Joan Rivers Fucked Up
Joan Rivers got kicked off of the UK talk show "Loose Women" for using the fuck word on air Joan was talking about interviewing Russell Crowe on the red carpet and said, "He is a piece of - get ready to bleep this. Fucking shit!" Well, the show was live and there was no delay! Joan was asked to get the fuck out during commercial break.
Please, you know the real reason they asked her to leave was because her scary face was frightening all the little children who were watching.
Joan has since apologized, "Yes, I swore, and I'm so fucking sorry. No one told me the TV show Loose Women was a reality show and that I would be voted off. It's funny: offstage, I hardly ever use profanity. My favorite four-letter word is 'shop.'"
It's a good thing she slipped up during a UK TV show. If she fucked up in the US, she would immediately be sent to death row without a trial.
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thank you for clearing that up.....
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All I can say is, thank God they didn't bring up Paris Hilton or she might've dropped the "C" word.
Those pseudo proper bitches would've spit-taked their tea.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 17, 2008 - 11:46pm.
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You perv!! I had no idea!
I have a mental image of Hef's emaciated sperm hobbling their way down his shriveled urethra while leaning on walkers and canes.
On topic: Fuckity fucking fuck fuck fuck.
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Sheeps baby, I am always proud of you, but this is very impressive....hehehehehe
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“I've never been supported so much. I'm a lucky guy. Her family is so nice to me. And now the four of us, we all … it's great, you know."
-Benji Madden
Hey Viva, how's it fucking hanging bitch? I can smell your gaping, crusty cunt all the way in fucking chi-town...lol, swearing is fucking fun!!!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 17, 2008 - 10:39pm.
When I was in London 10 years ago, it was ok to swear on TV...i remember hearing "shit" and "fuck" and my mouth dropping. I guess that has changed? Any Brits around to explain?
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You can only swear on TV after 9pm. Loose Women airs around 1pm.
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I will keep on
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Love her, but didn't realize how Wildenstein she has become.
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Exercising pointless futility.
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Love Carrottopelina.
Loose Women is the most BORING show i've ever been forced to sit through. It was OK when Kerry Katona was on it, at least then I could watch her drug up arse try to make the show fun, but now, its tv to sleep by.
Three cheers for Joan for making something intresting happen!!
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Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
Fuck to the fuck.
What the fuck were they fucking thinking?
It's Fucking Joan fucking Rivers?
?&!
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fuck fuck fuckity fuck, its just a fucking word. I was once told it stood for fornication under concent of the king, any truth to that?
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! FUCK ALL YOU DONKEY-RAPING SHITEATERS! :) Love you guys!
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"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Oh! I get to use my Boondock Saints quote twice.
Fuckin' what the fuckin'. Fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How the fucking fucks... Fuck
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
I saw this today and could not believe what I was seeing. Either someone completely failed to breif the woman before she went on air or she's so old and senile that she totally forgot what they had said. What I couldn't believe was that none of the presenters actually jumped in to stop her when she made it completely obvious what she was going to say - maybe they were too in awe of her. A friend of mine is a producer on the show and I've worked at ITV myself so kind of know the standards of the place. And in comparison to other broadcasters/tv companies I would say they were quite low - but I didn't think they were so bad they would completely fail to brief the guest! And for those in the US, swearing is allowed after the watershed (9pm) but this was 1.15pm!
I love Joan.
She was fair and warned them, and they in turn, should have done the same.
Fuck'em, Joan.
I love your plastic-y ass, and nose, and face, and neck, etc.
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Finally, this mannequin-faced flap of vag skin has some relevance.
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Quand quelqu'un se manque, c'est dur.
Fuck that my boss warns clients that come near my office to not be alarmed, she screams "Fuck" all the time, it is normal, carry on
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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)
In Norway and Denmark, thay use the f-bomb in commercials. And boobs and asses. Boobs and asses everywhere!
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Well who gives a fuck what she called him? It's probably true.
whatever
People are so uptight. FUCK!
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PSL, I had to quote that. It was fucking brilliant. Don't know if he's seen it yet, but I imagine he will.
On topic: I love old hags who say whatever they think because they don't give a shit about offending anybody. Everybody else in Hollywood is too busy kissing ass or whining.
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her nose is 100 percent plastic.
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Maigraineuse:
does Sheeps know you have quoted him? He must be so proud! LOL
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“I've never been supported so much. I'm a lucky guy. Her family is so nice to me. And now the four of us, we all … it's great, you know."
-Benji Madden
I'm sorry, but I've worked in radio far too long to understand how this could possibly have made it on the air. First off, she warned them!!! Is there not some dumb fuck producer up there in the booth with half a brain to turn the bleep switch on during live television??!?!?! Give me a FUCKING break.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
When I was in London 10 years ago, it was ok to swear on TV...i remember hearing "shit" and "fuck" and my mouth dropping. I guess that has changed? Any Brits around to explain?
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“I've never been supported so much. I'm a lucky guy. Her family is so nice to me. And now the four of us, we all … it's great, you know."
-Benji Madden
Yeah, because you should have to speak in a refined fashion on a show called "Loose Women".
I think it was pretty funny, and I think her apology was even funnier.
That a chicka Joan. My favorite part of this story is she told them she was gonna curse. LOL. "Get ready to beep this." LMFAO. The show is fucking live.
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We should make every fucking reply to this thread contain at least one word of profanity.
In other words, carry on as usual.
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In Joan's defense, they should have stopped her when she warned them to get prime the bleeper. She also should have been warned that the show was live and not on a tape-delay system.
Fuck them. Jeezus, it's not like "fuck" is word rarely used. Nearly everyone has said it and nearly everyone has heard it.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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fuck fuck fuck fukcity fuckwad.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Fucking stupid lol
that crazy old bitch is HILARIOUS.
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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)
yeah! Fuck Free Speech!
that whole Constitution shit here in 'merikuh is Geigh!
Well hot damn fucking shit.
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Fuck those hypocrites. Fucking fuckers.
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