Kentwood Bound!
Brit Brit Spears is boarding the Cheeto plane bound for Kentwood, LA this afternoon! UsWeekly reports that Brit is going back home to help Jamie Lynn give birth and she could stay for at least a month. When asked for comment, SPF and JJ replied, "GOOD MITTENS!"
Yesterday in court, The Commish postponed a July 31st conservatorship hearing because Brit will be on vacay and not available for meetings. They can't do the meetings without her ass? She just sits there, blows bubbles in her Frapp and writes "Mrs. Brit Brit Jean Pitt" over and over again. I'm sure her presence is not needed.
The Commish also granted permission for Daddy Spears to sell her Studio City house. WAIT! Is this the community where Ed McMahon lives?! His realtor bitch said they had trouble selling his house because Brit Brit brings all the paps with her and potential buyers don't like that shit. Hooray! Now Pepaw can sell his crib and be out of the red.....hopefully.
The hospital where Jamie Lynn gives birth better put some cameras in the delivery room. You know Brit Brit is going to bust in on an ATV and snatch the baby! Naw, old Brit would have done that. New Brit will just look at Jamie and the baby and say, "Dang! Thet baba is homely jest like yo ass! OK! Magazine won't even give you halfa bag of pawk rinds fo pitchers of that oogly monster! Blimey!"
Britney is always my favorite. Her situation is becoming better and better now.
I heared that she is dating with a big manful billionaire online at ___"PlusMeet.c o m"___, a hot dating site for hot big curvy girls, sexy big beautiful women and their admirers!
good grief. why are they letting britney attend this thing? look at her. she is warming up the crazy.
Submitted by xxyxz on June 18, 2008 - 10:54am.
PSL
that was a fucking GOOD GAME! So many people are pissed off right now! My nephew isn't speaking to me
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OMG, the season is FINALLY OVER?!?!?!?!!?
hee hee hee
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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit.
PSL
that was a fucking GOOD GAME! So many people are pissed off right now! My nephew isn't speaking to me
Submitted by Sheeps on June 18, 2008 - 8:43am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 18, 2008 - 8:13am.
Brit is not swimming in my old pool. My dog has to swim there.
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I meant YOU go to HER house...i wouldn't want her contaminating your pool!
XXyz, I thought of you last night when the Lakers got creamed.....they were pathetic....
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“I love my puppies! I want my baby!”
- Paris Hilton
AH! You have to subscribe to read the interview online. DAMN!
Finally!!!!!!!!!!! STAY IN KENTWOOD!! NOT BOTHER COMING BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks. It seems Britney is seeking true love online now. I saw her milllionaire dating site ------"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m**** last week. Good luck to her search.
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angel_i: I'll see if I can find it online.
She's giving birth already? It seems a lot shorter than 9 months.
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Submitted by xxyxz on June 18, 2008 - 8:46am.
Mornin'! Hey, we've still got the Dodgers. Oh. Well, the Rams are solid, right? No. Beckham has turned the Galaxy into a winning team, right? OK: We've got more drunken, enhanced sluts than most anywhere.
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Pat Martino, "Footprints"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=801K4vxDywM
Submitted by M.E. on June 18, 2008 - 10:35am.
You guys need to read the interview.
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Do I actually have to read this on paper? Because I'm not sure I can do that anymore.
♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
Lean Like a Chola
Hey hoes!
Sheeps...How 'bout them Lakers? ;)
Oklahoma! CALL ME !!!!! 58 B.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 18, 2008 - 8:13am.
Brit is not swimming in my old pool. My dog has to swim there.
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Pat Martino, "Footprints"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=801K4vxDywM
I just need to say this. I read Playboy's interview with Dr. Drew last night (the one where he bashes Shitters, Paris, Blohan, Tommy Girl, etc) and let me tell you, I have fallen in love. He was no holds barred on those bitches, and even went on to say that he thinks AJ is a lying sack, especially about being able to drop heroin without substitution.
You guys need to read the interview.
"Dang! Thet baba is homely jest like yo ass! OK! Magazine won't even give you halfa bag of pawk rinds fo pitchers of that oogly monster! Blimey!"
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I miss British Brit. Is she out with Mr. Watson chasing Professor James Moriarty again??
"You know Brit Brit is going to bust in on an ATV and snatch the baby"
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That's it. I'm gonna grow me a dick so I can marry MK.
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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)
Stoney, yeah..they sold that house after the divorce.
Sheeps, I guess she does own the house now, if Jamie can sell it....and TMZ is reporting Brit buying in an exclusive area in Calabasas, which I am assuming as Hidden Hills....close enough, and the "celebs" they mentioned as already living there, live in Hidden Hills.....maybe you can have pool parties with Brit! Bring over some hotdogs and RC Cola!
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“I love my puppies! I want my baby!”
- Paris Hilton
No no no!!! I'm talking about the house she completely remodeled and turned into a goddamned theme park compound for Kevin and herself when they first had Sean P. The one with the idiotic water slides and shit. That house she was NOT renting. Oh wait, did they sell that shit and split it in the divorce? Seems like such a shame considering how much effort she put into it.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 18, 2008 - 7:46am.
I think she owned one house in malibu, is renting the one she has now
Then why did Jamie just get the court's permission to sell it?
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Pat Martino, "Footprints"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=801K4vxDywM
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 18, 2008 - 7:46am.
Hidden Hills? Farrah and I will practically be her neighbors! I once went to a group meeting inside Hidden Hills, at the home of some Indian software dude. The meeting was held in the "garage," which was about the size of a 747 hangar.
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Pat Martino, "Footprints"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=801K4vxDywM
Sheeps, I think she owned one house in malibu, is renting the one she has now.....and NOW is trying to buy one in Hidden Hills.....
she is so fucking gross. I am surprised Jamie Lynn wants any of them near her when she gives birth. They all fucking dumped her for Britney when she want "crazy".
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“I love my puppies! I want my baby!”
- Paris Hilton
Submitted by Sheeps on June 18, 2008 - 10:40am.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 18, 2008 - 7:08am.
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Kathy Hilton taught Paris not to wear whatever she ate! ROFL
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Stoney on June 18, 2008 - 10:40am.
I'm confrused. I thought she just had the Malibu house and the Beverly Hills house? (PS, is she ever going to sell that monstrocity/shrine to Kevin in Malibu or what?)
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Appears that in the last few years she kept buying homes and changing her mind about living in them. I'm guessing we now know where a large portian of her money went to.
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Submitted by Stoney on June 18, 2008 - 7:40am.
I'm confrused. I thought she just had the Malibu house and the Beverly Hills house?
The Studio City house is arguably in the far northern edge of Beverly Hills. She was renting in Malibu, no?
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Pat Martino, "Footprints"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=801K4vxDywM
Submitted by Kizzy on June 18, 2008 - 7:08am.
Worse than that: Paris Hilton's car seats
Hey, Paris may be disease-riddled, but she always looks clean and bathed.
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Pat Martino, "Footprints"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=801K4vxDywM
I'm confrused. I thought she just had the Malibu house and the Beverly Hills house? (PS, is she ever going to sell that monstrocity/shrine to Kevin in Malibu or what?)
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
"Okeee J'meee....da babay comes out da pee pee hole dere...and you gots to pretend you is takin' a shizz."
Damn, this bitch looks simply fucking stunning!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
And this is news because...?...its a slow day?
"Blimey!"
Mwahahahahahaahahahaha....hahahahahaa....
She really needs to cut down on the smoking! She sucked so hard that it went right into her smoke/Cheeto/peen hole!
Oh I know, That dudes hair looked good!! I just wondered how he got his waist soo small.. WTF?
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
oklahoma on June 18, 2008 - 11:55pm.
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Farrout! That guy is awesome!!!
Shitney would kill to have hair like that...and his figure!
Unfitney should just off herself now, she has a perfect replacement. I bet he would make a great Mother for her kids too.
"Jamie-Lynn put some Mad Dog an' Kool Aid in the bottle to put the baybee ter sleep. Then you kin go out clubbin'!"
Excerpt from the "Britney Book of Baybee Kare"
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
Brit 'n Jamie Lynn n' ever'body else can go fall in the bayou and get eaten by a swamp creature, y'all.
I can't wait to see what tween trashtastic future stripper name JL comes up with for this gurrl. Krystal Jo? Tiffanee Lynn?
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
I hope that ringworm on her wrist clears up soon.. lol..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
"Dang! Thet baba is homely jest like yo ass! OK! Magazine won't even give you halfa bag of pawk rinds fo pitchers of that oogly monster! Blimey!"
MK, you struck platinum with this one! Bwhahahaha!
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
Submitted by shoo shoo on June 18, 2008 - 10:03am.
How is Britney going to "help" Jamie Lynn? She can't even help herself!
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"JamieLynn, you puts da baba in at dis end, and puts th da-pur on th udder."
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by oklahoma on June 18, 2008 - 9:56am.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yItO3rEH4q8
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He's prettier than the real Brit!
DeputyTruck.. OMG I know.. When he took off his glasses.. I almost DIED.. His eyes were like really pretty. GULP... /and my hub said the bone structure was identical which was creepy. I'm still in shock..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Snoogle
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lmao
That avie you have is priceless!!!
I can picture Unfitney reacting like that everytime her Papa asks if she has put her "big girl knickers" on yet.
Submitted by oklahoma on June 18, 2008 - 9:56am.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yItO3rEH4q8
That's crazy! That's the best Britney impersonator I've ever seen. I'm dying to know what he looks like without the makeup, though.
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 18, 2008 - 10:06am.
Worse than that: Paris Hilton's car seats
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
If Jamie Lynn has a girl as it's been rumored, Britney will most likely have another breakdown. I don't think the world is ready for another head-shaving, umbrella-swinging, bathroom-hostage situation.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 18, 2008 - 7:03am.
heehee. As I sat, I would picture all the Quizno's restrooms where her ass has been.
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Pat Martino, "Footprints"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=801K4vxDywM
How is Britney going to "help" Jamie Lynn? She can't even help herself!
Submitted by Sheeps on June 18, 2008 - 10:01am.
An excellent point about the toilets. Not even many, many gallons of straight bleach could make it safe enough to consider.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Sheeps, Ew good point about using that toilet?? Or even walking barefoot on the floor..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
GIG:
I'm kinda hoping Katherine Heigl has her "moment" for TMZ.
On T: I wonder if ShitShit will get to drive unsupervised at night in Kentwood?
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