Tuesday, June 17th 2008
Hell On Earth
Should you ever have the misfortune of walking into a bar and seeing Mickey Rourke in a leather vest, a chunky go-go dancer exposing his right nut and another dancer exposing her Proactiv-needing bare ass, immediately turn around and head to the nearest church. You've just been to hell and you need to pray a thousand prayers, so that you never have to go there again.
This much raw fugness in one room should be illegal. I mean, this is how Mickey spent his Father's Day at Rokbar in Miami! Blasphemy!
And some of these pictures are a little NSFWish.



EEEw, yuckitty juck! I still think that Mickey Rourke pepaw is kind of sexay though (in a monster way). I'd hit it big time.
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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
-Laurie Schecter
He is one filthy, fugly, scary, dirty, fucked up, weird motherfucker!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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The dancer I mean.
I thought that was Kid Rock!!!!
don't be so serious.just come to the dating site--wealthydater.com--you may get many beautiful woman there..
Yikes! To all three of 'em.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
No shame? OOOOOOOO ain't that funny!
drats! this is where the party is at???
I just took a shower and now I'm gonna get all dirty again looking at that dudes scrotes and the back of Mickey's head.
*sob*
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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)
Lol, no...I'm just afraid that Mickey's weave is going to pull a "Ring". You know, crawl through my laptop screen, and the next day the cops will discover my body cowered in the closet, covered in grease.
"I give in to sin/Because you have to make this life liveable..." Strangelove- Depeche Mode
@FuschiaDeviant: What? Can't take a couple of gayelle's going at it in a bar???
♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
Lean Like a Chola
**Runs screaming away from the frightful shit on laptop, cowers in the corner out of fear, thinks of "9 1/2 Weeks", and weeps bitterly.**
"I give in to sin/Because you have to make this life liveable..." Strangelove- Depeche Mode
Jesus H... there are far too many horrific things going on here. I am a little unsettled by the 7 ft tall guy jamming his tongue in Mickey's ear too.. crusty.
Why is Sinéad O'Connor there?
The slightly tinny, slightly slappy-flappy-sloppy-flabby tintinnabulation is still ringing in my ears from the scrotum slapping of that nasty, dancing version of Coyote Fugly dancing on the bar.
Gross.
I'm surprised that John Travolta wasn't sitting right next to him.
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I agree about the weave. And check out her barettes she got from Duane Reade (totally copping my style; for real, those barettes hold any type of hair in place).
Ew, what does her dungeon smell and look like? Okay, sorry for that one. Time for me to go to bed.
"And some of these pictures are a little NSFWish."
"Some"? "NSFWish"? Um, try "most" and "Not Safe for Anywhere."
Remember the hotness once, a long time ago, like when, dinasaurs roamed the planet: http://www.filmreference.com/images/sjff_03_img1317.jpg.
(Anyone remember "Diner"? It still holds up. Anyhoo...)
he looks like a trailer park mom who popped out 12 kids.
Fucking. Work. Of. Art.
Once again, MK sums it up perfectly.
That weave...I thought Britney was bad.
"Cucumbers are for lightweights! Buttered up butternut squash is the way to go!"--MK 6/4/08
what a fucking ugly greasy mess...
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sexy motherfucker...
Cannot fathom this man being the same guy on 9 and a Half Weeks.
Submitted by Barb Dwyer on June 17, 2008 - 3:37pm.
I am SOOOOO late to this party!! Mickey's GAY? A friend of Dorothy's?? Where the fuck have I been?
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He's so f'd up all the time even he doesn't know it.
I laughed, I cried, I puked...well done!
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Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?
I feel like puking now actually, too bad I'm too high on vicodin to do so...hahhaha..
Your face!
I'm deeply deeply disturbed. Good job MK.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on June 17, 2008 - 8:38pm.
Holy Fuck!..Now we know where the dregs of hell hang out. Oh, free drinks, too.
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Did someone say free drinks?
Hi Socky... where have you been?
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Sláinte duine a ól.
Holy Fuck!..Now we know where the dregs of hell hang out. Oh, free drinks, too.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Mk, You're a hot bitch. I almost lost my dinner laughing at this shit. Bravo!!
Submitted by justjane
LostSoul: Blumpkins, perhaps? Receiving, of course.
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OMG, I just Googled "Blumpkins"! I'd never heard of it before... that's so gross!
O goodness and he's got that tattoo that says Carre (with an accent - i just don't know how). But sad.
♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
Lean Like a Chola
LostSoul: Blumpkins, perhaps? Receiving, of course.
Does anyone notice the herpetic sore on Mickey's lips?
The poor guy later that night at the other end of the glory hole at Slammer.
At least you know at this place Kardashians are not gonna walk in the door and cock block you.
Submitted by LostSoul on June 17, 2008 - 7:10pm.
Wonder what he was doing?
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Ugh. I was TRYING not to ask myself that question. And now the deed is done. *sigh*
♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by Triscuit
"Nice toilet ring on the strippers acne filled ass."
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Oh, that is funny! You have to sit on the toilet for quite a while for a red ring like that to develop. Wonder what he was doing?
That's not a "her" proactiv needing ass----that's a him. Look at the thumbnails. He wasn't in a bar- he was in a GAY bar- looking for PAPA bear on father's day .
Submitted by mellen on June 17, 2008 - 6:25pm.
And Angel...You chose to "avatar" it. LOL!!!
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It's just that...well. He needed to be closer ;p. I love disgusting pictures. I really do.
♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
Lean Like a Chola
And Angel...You chose to "avatar" it. LOL!!!
There is so much wrong and gross with that /those pictures it is hard to put into enough words.
Oy Vey.
Nice toilet ring on the strippers acne filled ass.
to mike...
looks like the rokbar is the bar of last resort.
someone from the cdc needs to hustle over before mickey leaves and LOCK THE DOOR! sandwiches and antibiotics can be delivered regularly and three times a day the sprinklers will be turned on...
Man, these pictures look like the club is funky and stank. Those are some raw looking people.
Escandalo!
But I'm talking about his face...being hot for him back in the day led me down the road of no-nos, fersure...crazy fucker. Look at him. If you're gonna be crazy like that you have to look good. Then I can still love you.
♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
Lean Like a Chola
The girls head in the first pic is that model Eve Salvail
Submitted by marylxs on June 17, 2008 - 6:45pm
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Hahaha I thought it said "NO SHOMP". Thanks for clearing that up for me.
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L'amour a son instinct. Il sait trouver le chemin du coeur comme le plus faible insecte marche à sa fleur avec une irrésistible volonté.
~Balzac.
The guy with "no shame" printed on his chest is lying.
Every time I see a recent photo of Mickey Rourke, I just think "WHYYY? WHYYY???" He used to be such a hot piece.
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"You better start thinking happy thoughts!"
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I am SOOOOO late to this party!! Mickey's GAY? A friend of Dorothy's?? Where the fuck have I been? Maybe I just never gave a sheet about him...
Notice the fleur-de-lis tattoo on MR's chest matches the t-shirt of the guy next to him? By design?
That place has the same ambience of La Pequenas bathtub.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 17, 2008 - 5:30pm.
What a bunch of odd posts, today.
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UGGG! No kidding, I don't feel so good now after partaking in these visual displays.
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Submitted by Hekki on June 18, 2008 - 12:24am.
Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."
NATBSB. (Not a tagline but should be) I adore you!
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*blush* I'm so flattered to have my very own acronym.
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Tell you what. I'd rather hang out with these grungers than Paris Hilton and the Kardashian whores.
Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."
NATBSB. (Not a tagline but should be) I adore you!