The Photoshop Awards: Nicky Kidman In Vogue Magazine

Tuesday, June 17th 2008
The Photoshop Awards: Nicky Kidman In Vogue Magazine

Nicole Kidman totally has her own personal Photoshop wizard, CGI artist and cartoonist to make her look stunningly frozen for photo shoots. She looks like she was made from a mixture of wax and Tommy Girl's crusty sperm. Anyway, the interview is all pretty basic and boring, but Vogue did manage to ask her ass about the rumors that she's faking her pregnancy.

Nicky just laughed at the question and said, "Just look at how I'm sitting here with my legs apart. This is the way you have to sit when you're pregnant." You know the pillow fell out when she spread her legs. Please, my legs are always spread. Does that mean I'm knocked up? Shit, probably.

Visit Style.com did read the rest of the interview. And here's more of Nicky looking like a wax mannequin in an exhibit at the Natural History Museum.

Source: Style.com

Nicole Kidman • Photoshop Awards

Submitted by sexybigbeauty on June 24, 2008 - 5:43am.

Nicole kidman is sexy and gorgeous! She is lucky to be out of the marriage with Tom!

She has many fans at hot datng site ___"PlusMeet.c o m"___, where many hot big boob girls, big booty women and big manful guys meet together for fun&romance1

Submitted by Little miss on June 19, 2008 - 6:19am.

I love the pictures with horse and with an umbrella.

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Submitted by forever.now on June 19, 2008 - 4:31am.

to denise13...

belle meade? west end? brentwood?

just wondering because I thought she lived in franklin. I lived in nashville for a long time. old hickory blvd. on the way to brentwood but still a nashville address. (I thought you might just be saying nashville to make it easier to understand.) :)

it is cool that she is nice. I am not at all surprised that she has a nice complexion. you can tell she has good skin plus does a lot to keep it nice.

I wish botox had never been invented. it is too tempting for these ladies to try to erase everything and they go too far.

Submitted by LoLo on June 18, 2008 - 2:03pm.

Submitted by Viva La Tears on June 18, 2008 - 1:59pm.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 18, 2008 - 12:29am.
You think I can do better for a stalker. *twirls with glee* Like Mark David Chapman better or Sienna Miller's tranny stalker better?
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wtf???
Sensationalized!!! get over yourself...youre not that cute!
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THEN LEAVE HER ALONE THEN DOUCHE!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.

Submitted by Dirk Diggler on June 18, 2008 - 10:25am.

I feel another bomb coming on. Nicole's appeal at the box office has been pretty dismal these last few years. Her frozen expression is not helping either.

Nicole has always been greatly obsessed with her weight. She's a borderline anorexic who eats no more than 800 calories a day (by her own admission). She seems too vain to allow her body to change from a natural pregnancy -- or the aging process.

Submitted by Vabrownid1 on June 18, 2008 - 9:50am.

Those are some dirty ass cows! Our cows here aren't dirty like that. And yeah - I always dress like that when standing in the middle of a bunch of dirty ass cows - she's going to drag that dress in a cow pie.

Submitted by ChubbyWubby on June 18, 2008 - 9:27am.

I wouldn't take this piece of shit magazine for free with Nicole Kidman pictures on it, it in, or even touching it. She is irrelevant and hasn't made a good movie since Dead Calm.

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Submitted by Hindsight2020 on June 18, 2008 - 9:21am.

If she wants me to believe she's pregnant, she needs to stay home and shut her mouth. Somehow with every word and action, I believe her less and less.

Submitted by notontheguestlist on June 18, 2008 - 9:21am.

Say what you will about Nicole, i'd become Tommy Girl's next Alien Bride for that dress.

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Submitted by chefcammi on June 18, 2008 - 9:19am.

ok the word is "Haole"

Submitted by Snoogle on June 18, 2008 - 8:56am.

Nicole is gorgeous, and she is bumping uglies with Keith Urban... that can't be a bad thing.

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Submitted by Kizzy on June 18, 2008 - 8:52am.

Submitted by chefcammi on June 18, 2008 - 8:47am.
kizzy

For reals. She had natural beauty, and "Dead Calm" was the last time I could really see BMX girl. She is like a statue, good call on that, but not in a good way. I wish more women would realize their beauty is only enhanced by the character in their faces. Expressionless and frozen may take a good photo, but doesn't hold the interest longer than it takes to turn the page.

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Submitted by chefcammi on June 18, 2008 - 8:47am.

kizzy

it's just too bad that she strayed from that original, vibrant girl and became a classy statue. I may have to look up that movie and get it for my boys!

OT: anyone remember a movie (80's) where a family relocted to Hawaii and the locals kept calling them Howlies? (sp?) it was a surfer -type movie.

Submitted by Kizzy on June 18, 2008 - 8:42am.

Submitted by chefcammi on June 18, 2008 - 8:18am

I remember BMX Bandits---LMAO
I thought she was sooo cool, she could do tricks like the boys. I loved her hair.

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Submitted by angel_i on June 18, 2008 - 8:42am.

Ok fine. I know you want to know what I think so I'll tell you.

The outfits are stunning. Hugh Jackman is a real man (and he looks nice too:). The composition is nice but it's so damn boring. I've seen these shots 5 million times already. Nicole Kidman is flat like a pancake on a lot of different levels BUT I love those first 2 pics. Her face almost has a pulse in those.

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Submitted by Green Is Good on June 18, 2008 - 8:28am.

Who cares about the mannequin? Check out Hugh Jackman! What a MAN.

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Submitted by joanne on June 18, 2008 - 8:28am.

Photoshopped but still looks like her. She is a stunning woman who didn't need botox. She was quite good in The Golden Compass.

Submitted by chefcammi on June 18, 2008 - 8:27am.

seriously- how are they going to explain why all of their cattle had their blood sucked out of them?

Submitted by angel_i on June 18, 2008 - 8:19am.

Submitted by chefcammi on June 18, 2008 - 7:18am.

funny- botox is from bovine right?
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And where's PETA?

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Submitted by chefcammi on June 18, 2008 - 8:18am.

funny- botox is from bovine right? and they have her posing with bovine? ha ha ha.

does anyone remember her old movie BMX Bandits?

I used to LOVE that movie when I was younger!

Submitted by chefcammi on June 18, 2008 - 8:16am.

was the man cut and pasted in that horse photo? they look very fake- wonder if that was what they were going for?

Submitted by lindsayshan on June 18, 2008 - 8:09am.

Nicole Kidman looks so hot!A reliable source said she posted a sexy profile at a celebs dating site named
--- "A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com "--- where many celebritis and beautiful people are looking for romances. It seems she continues her journey to love

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 18, 2008 - 7:48am.

she's got the look of bitch on her face... meh, i'm just checking if the new sig works

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Submitted by Suzy from C on June 18, 2008 - 7:22am.

The other night NBC had the best of Mike Myers' on SNL on. There was a skit he did with Nicole Kidman , where the play kids in the park. This was when she was married to Tommy Girl. I forgot how beautiful her hair used to be. Long, curl and a great shape of red. She was a fresh natural beauty. I think she went way, way out there Hollywood after they broke up. With that being sad, I hope she has a healthy baby and is very happy.

Submitted by Billie on June 18, 2008 - 6:56am.

She's looked "stunningly frozen" (in the face) for years now, what's the dif?

She used to be so pretty. She was this cool Aussie girl, now she's all Hollywood blonde-bimbo looking, frozen face and straw hair.

She had GORGEOUS hair before she had it straightened and all bleached out!

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Submitted by George on June 18, 2008 - 6:50am.

*A cunt. my apologies for the gaffe

Submitted by George on June 18, 2008 - 6:50am.

i actually adore those photos. shes still cunt, don't get me wrong

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 18, 2008 - 6:28am.

Submitted by MM25 on June 18, 2008 - 6:22am.
She is the most beautiful woman in the world.

i'll agree she's in the world.. the most beautiful?... yeah, i think the jury's still out

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Submitted by MM25 on June 18, 2008 - 6:24am.

She actually looks like herself, while Angelina Jolie was so photoshoped that she didn't even had her own features.

They narrowed her face and reshaped her nose and lips.

Nicole is looking amazing and just like Nicole.

Submitted by MM25 on June 18, 2008 - 6:22am.

She is the most beautiful woman in the world.

Submitted by kdracofan on June 18, 2008 - 1:58am.

Hugh Jackman = yummy
Nicole Kidman = what the hell happened to her? DAMN YOU XENU!

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 18, 2008 - 1:51am.

poop

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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 18, 2008 - 1:51am.

poop

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 18, 2008 - 12:51am.

daaaamn cricket, tell us how ya really feel, lol

Submitted by cricket on June 18, 2008 - 12:50am.

The people who airbrushed and photoshopped these pictures deserves a long vacation.This must have taken months to do. And she still looks like shit.They could have just used a mannequin and it would have looked more alive. I just don't understand how this frozen no talent hunk of plastic keeps getting movie roles. Must be because she can spread her legs. That seems to be her only talent.

Submitted by denise13 on June 18, 2008 - 12:48am.

Imagination is more Important than Knowledge

I happen to go to the same gym as Nicole in Nashville. She is 37 weeks pregnant and doesnt look it too much from the front. From the side she looks very pregnant. She is very tall and she does spin class, I sit next to her sometimes. She has been really nice and sweet. Her skin is flawless, she doesnt wear any makeup to the gym, I checked when she was sweating and wiped her face off with her towel. The only thing is her hair color, its that blonde/kinda red, not that good of a color for someone so pale. he said she has a feeling she might be late in delivering becasue she doesnt feel anything yet as far as pain/contractions. I am sure she has put on about 20 pounds-25 pound and she said the baby weighed 6. I am sure once she has the baby, loses the weight she will be the hell out of Nashville. She has a mansion here.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 18, 2008 - 12:45am.

Three YEARS?
How is it allowed to go on for this long? I'm sure the Police have been notified....no?

Full Moon tomorrow, and the last night of Retrograde! Thursday......looking forward to it...

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 18, 2008 - 12:44am.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 18, 2008 - 12:41am.

I'm not concerned about the incisors, but the incisors should be concerned about my boot.

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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 18, 2008 - 12:41am.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 17, 2008 - 9:39pm.
You should see the incisors on that thing, TV. Sheeps says it's a full moon tomorrow. You know what that means...

*gets silver bullets, carves crosses on back, loads into revolver*

Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 18, 2008 - 12:39am.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 18, 2008 - 12:37am.

Damn, how does it keep untying the sleeves?

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Submitted by Nell on June 18, 2008 - 12:35am.

I am just fine with her since she is no longer married the Tom Crazy-ass Cruise.

I wish her the best.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 18, 2008 - 12:33am.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 18, 2008 - 12:29am.

Did either of them NOT repeat themselves, over and over?

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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 18, 2008 - 12:30am.

PSL dahling! Your siggie is hilarious in it's simplicity

edited bc I forgot that bitch really said that. WHOOOOOOORE!

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 18, 2008 - 12:29am.

You think I can do better for a stalker. *twirls with glee* Like Mark David Chapman better or Sienna Miller's tranny stalker better?

http://au.lifestyle.yahoo.com/b/famous/1238/sienna-hires-bodyguards-afte...
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 18, 2008 - 12:28am.

Hi VLL! You are always the belle of the ball, but I know what you mean.....

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 18, 2008 - 12:26am.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 18, 2008 - 12:23am.

Yeah, I know, we miss you here!
Sorry you got such a moronic stalker, you can do better!

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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 18, 2008 - 12:23am.

Hi TV, I have been good. Word on the street was I was the belle of the ball in the Usher thread so I had to see. I haven't been on at night in aaaages.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 18, 2008 - 12:22am.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 18, 2008 - 12:14am.

Hi, Viva! How you been?

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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 18, 2008 - 12:14am.

is this where the party is at? I haven't been on at night in so long I forgot how to do it

Submitted by Mr. President on June 18, 2008 - 12:12am.

Submitted by angel_i on June 18, 2008 - 12:05am.

Aubrey O'Day? That's that girlie that looks like everypopstar, right? I really enjoyed that highfashion sweaty crackwhore shoot she did awhile back...

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