Tuesday, June 17th 2008

STFU Usher!

Usher seems to think he knows the reason why there are so many gayelles running around in the world. He told Vibe magazine:

"Women have started to become lovers of each other as a result of not having enough men."

This is coming from a man who married a man! This dumb bitch needs to go sit in the corner and suck a dick.

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Posted by: Michael K


Mel-Tang's picture

And don't call me HONEY! :)

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Stoney's picture

I got yo back, bitch!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA

Mel-Tang's picture

Well, I apologize if my initial comment was unclear, but when I asked you if you were talking to me in the next post, you said "yep".

Submitted by Fucking_Classy on June 17, 2008 - 2:23pm.

Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 18, 2008 - 3:18am.
No, Usher, women are dating women because they only have douchebags like you to chose from.

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Wrong again. Wrong AND sexist.

And holy fucking christ, are we sure we're in the 21st century?! Women are gay because they can't find enough dick?

The world is ABUNDANT with cock, you prejudice-ridden asshole! Sexual orientation has nothing to do with that!

That entire comment seemed like it was intended for me. I was under the impression you were calling me dumb, sexist AND racist. None of which I am. So, you didn't make yourself clear, either.

Thank you KD and Stoney!!

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Momus the Sarcastic's picture

He's right. There aren't enough men. However, there are too many whore-mongering guys. I mean you Tony Roma and the rest of your ilk who prefer plastic bimbos to real women.

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Team Valtrex's picture

He probably heard that from his son, Bellhop.

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Stoney's picture

Submitted by Fucking_Classy on June 17, 2008 - 2:36pm.

Hey, I'm plenty chill. You were the one raging in here like a banshee calling people sexist. I think after being on here for three years I understand what type of site this is, but thanks for giving us all a clue, Captian Obvious.

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KD's picture

Mel-Tang, i agree with you. FC is just being a dufus.

paris herpes's picture

It's more like the men are not man enough for the women to go out with them or whatever. Usher and his fugly wife, she nearly looks like a man anyway!

Your face!

DeeDee's picture

Sounds like something a tranny wife would say.

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Clarisse's picture

The C word
"The lesbians I know say it's not the lack of men; it's the abundance of peen."

Words of wisdom, as always my dear!

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Submitted by Stoney on June 18, 2008 - 3:34am.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on June 17, 2008 - 2:33pm.

Um, that was OUR point, but nice try!
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Holy fuck, will you CHILL, woman??
So we agree on the topic! I never said it was wrong being bisexual, or gay or any shit like that! The rest of my post was directed towards USHER, god-fucking damnit!

We agree on this shit, everything has been cleared out, so just relax.

It's a damn gossip site, I'm just here to entertain myself.

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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

A comment from Usher is not the lightening rod to make any kind of social commentary about the state of relationships.
He's more of a shower rod. Good for hanging towels to dry.
Usher and most of the dense celebufucks these days, DOUCHEBAGS!

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BamaDaisy's picture

Ugh - the more he opens his trap, the less I like his tranny marrying ass.

I saw him a few years ago at Mall of Georgia when he was still with Chilly (of TLC ::cough:: fame ::cough::). I couldn't stand his ass even then. It was only the fear of being locked up in mall jail that kept me from throwing garbage from the trash can at him. ::wink::

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 18, 2008 - 3:29am.
Uh, I wasn't talking about all men, so lighten the fuck up dumbass.
I was saying that when the choices come down to having a douchebag like Usher, or a woman, most women would probably pick another woman to be with.
Get a sense of humor.
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That wasn't very clear from your post. And besides, you are the one who should lighten the fuck up. I never offended you. I merely stated my opinion about your comment.

The rest of my post was directed towars Usher, not you.

It's Dlisted, honey. Don't take things so fucking seriously.

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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on June 17, 2008 - 2:33pm.

Um, that was OUR point, but nice try!

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 17, 2008 - 2:29pm.

SERIOUSLY!

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The C word's picture

"Women have started to become lovers of each other as a result of not having enough men."
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The lesbians I know say it's not the lack of men; it's the abundance of peen.

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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on June 17, 2008 - 2:23pm.

Oh chill the fuck out! Plenty of my friends and myself included have considered changing teams in dark men times. Who the fuck are you anyway?!
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kdracofan's picture

ahi dios mio: Usher callate please

KD's picture

We are now getting comments from Usher? Oh, probably because his new crappy CD just came out. It's more mellow than I expected, so I don't like it. His "wife" must be killing his creativity.

Classy- Mel is not necessarily saying all men are douchbags. There are many, like Usher, who think they know it all though. Call it confirmation bias, if you must.

Mel-Tang's picture

Uh, I wasn't talking about all men, so lighten the fuck up dumbass.
I was saying that when the choices come down to having a douchebag like Usher, or a woman, most women would probably pick another woman to be with.
Get a sense of humor.

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Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.

There is enough men the problem is

1. Faithfulness
2. Commitment
3. Potential
4. Respect
5. Compatibility
6. Earning Potential
7. Maturity
8. Security within themselves
9. Romance
10.The ability to endure hardtimes and push on!

Usher is still very young and I am surprised he would make this comment. Old girl has taught him nothing about women. She probably doesn't have a clue either!!!!!!

joe shmoe's picture

According to "Superhead" Karine Stefans he was somewhat lacking in the boudoir. She said that he was toiling away not accomplishing much, if you get my drift (did she say he smelled too? I forget) But I digress: she said finally after much sweating and thrashing, he screamed in Haitian and a large black man entered the room and finished the job. That is, gave Usher a happy ending. Poor Superhead was left to her own devices. Which I'm sure are considerable.

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madam s.'s picture

I didn't realize it was simply a supply and demand issue. He should become a professor of Sexual Economics at the University of Dumbassery.

Ay.I hate when men try to justify lesbianism, by saying shit like that. Some woman just prefer catfish. I can say with all confidence even with a man around, I don't mind a swim upstream sometimes.

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 18, 2008 - 3:24am.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on June 17, 2008 - 2:23pm.

Are you talking to me??

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Yep. Not all men are douchebags. It's a pretty sexist thing to say, not to mention stupid, 'cause you're pretty much giving men the right to BE douchebags, after all, "it's their nature."

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Submitted by Stoney on June 17, 2008 - 3:23pm.
Hey, I've considered it. Men suck a lot of the times. Unfotunately beavers DON'T taste good to me. Give me sweatpant peen any day.

Ive never been clam diving off the bluff of muff, but i doubt my scuba friendly buddies do it because they cant find any sea horses to sadle up on.

wait wut?
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.

Nobody ever said this dude was smart.
At least I hope nobody ever did.

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Brian's picture

So men are gay because there aren't enough women around? OK then...thanks for explaining things......IDIOT!!!!!!!

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Fucking_Classy's picture

And as for Usher's wife looking like a low-rent tranny, well, dude isn't exactly good-looking either.

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Mel-Tang's picture

Submitted by Fucking_Classy on June 17, 2008 - 2:23pm.

Are you talking to me??

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joe shmoe's picture

If the only available man was Usher I'd be turning gayelle.
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Leatherette's picture

hmm...maybe he should ask his wedding guest Oprah why Gayle instead of Stedman.

Fucking_Classy's picture

Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 18, 2008 - 3:18am.
No, Usher, women are dating women because they only have douchebags like you to chose from.

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Wrong again. Wrong AND sexist.

And holy fucking christ, are we sure we're in the 21st century?! Women are gay because they can't find enough dick?

The world is ABUNDANT with cock, you prejudice-ridden asshole! Sexual orientation has nothing to do with that!

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"Aren't we just a little ray of fucking sunshine!"

Stoney's picture

Hey, I've considered it. Men suck a lot of the times. Unfotunately beavers DON'T taste good to me. Give me sweatpant peen any day.

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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA

LoLo's picture

He acts like beaver doesnt taste good to other beavers. Canibal times! Sexy!
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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Not enough men...hmmmm, well i don't count you as one Usher, maybe it's you and fuck asses like you, uh huh.

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"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"

Green Is Good's picture

Damn, that dude is butch! Usher, not so much.

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DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

As a bisexual woman I can honestly say that i've never been attracted to women because I can't get any from a man.

Usher I kow you are frustrated that you had to marry a tranny because no man was desprate enough to fuck you but PLEASE, STFU go back to waxing your wife's back. Thank you.

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Leatherette's picture

Perfect photo choice: both shiteating-smiling like he recited an inside joke & his tranny's so proud.

zomay's picture

Usher, you were right about not selling your baby pictures. But this is kind of out there. But I still think you are a great performer.

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Mel-Tang's picture

No, Usher, women are dating women because they only have douchebags like you to chose from.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOv-2HzNPaA

Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.

TheBreakdown's picture

Why is she grabbing for his peen when she has one of her own?!

What a greedy tranny!

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