Tuesday, June 17th 2008
PP's Big Movie Premiere
International supermodel turned Hollywood actress, Phoebe Price, attended the premiere of her new blockbuster, "Get Smart" yesterday. PP stars in the movie alongside Steve Carrell and Anne Hathaway.
I hear PP does her finest work in this movie. Apparently, she's in it for like 5 seconds and doesn't have any lines, but it's the most riveting 5 seconds of your life! The world stops turning and your heart stops beating the minute she comes up on the screen. Don't be surprised if at next year's Oscars you hear, "And the Oscar for sexiest poultry in a feature film goes to....Chicken Cutlets!"
Here's more of PP last night. She needs to stop twirling like that! It's dangerous. She's fanning the flames!
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She looks like a rejected Ariel. How is she covered with freckles except for her face? I am scared! How old is she anyways? I really need to know! I wish someone would give an interview with a magazine talking about how they went to middle/high school with her so we could find out who the real PP is and how old she is!
Can't act.....Looks ridiculous.....Sounds like she's on helium.....Carries around ANY article in ANY publication about her....Stupid enough to sue Chanel for even more attention....Strolls Robertson Ave. on a daily basis trolling for attention....."Eats" at the Ivy(and by eats,I mean walks past photogs outside).....doesn't realise people are laughing AT her not with her...
DESTINED TO HAVE HER OWN IDIOTIC REALITY SHOW ON MTV or VH1...ABSOFIGIGGINLUTELY!!!
GOD HELP US ALL
There is no darkness but ignorance.
What force is more potent than love?
Sheeps- the one in pic 4 is going "NEXT"
Hmm. Never heard of this woman.
http://danceontheroof.com
Sheeps,
I know. I love how people in the background of Phoebe photos are always either disgusted, bemused, confused, or disinterested.
How long did she rummage through the dumpsters behind the set of the big screen version of "I Dream of Genie" before she came up with that dress?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
The red-carpet fans in pic 3 are going, "Who??"
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Quand quelqu'un se manque, c'est dur.
Back to work I go. Send me an email Lolopopogigio.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Looks like she is in need of some chicken THIGH cutlets....
She seems to have the keys to the dancing with the stars closet. Oh PP...
Get Smart hasnt even opened and its already getting
(surprise surprise ) shit reviews.
Im so over Hwood taking EVERYthing we loved from childhood and fist fucking it to make a buck.
Reminds me of how intellectually bankrupt that place is.
PP should have starred as Agent 99 or a villian , it would have made the summer movie season .
"It costs alotta money to look this cheap"-Dolly Parton
It's The Little Mermaid...on meth.
I like how every single person along the red carpet is looking somewhere else, waiting to see someone more famous and talented, like the guy that played Arnold on the Brady Bunch or Billy Mays from the late night basic cable commercial break.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Ugh, she bugs me and she looks like a clown.
Its funny that no one in the crowd is paying attention to her...lol
_Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 17, 2008 - 2:29pm.
All is well around the land so far.
Dude Khloe Kardashion is the giant fug faced cyclopse sister. Kim has an ass on her chest and her other ass ha ha ha ah
they all smell like blue cheese!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
I'll bet she's a better actress than Lezzy Lohan.
Way to go Pheobe!
I had intentions of seeing this movie sometime this weekend.
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Oh, and Phoebe, I can see your ass and I'm not happy!!
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"Aren't we just a little ray of fucking sunshine!"
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 17, 2008 - 2:25pm
You know i watched that whole cheeto porn and i could not stop laughing my ass off?
It was so wrong and right!
That big fackin' wad of cheetos looked like Khloe Kardashion. Big ole cheesey giant bitch ho!
ha ha!!!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Who? I have never heard of this person. Why does writer believe she will be so famous and important if she has so small a part in film? Her dress is mucho feo!!!!
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"I Wouldn't Care If You Was A Prostitute
And That You Hit Every Man That You Ever Knew
See It Wouldn't Make A Difference
If That Was Way Before Me And You Babe" - Lil Wayne
I'd still rather see PP than Sarah Larson.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Her neck is starting to look like an accordion
Submitted by LoLo on June 17, 2008 - 2:23pm.
Girl! now every time i see ole god damn PP Price I hear that cheeto fucker saying, " I love you cheetos"
I love you cheetos.
mmmmm I love you so much cheetos
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I watched that again with sound when I got home yesterday and got so hooked on that song. "MM ah luv yew Cheetos. Ah luv yew Cheetos." Effing weirdo. He at least could have made the Cheeto tower in the shape of a chick.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Can anyone say Vegas retired hooker?
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"Aren't we just a little ray of fucking sunshine!"
What the fuck is that jelly fish dress she's wearing?!
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"I never thought 4 simple words across a dumb whore's tits could inspire such elaborate arguments!" -Jeffro11
Someone else must be parking the cars at The Ivy. Why isn't Ed McManhan here earning his Social Security check?
Poor Anne Hathaway...PP is gonna stick to her like white on rice.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
I've seen enough PP ass to last me a lifetime, thanks. No mo.
_Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 17, 2008 - 2:15pm
Girl! now every time i see ole god damn PP Price I hear that cheeto fucker saying, " I love you cheetos"
I love you cheetos.
mmmmm I love you so much cheetos
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
If she keeps insisting on dressing herself this way, Goodwill won't let her in the door either.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
I love PP!!
Yay for her and her little movie role! :)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOv-2HzNPaA
Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
Ewwwwwh! Nasty ole chicken cheek lady upper back thigh!
::vomit::
Can't they shoot some of that botox in that cottage cheese???
Thumb 3: Look at those 2 beyotches in the background. One is saying: WTF? And the other one is obviously in the know and passing it on;)
But seriously, folks: I'm with beyotch number one. WTF? She IS in it!!?!?
Well, good for her! A young Hollywood starlet-to-be has gotta start somewhere?
She is SO five, this woman. I'm going to take this picture to my five year olds and they will say: O! She is SO PRETTY!!! We LOVE HER! They'll be, like: Is she famous??? I LOVE her dress! I LOVE her haaaaaaaair!...and be looking all entranced and shit.
That kind of thing is why children need parents.
♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on June 17, 2008 - 1:14pm.
Did her dress get caught in the office shredder?
Is that cellulite on the back of the thighs or did she sit on a lumpy seat in the Yugo that brought her to the premiere?
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It's cellulite! I spied that at once and thought well it's about time that girl embraced it.
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
I know she's from LA but ugh! Where does she get her clothes? No wonder Chanel wouldn't let her in, they were probably wondering why she would even walk into their store, I mean it's obvious PP does not wear Chanel.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on June 17, 2008 - 2:14pm.
Is that cellulite on the back of the thighs or did she sit on a lumpy seat in the Yugo that brought her to the premiere?
oh no. that's not cellulite. her freckles just make it look like cellulite. PP could never ever be cursed with the wicked cellulites.
her look at me stance makes the baby jebus cry.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Phoebe's actually not looking too bad here! The dress is still a little awful, but not nearly as much as usual. Hair, makeup, and jewelry seem to be a step up. Dear God, you know - she really IS going to make a career out of being made fun of on blogs! When this ho wins an Oscar, we will only have ourselves to blame.
her booty looks nasty.
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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)
Two things...
1) What the FUCK is she wearing? HORRID!!
2) If you are going to screw to get jobs, at least get jobs were you ctually have LINES.
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
I suspect that Michael K uses PP threads as a sign that he is going to the bathroom and doing number 2. PP is a courtesy flush.
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Submitted by LoLo on June 17, 2008 - 2:12pm.
MK! Youre a sick son of a bitch!
ha ha ha!
This is the WRONG type of PP to have on the brain buddy!
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Hahahahha, true, very true. The PP on my mind right now is long, hard, purpley blue and full of liquid. It's a Pepsi bottle.
Mmmm, carbonation.
Fuck, is today over yet? Seriously.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
And the Oscar for sexiest poultry in a feature film goes to.... LMFAO :D:D:D
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Jayde Nicole - Sexy Canadian Babe, Playboy Playmate of the Year 2008
Did her dress get caught in the office shredder?
Is that cellulite on the back of the thighs or did she sit on a lumpy seat in the Yugo that brought her to the premiere?
Maybe now she can afford cheek-reduction surgery.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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MK! Youre a sick son of a bitch!
ha ha ha!
This is the WRONG type of PP to have on the brain buddy!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Who pooped on the carpet?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
And if you look close, there's the cellulite she claims doesn't exist.
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Beauty's only a light switch away.
Chicken Cutlets has reeled me in. The only reason I will go see this movie is because I want to see how ridiculously small her part is. That just might be the funniest part of the whole movie!
But that's all part of PP's plan.. you can love her or you can hate her, but you still think about her!! In your dreams!! Alone at night!!! When the lights are out and the only sound is your breath, slowly and methodically whispering to yourself, "Phoebe!"
Or maybe that's just me...
MK favorite dame is in a major A-list picture? There will be no living with her now!
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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