Joan Rivers Fucked Up
Joan Rivers got kicked off of the UK talk show "Loose Women" for using the fuck word on air Joan was talking about interviewing Russell Crowe on the red carpet and said, "He is a piece of - get ready to bleep this. Fucking shit!" Well, the show was live and there was no delay! Joan was asked to get the fuck out during commercial break.
Please, you know the real reason they asked her to leave was because her scary face was frightening all the little children who were watching.
Joan has since apologized, "Yes, I swore, and I'm so fucking sorry. No one told me the TV show Loose Women was a reality show and that I would be voted off. It's funny: offstage, I hardly ever use profanity. My favorite four-letter word is 'shop.'"
It's a good thing she slipped up during a UK TV show. If she fucked up in the US, she would immediately be sent to death row without a trial.
Source: People
Well, I do admit, that this classless old hag is entertaining, but she is still an ol' classless hag.
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Call me crass, and say I was "drug up" rather than raised, but I'm more surprised by people that don't say the F word than I am ones who do. On TV around lunchtime isn't the place to do it, though.
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I think the British have an excellent sense of humor. I love watching re-runs of Ab-Fab and Coupling. I also think our plastic lady, Joan Rivers, is funny. "Am I smiling? I can't tell"
hahaha.I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site -----"WealthyDater.com"----- last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Submitted by sharmaineyarbro... on June 17, 2008 - 11:58pm.
Who cares those Brits are a bunch of stiff necks!
Joan can say whatever she wants. I say FUCKEM!!!!!
Actually I think our host is correct and this would have been much worse on US TV. This was lunch time after all. In the evening this would have not even been mentioned.I think, for better or worse, we are more liberal in blighty. And she was wrong- Crowe is a cunt and that is really the only word that does him justice.
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Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on June 17, 2008 - 6:33pm.
I wanna play! fuck fuck fuck fuck There, I just finished my "champagne of beers".
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Oh, no! Not the "f" word! I think my ears are melting and I'm about to faint or something. *eye roll* I've heard that shit since I was born, and I cursed less than my so-called "sheltered" friends when we were kids. Now I just let it fly. Who gives a FUCK? lol
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LOVE her.
I'm pretty sure she drops the F-Bomb every time she manages to sneak up on a mirror.
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even though joan is old, melting, windbag and should've known better...she still spoke the truth about crowe...
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sexy motherfucker...
Into everyone's life, an F-bomb must fall...
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I always liked Russell Crowe. He's not into all the Hollywood Bullshit!
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Swearing is no big deal on UK tv, AFTER 9pm. Shit, fuck, cunt, motherfucker whatever, it's all okay on every channel after the 9pm watershed.
Loose Women goes out live at lunchtime though.
Love Joan Rivers, she made that show watchable for once!
Ginalicous.... fuck.
That is all. :)
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He's a fat piece of fucking shit -- she should have been kicked off for imprecision.
Who cares those Brits are a bunch of stiff necks!
Joan can say whatever she wants. I say FUCKEM!!!!!
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My last fucking post didn't come out the way I fucking wanted it to!
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Can't say fucking 'FUCK" without fucking pissing some dumb fuck the fuck off. Fuck-it!!
FUCK!!!!!!
It's the best word ever and perfect for all occasions.
Bitch, please. The only reason they had Joan Rivers on was for the potential shock value. She "might" say something bleep-able.
Whatever, I like her.
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Joan Rivers = foul-mouthed hag
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"It's a good thing she slipped up during a UK TV show. If she fucked up in the US, she would immediately be sent to death row without a trial."
Problem is, you cannot kill that which isn't alive.
the DUDE! abides...
chefcammi:
Isn't it? Disgusting........Perez has it posted. That is where I saw it.
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PSL- that's really pathetic
have any of you guys seen this today?
http://trailblazersblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2008/06/stick-a-pin-in-i...
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Joan was asked to get the fuck out during commercial break.
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I hope they said exactly that: "Ok, then. Well it's time for you to get the fuck out, Ms. Rivers," all Britishy and shit. (Look Sheeps! I did grammar for you!)
I don't hate Joan (mostly becuz I don't care that much either way) but it would be funny:)
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I heard that Joan Rivers basically said 'I didn't know it was live!' or 'I thought there was a delay!' Michael's right in that Joan Rivers would've been strung up in the US for those comments or some network like NBC or ABC would've got a million dollar fine. In the UK, there'll be 24 or 83 complaints (the Loose Women don't exactly stick to child-friendly topics, do they?), and the Press Complaints Commission will let her off six to eight months from now 'cos she didn't properly understand (or she's not in the UK so there's no way to sanction her). Basically, if they can do to Joan Rivers' internal organs what they've done to her external organs, there's a small chance she'll still be alive when she's allowed to go back on ITV! She's lucky it was 1.15pm and not, say, the One Show or Saturday evening TV!
Every time someone types FUCK, we have to do a shot. Or whatever your choice is today. Fair enough???
FUCK, FUCK, FUCK! there, I just drank a rocks glass full.
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well these loose women can't be blamed considering joan was around for much stricter standards. when she warned them they were expecting something like, "fiddlesticks! what a dratted bother!"
or maybe they were too busy thinking, "damn, what fucking doctor did that shit to her face?"
joan is so funny. if she wants better living through science it is o.k. though when did she work with russell crowe?
Hekki,
It's like inviting Amy Wino and expecting her to bath (with soap PETE!) and be sober!
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Ha ha ha. What did they expect? That's like inviting Robin Williams to an event and expecting him to sit quietly and pay attention. Or inviting Posh and expecting her to eat.
And I love Joan Rivers.
Seriously, one of Joan's surgeries had to have been a lobotomy. I don't think her brain and mouth have been connected for some time now.
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I think the viewers should be offended by the program's name "Loose Women" rather than someone saying fuck.
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You're welcome!!
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 17, 2008 - 3:16pm.
Spanks??
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given by Shauna...or Heidi Montag.....lol
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“I've never been supported so much. I'm a lucky guy. Her family is so nice to me. And now the four of us, we all … it's great, you know."
-Benji Madden
Clarisse, I could have dropped the G-bomb too... GAY MARRIAGE!!! Lol, I know some people would actually take that as an insult, but they're going to heck. To heck I tell ya!
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Spanks??
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Momus,
Agreed.
Sheeps,
Up to the fucking black-board.
Monkeypox,
Don't think i missed your nonsense about women voting!
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
Drat! Nuts!
Russell Crowe is a Stupidhead.
Sheeps has to do Tequila shots for his punishment.
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“I've never been supported so much. I'm a lucky guy. Her family is so nice to me. And now the four of us, we all … it's great, you know."
-Benji Madden
Birth control!
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Clarisse: I think that Sheeps should be punished by have to write "Fuck You!" one hundred times.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Poppycock! Bollocks! Undergarments! WOMEN VOTING!!!
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How do you report someone? I agree, Sheeps went too far!
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Sheeps: We are appalled by your language. Don't you know that MK runs a profanity-riddled site. Your language is just too clean.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Ok sheeps, now you crossed a line
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PSL
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Darn that blasted lady. *whew* That felt good.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on June 17, 2008 - 2:47pm.
I love Joan.
She was fair and warned them, and they in turn, should have done the same.
Fuck'em, Joan.
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Thanks for agreeing with me. I wonder if Loose Women would have bounce Camilla if she had said "fuck" to them.
It's not like the Brits have virgin ears.
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Impressive they found 4 fucking hags uglier then those 4 nasty skanks on 'the view". These fucking women shows should be taken off the air because these fucks make us men look like fucking pigs, all the while women sit on there couch and get fat watching these cackling idiots!!
Submitted by FireCat on June 17, 2008 - 11:59pm.
It's a good thing they didn't invite Jane Fonda. That would have degenerated into a complete cuntfest.
Or Katherine Heigl. They probably have some kind of law about SHOWING a cunt before 9pm too.
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