Tuesday, June 17th 2008

The Photoshop Awards: Nicky Kidman In Vogue Magazine

Nicole Kidman totally has her own personal Photoshop wizard, CGI artist and cartoonist to make her look stunningly frozen for photo shoots. She looks like she was made from a mixture of wax and Tommy Girl's crusty sperm. Anyway, the interview is all pretty basic and boring, but Vogue did manage to ask her ass about the rumors that she's faking her pregnancy.

Nicky just laughed at the question and said, "Just look at how I'm sitting here with my legs apart. This is the way you have to sit when you're pregnant." You know the pillow fell out when she spread her legs. Please, my legs are always spread. Does that mean I'm knocked up? Shit, probably.

Visit Style.com did read the rest of the interview. And here's more of Nicky looking like a wax mannequin in an exhibit at the Natural History Museum.

Source: Style.com

Posted by: Michael K


cindygold21's picture

Photo shopped to death! She creeps me out..she's so skanky looking... her and that husband of hers always look like they need a bath. That face....yuk...I'll never understand the attraction for her...overrated "B" list actress that married for fame.

gina latina's picture

That photo of her on the white horse is lovely.

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islandgirl's picture

It's ironic that the photo shoot was done at the Natural History Museum. Although there's nothing natural about her, she is history.

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Submitted by Migraineuse on June 17, 2008 - 7:04pm.

Zzzzzzzzzzz....

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I concur. She becomes more and more mind numbing as the years go by.

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christine the hoff's picture

She still looks like a wax dummy.

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Migraineuse's picture

Zzzzzzzzzzz....

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theboy's picture

w-o-w !!!

two of my fav gay icons, I heart those two, and they are beautifull, I think they look tailor made.
I heart the epic-drama-movies when women run away in lovely outfits.
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IWannaBeMonicaBellucci's picture

Hugh's fucking hot.

Lindalou's picture

The pictures look like drawings, and they are beautiful. I hadn't heard rumors that she was faking her pregnancy. It never would have crossed my mind. Wouldn't a faker have a big stomach? Katie did.

BONITA_PUSSOLINI's picture

The child will be born a size 00, with a stiff face and an erect penis or clitoris. He/She/It will have Meth withdrawals..

islandgirl's picture

I always sit with my legs spread apart, and I can guarantee you, I'm not up the stump. Or a slut. :)

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maDalice's picture

Yeah, she has such a girth that she needs to sit with her legs apart. I am like so sure.

Lory's picture

Love her green dress and her red dress, however, my favorite piccy is the one in which Nicole is riding a horse. That outfit makes her look teh secksy.
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Voice of Reason's picture

You just know she's counting the days until she can botox up her face again.

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Vogue should close up shop. They have managed to grace their cover with the ice princess.

Yuk!

Did she show the interviewer her stomach?

She should have posed ala Demi to shut the rumor mill down.

LOVE her green dress!!

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Vogue sucks. And why they obsess about Nicole and Fishsticks is beyond my comprehension.

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Lory's picture

Photoshopped to hell and back but I gotta admit homegirl looks stunning!

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No Words's picture

Awww. I love Nicole...hope she has a healthy pregnancy and she and Keith enjoy their baby. I feel really bad for her...I don't know that she knew exactly how crazy Tommy Girl was. And it is too sad about her two children with Tom...I will bet it breaks her heart.

That being said...I wish she looked as good in real life as she does in these pictures.

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