Kentwood Bound!
Brit Brit Spears is boarding the Cheeto plane bound for Kentwood, LA this afternoon! UsWeekly reports that Brit is going back home to help Jamie Lynn give birth and she could stay for at least a month. When asked for comment, SPF and JJ replied, "GOOD MITTENS!"
Yesterday in court, The Commish postponed a July 31st conservatorship hearing because Brit will be on vacay and not available for meetings. They can't do the meetings without her ass? She just sits there, blows bubbles in her Frapp and writes "Mrs. Brit Brit Jean Pitt" over and over again. I'm sure her presence is not needed.
The Commish also granted permission for Daddy Spears to sell her Studio City house. WAIT! Is this the community where Ed McMahon lives?! His realtor bitch said they had trouble selling his house because Brit Brit brings all the paps with her and potential buyers don't like that shit. Hooray! Now Pepaw can sell his crib and be out of the red.....hopefully.
The hospital where Jamie Lynn gives birth better put some cameras in the delivery room. You know Brit Brit is going to bust in on an ATV and snatch the baby! Naw, old Brit would have done that. New Brit will just look at Jamie and the baby and say, "Dang! Thet baba is homely jest like yo ass! OK! Magazine won't even give you halfa bag of pawk rinds fo pitchers of that oogly monster! Blimey!"
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Good luck selling the Studio City house. It's not that nice a house, in a lame development; even the high-end market sux; and it's been permanently tainted by the Britser. I mean, would you use the toilet?
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Submitted by cycloneb on June 18, 2008 - 9:56am.
I still think Unfitney is gonna do some crazy arse shit if JL spits out a girl.
I miss the days of pumpkins on dashboards, toilet bats and arse taxes...
----------- O those wacky Spears girls. Heres to hoping that they both shave their heads and chase paps down the road together.
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It would definitely do Britney some good to stay away from Hollywood awhile. She can rassle a few gators, and rustle up a diaper bag, a couple of pairs of baby shoes, and a belt for her sister.
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
I still think Unfitney is gonna do some crazy arse shit if JL spits out a girl.
I miss the days of pumpkins on dashboards, toilet bats and arse taxes...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yItO3rEH4q8
or try this.. this is fucking funny..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
BRADIFUL BITCH, tasty.
A full moon you say? Any bets which celebutard with have a meltdown for TMZ's cameras?
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You guys MUST look up this guy named Derrick Barry.. Seriously.. He was on Americas got Talent last night as a Britney Impersonator.. Look him up on google. like his personal.. well click here.. LMAO!!
http://www.starrpro.biz/Vegas_La_Cage/derrick_barry.htm
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
DING DING & YAHTZEE!!!
GreenIsGood & Clarisse!!!!
*whips out double chocolate chip cookies, EXTRA LARGE per request*
Couldn't resist the lyric drop.
CHEERS and It's a FULL MOON tonight!!!
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Maybe when JJ squirted out, the doctor felt it was his duty to humanity to tie her tubes.
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TimTams Rule!
===She looks good in that dress. Her blog was just seen at millionaire persoanals site
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last week.
It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now. Is she single now?
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-Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 18, 2008 - 10:45pm.
And lose their meal ticket? Hells no!
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TimTams Rule!
Please, Kentwood, keep her.
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Submitted by SpoiledGlamGirl on June 18, 2008 - 8:47am.
She so desperately wanted a girl - going to be hard to see her little sis with a baby girl and all the pink frilly shit...I sense another meltdown
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She'll hook up with another loser just for the sperm donation.
I imagine BritShit saying something more like "blahmee" instead of actually saying "blimey."
Almost fluent in Britspeak, MK. It's the little things, man.
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TimTams Rule!
What's Brit going to do? Is JL having one of those pre-planned C-sections? Is she going to say "Slice it down there, ya'll". Ya gotta make sure it's under the bikini line"?
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz.......
BB,
If I had a million dollars
I'd buy you some art
A Picasso or a Garfunkel
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
She so desperately wanted a girl - going to be hard to see her little sis with a baby girl and all the pink frilly shit...I sense another meltdown
***I'm only one stomach flu away from my goal weight***
BB, I believe that's Simon & Garfunkle.
Better be a BIG cookie....
She's going home....
Tonight Ill sing my songs again
Ill play the game and pretend
But all my words come back to me
In shades of mediocrity
Like emptyness in harmony
I need someone to comfort me
Homeward bound
I wish I was
Homeward bound
Home, where my thoughts escaping
Home, where my musics playing
Home, where my love lies waiting
Silently for me
Name the artist, you get a cookie.
I am hoping this is a two fer one deal, Jamie has a DAUGHTER and they give Shitney an intervention and she STAYS THERE.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
NASA could land the frikkin' space shuttle on that huge Nine-Head.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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