Sulu, Don't Sign Your Life Away!
71-year-old George Takei and his 54-year-old man of 21 years signed their lives away today in West Hollywood, CA. George and his honey bunny, Brad Altman, will marry on September 14th. They were among the first gays to pay $70 for a marriage license which is good for 90 days.
George told reporters outside, "It's going to be the only day like this in our lives and it is the only day like this in the history of America. May equality live long and prosper."
All this homo wedding shit is almost putting me in the mood, but I'm too much of a dumb slut to be legally promised to someone. I believe the only reason to marry a bitch is if they have more money than you. If they don't, what's the point?! I know, call me old-fashioned.
And "DAMN" at George being 71. Pepaw looks hot. There must be some anti-aging supplements in George's sperm, because his man's skin is almost perfect. George should bottle that shit. SuluJizz Cream!
Wenn, Splash
ahh fuck!! why don't they televise this shit!! congrats to sulu!!!
i wonder if he talks all dramatic while getting plowed...
"La reine en blanche..." his fucking dogs name..
this man is an inspiration to all fag hags
Guess they'll be doing the SULU dance soon...
oh thank goodness that these two got married! In fact, my dog is holding a wedding gift!
Yay!!!!
Submitted by Michaela on June 18, 2008 - 6:59am.
I always LOVE when George is on Howard Stern as guest announcer for the week. If only he was on there EVERY DAY. RADIO GOLD I tell ya!!!
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His Stern appearances always slay me. The guy is funny.
I can't believe he's 71!
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He looks great for his age, he is marrying on my BD! I will take an extra toke for him. Best Wishes to him and all the rest.
I always LOVE when George is on Howard Stern as guest announcer for the week. If only he was on there EVERY DAY. RADIO GOLD I tell ya!!!
Viva:
ha ha i know!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Hi Gucci! You know he did that so he Trekkie fans would even further soil themselves.
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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)
MOst Asians have beautiful skin. and i was loving george's message until he got corney with the long and prosper stuff.couldn't he have come up with his own line? anyhow, i am happy for george i've always loved him and i wish him luck. and yeah he looks damn good!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 17, 2008 - 8:30pm.
That guy just signed up to boldly go someplace pretty disgusting.
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That is pretty damn funny..rithlmao (rolling in the Hinterlands laughing my....you know the rest)
I didn't know he was 71, he damn sure doesn't look it. Sexy. Congratulations to him and his partner.
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"I Wouldn't Care If You Was A Prostitute
And That You Hit Every Man That You Ever Knew
See It Wouldn't Make A Difference
If That Was Way Before Me And You Babe" - Lil Wayne
I've never seen two people getting married look happier. Pepaw must be an animal in the sack. He must have had a facelift though.
w2 have a fabulous opportunity here!! gay(elle)s will want to have a beautiful wedding. so! we should help think of fabulous new traditions! yay!
I think both parties could have some attendants. they could be any mix of male, female or transgendered. each party will have the same number of people and can dress the attendants however they wish. each person could have a person in the maid of honor/best man position. call them maybe honored friend? I dunno.
there must be a ceremonial turning on of the champagne fountain. the newlyweds can have the first sip. this should be at ALL weddings.
I was kind of surprised that these guys got their license today for a september wedding. but I didn't realize the license was good for ninety days. that is neat. has it always been that way?
Gays pay taxes just like everyone else, why not let them get married.
Submitted by Manimal5 on June 17, 2008 - 10:47pm.
Woosh! Team Valtrex, you have some competition tonight.
Submitted by mike on June 17, 2008 - 10:39pm.
I guess he was really after the Captains' Log.
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that guy's skin is insane. i realize that some kind of makeup must be involved, but still...oy! i should be so lucky at 54.
Submitted by Manimal5 on June 17, 2008 - 10:36pm.
I always thought that Sulu was banging Ahooa...Ahura...or whatever that girls name was.
They were just doing each other's eyebrows.
I always thought that Sulu was banging Ahooa...Ahura...or whatever that girls name was.
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That guy just signed up to boldly go someplace pretty disgusting.
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Submitted by TT99 on June 17, 2008 - 10:25pm.
Congrats to GT and hubby! The best was when George Takei came "Out" of the closet. Who knew he was even in it? Next to come out of the "Closet": Nathan Lane, Barry Manilow, and David Gest
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hehehe, some are so far in the closet.....even they don't know they are in it.
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Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."
I never knew that Sulu was gay, a little wierd maybe but not gay. Good luck to both then!
I hope that Klingons are not going to give them a problem.
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Congrats to GT and hubby! The best was when George Takei came "Out" of the closet. Who knew he was even in it? Next to come out of the "Closet": Nathan Lane, Barry Manilow, and David Gest.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Why aren't they doing the Vulcan sign?
I love you, Zulu, you hot, intergalactic pepaw!!
congratulations mr sulu and boy toy...which one's the bottom?
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sexy motherfucker...
Is it just me, or does George's bf look kind of like that Ross the intern idiot?
Thank goodness for clearsighted judges!
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."
Oscar Wilde
He does look good for 71.
I know "black don't crack" but what is it for asians? Yellows just mellow?
Island Girl: Bea was fully clothed but spread eagle with an empty bottle of Krug being used a pillow, in a doorway in Soho. She was not going commando.
Submitted by DeeDee on June 17, 2008 - 9:54pm.
@ dustbunny My MIL insisted we have almond candies at our wedding reception. No one touched them. I pretty sure I still have a bag of that crap in my house somewhere.
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I wonder where that tradition started? Those candied almonds must signify fertily or something.
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Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."
Submitted by devilgirl on June 17, 2008 - 9:47pm.
Good for them, now they can be miserable like the rest of married America! Divorce attorneys are rubbing their hands together in glee at the prospect of their business quadrupling!
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Good point. Now legally the assets get split 50/50 cause it's CA.
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Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."
James Haven was not only invited to the wedding but he will be doing the makeup!
James Haven is thinking peachy peach for the groom and a rosey red for the groom!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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A possible solution would be to dissolve all the civil privileges of marriage and just leave it to be a religious institution.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 17, 2008 - 7:52pm.
You always have your hoof on the pulse of America.
@ dustbunny My MIL insisted we have almond candies at our wedding reception. No one touched them. I pretty sure I still have a bag of that crap in my house somewhere.
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well there must be something to be said about buying a marriage license because I saw george and fiance on tv last night. NEVER have I seen george look so happy or be in such a good mood.
Good for them, now they can be miserable like the rest of married America! Divorce attorneys are rubbing their hands together in glee at the prospect of their business quadrupling!
Mr Sulu is a cradle snatcher...his piece is 54 years old..shame on you Mr Sulu...shame on you..
Oh, and WHY does 71 yo Mr Sulu look better than his piece....Mr thing (the piece) is all powdered down, and smooth skinned..nothing rugged @ him at all..guess Mr Sulu is the top.
As we say in the Hinterland..."Go ahead Mr Sulu"
Congrats to these two sweet peas!
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Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?
MK I'm not into marriage either. I'm no dumb slut either, I have my BF of 3 years, but I guess we'll come around to it when it makes sense. I'm not sure why people even get married, you can just live together for the rest of your lives. But then what if you meet someone and you fall in love with them? You never know...
Your face!
I hope George Takei and his partner are happy.
Congratulations to them!
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
Launch a probe to Uranus, Mr Sulu.
It's a day for weddings! A little good news for a change! :D
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Surfing the apocalypse.
he's marrying ROSS THE INTERN?!?!?!
Submitted by DeeDee on June 17, 2008 - 8:48pm.
I wonder how much money gay weddings will pump into California's economy?
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Can you just imagine the demand for wedding cakes and those inedible almond candies?
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Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."
I'm just so sad that Bones never got to realize his dream :(
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Submitted by DeeDee on June 17, 2008 - 5:48pm.
I wonder how much money gay weddings will pump into California's economy?
I expect a rapid rise, quickly coming to a head.
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The Japanese age much,much better than we do. Cunts!
My Japanese neighbour is really old but I still want to do him on the sly. I don't know if he'd want my wide English hips, though.
I wonder how much money gay weddings will pump into California's economy?
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Barb Dwyer, where was Princess Bea when Eugenie was running naked through the daffodils? Did you read that story? I don't think it was on here, but too funny. Those crazy royals...
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Island Girl-
My Princess Beatrice avie thanks you and sends you a toast, Champagne glass in hand.