne Hathaway was better. Elizabethan cougars who are also patrons of the arts > slut-ho "actresses."

LoLo's picture

"i have to say, the casting couch is alive and well. "

Pink Doo Doo! Those are called crabs!
ewwwwwww ha ha ha!

EDIT! AND from the comment i thought i was on the PP price thread! ha ha ha!!!!!

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pinkdoodoo2's picture

This ho is not attractive in the least bit. Havoc was the most stupid movie ever.

i have to say, the casting couch is alive and well.

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Mel-Tang's picture

I can't stand Anne H. She tries so hard to be quirky in a Julia Roberts/Pretty Woman type of way. And it's annoying as hell. Oh, I hate Julia Roberts too.
But don't worry Anne, there are lots of other beards in the sea. You'll be o.k.
She doesn't look very devastated to me.

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ricki lake's picture

Anne Hathaway has engaged in same-sex behavior before but I dunno if she's actually a *lesbian.* She is, however, quite plain in real life w/out all the Hollywood hair and makeup. As in, so plain you wouldn't even notice her on the street. I do think she's talented though.

Good God Heather Matarazzo was minging pre-plastic surgery. Please tell me Anne has had some better looking girlfriends than that? I usually think she's absolutely beautiful. Although admittedly in that close-up not so much - all her features look far too big, and a bit duck-like.

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zomay's picture

She should of kicked the "boyfriend" in the balls as soon as the stealing started. 5 years later she breaks it off?? Dumb.

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Notoriousrem_22's picture

I like Anne and I think she is pretty in her own way.
She is from one of the WEALTHIEST areas in New Jersey (Short Hills is NO JOKE) so if people find her to be snobby I guess that would be a given. When you grow up around Bentlys, Aston Martins, 30 million dollar homes and the Short Hills Mall I guess the sense of entitlement is a given.

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_Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on June 17, 2008 - 1:13pm.
Why do people think she's gay?

Cause she keeps lickin' up on all that tastey pussy.

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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.

angel_i's picture

Whoa nelly...she does have major gayface. I never noticed that before.

♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
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Submitted by Honey_420 on June 17, 2008 - 10:05am.
HUH? Beard?!? Am I lame for never having heard that she's gay?
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Not lame-- no one cares about this asswipe enough to talk about it that much. She was supposed to have been in several long-term lesbian relationships, including one with Heather Matarazzo (Welcome to the Dollhouse, Hostel II).

Heather's way too good for her, IMO.

Who cares? She looks like an easy target for this type of cramp! Hopefully she is careful in the future.

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

Why do people think she's gay?

melissochka's picture

I don't like her. What a bore. Another self-absorbed twat face who has yet to do any worthwhile film. Devil Wears Prada gag. It was like Lohan's Mean Girls in that I did not get all the hype.

Fucking_Classy's picture

Clown face.

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Stock Broker's picture

Anne Hathaway is praying for...the movie "Get Smart" to be a hit since her career is pretty much a joke. So is Steve Carrell's movie career. Evan Almighty was garbage.

"Get Smart" looks like its going to be a major A-bomb.

He should go back to the Daily Show.

Honey_420's picture

HUH? Beard?!? Am I lame for never having heard that she's gay?

Cara's picture

Meh.

Karen Flatts's picture

This is the same asshole who, when asked how she organizes her closet said "For someone in my position, I really don't have that many clothes." I'm sorry, Queen Anne, what position is that? On your knees to get the part in this movie, I'm thinking. Seems to me she took the Princess Diaries a little too seriously. Bitch thinks she's royalty.

I love Anne. She was so cute in...Havoc. Nice breasts. Also so adorable in Princess movies. I go see Get smart for Anne.

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Submitted by JuneStar on June 17, 2008 - 12:59pm.
she was so annoying on leno last night. he was so up her ass. he's like "so what is it like being young and beautiful in paris?"

me: (vomits)how could she know?

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LMAO! That was classic.

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JuneStar's picture

she was so annoying on leno last night. he was so up her ass. he's like "so what is it like being young and beautiful in paris?"
me: (vomits)how could she know?
anne hathaway is like "well it's great, i'm the new face of blah blah i'm hot"

i'm so sick of these so called beautiful actresses believing their own hype. give me charlize theron any day. at least she's over it.

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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

I saw her on Leno last night, I thought Tiger Woods was going to be on, she looked like shit. She sounded like an asshole. She is for some, a somber celeb compared to others, she is however all about her.

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DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

Anne, baby, sweetheart, come over here, I'll treat you right!

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Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~

kdracofan's picture

I think she is kinda cute

von3248's picture

BTW, I don't think she's pretty.

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JuneStar's picture

I'm so tired of seeing that over used ANTM "couture" pose!! it just looks so dumb on the red carpet. her face is not made for closeups either.

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von3248's picture

SO let me get this straight: Your boyfriend has been stealing money for four years from a charity you co-founded with him and the reason you decide to dump him is because of how he's TARNISHING YOUR IMAGE????? Shallow, much?

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Pers's picture

Hey Anne - David Gest is single, call that hot beard up.
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Stoney's picture

Annie Hathaway is praying for...

humility?

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