He's Just Being McConaughey
Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves "made a baby," but that isn't stopping his pothead ass from partying like a drunken fool. Star Magazine has pictures of Mattey in San Juan Del Sur, Nicaragua on June 6th at the Iguana Bar. A source said he was hitting on and touching several women.
The source said, "He already seemed to be drunk when he arrived alone, and he only got worse from there on. He was putting the make on every woman in his path, throwing his arms around them and trying to kiss them, and trying to dirty-dance with a few out on the floor. But he was a mess, slurring his words and stumbling around." You know he was roofied him.
Later in the night, Matt was found inside of a sewer ditch looking for his lost flip-flop. Um....he wasn't looking for a flip-flop. He was going to bed. That sewer ditch was his hotel room for the night. That's how Matt does it.
Matt denies that he was hitting on a bunch of skanks, but admitted that he was drunk, he said, "Absolutely. Nicaragua is a beautiful place, epic waves, the best surfing I have ever been on. And yes, I'm STILL looking for my left flip-flop. So if anyone finds it floating around down there (it has 6:22 stitched into the side), please send it my way. There is a reward."
I think he's still drunk. Scratch that. He's always drunk. And what does 6:22 mean? Hmm...maybe it's the one day of the year he actually takes a shower?
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Well well well, I was wondering whatever happened to Cody Bass.
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to the pagan one
if they meet outside that has to be it! :)
to lolo
yay! :)
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That's why I live in a teepee!
Submitted by forever.now on June 18, 2008 - 3:14pm.
LAUGHING MY NAY_NIS OFF AT THAT!!!
ha ha ha!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
to lolo..
"stoned"... you have unlocked the mystery of matthew and the bible! yay! he has probably told woody harrelson, "yeah man they get stoned all through that book."
wow! everyone came up with great ideas for 6/22 during my unscheduled nap (oops). thanks! :)
I am going with 1 baby due 2 tequila and beer 3 bible verse (is there a verse about the okness of getting drunk etc. while your pregnant girlfriend waits at home? that is his favorite!)
_Submitted by Clarisse on June 18, 2008 - 1:20pm.
The bible? Is that the book about dinosaurs??
Slutty dinosaurs that go to hell for fornicatin'with their head holes!
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotopuss!
What was the biblical term for a hooker?
Stoned!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
The bible? Is that the book about dinosaurs??
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
_Submitted by OH COME ON on June 18, 2008 - 1:09pm.
anyone read the bible...
matthew 6:22 reads...
The eye is the lamp of the body. So if your eye is healthy, your whole body will be full of light.
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No i dont read that shit, but it makes sense to put a verse about your eye on your damn flip flop.
Boy is GAWT DAMN TARDED!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
anyone read the bible...
matthew 6:22 reads...
The eye is the lamp of the body. So if your eye is healthy, your whole body will be full of light.
anyone read the bible...
matthew 6:22 reads...
The eye is the lamp of the body. So if your eye is healthy, your whole body will be full of light.
Who and who?
http://danceontheroof.com
Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y R o m a n c e . c o m*****last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now. ?☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆???☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
6:22-- a Bible verse? "But now, freed 1 from sin and enslaved to God, you have your benefit 2 leading to sanctification, and the end is eternal life."
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Matty's only filling the void left by the GinandScotch Stallion. Some aging Texan playboy actor needs to be out there making a drunken fool of himself while Owen is drying out in a European rehab in order to get him stable enough for the upcoming "Marley & Me" push. (Oops, that was supposed to be a secret ...)
k, I still love me the Matty, TRex arms and all.
Watched "Fools Gold" last night.
I liked it. It was funny and cute.
I don't care what you horz think!!
DUDE...McConaughey!! Its 4:20...not 6:22!!! GET IT RIGHT!!!
Now...puff puff pass!
YAY...I knew someday I would be "state of the art" at something!!
***I'm only one stomach flu away from my goal weight***
Hat Trick- I see some pretty funny comments on this site that don't in any way seem to be those of lemmings (followers since you didn't have the ability to come up with a more clever word) I doubt anyone on DListed are keeping others from joining the site, I think it's the fact maybe they aren't clever enough to keep up with the posters and they feel intimidated by wit and commoraderie. Guess you were always the odd kid out on the playground in school. Got picked last on teams. Ate at the lunch table with all of the teachers.
Hat Trick, if you don't like the comments, DON'T READ THEM.
You do have a choice here, you know....
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“I love my puppies! I want my baby!”
- Paris Hilton
Hat Trick that isn't very nice. Fag is a naughty word.
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"I Wouldn't Care If You Was A Prostitute
And That You Hit Every Man That You Ever Knew
See It Wouldn't Make A Difference
If That Was Way Before Me And You Babe" - Lil Wayne
Oh, looks like someone isn't getting enough attention from the floor nurse!! Easy crazy, she has a lot of patients to look after!
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
Hat Trick used to use the name Popcorn Trick, till his arrest.
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Pat Martino, "Footprints"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=801K4vxDywM
*BLOOP*
rubbing my nuts on Hat Tricks nose.
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
well, at least we're legitimate!
Every party needs a pooper and that's why we invited You!! Oh wait, You weren't Invited, were you Hat Trick.. Waaaaaaa..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Well, Hat Trick, at least it's good to know we are legitimate assholes. I also work very hard to keep up on my assholeishness, although I'm not sure you could call me "state of the art". You are right about one thing though; Michael K sure is a great "commentary"! As far as our personal "cliches" go, mine is "We're all here because we're not all there!" Because "Birds of a feather, flock together!".
Hat Trick, if you ar so dismayed by Dlisted, then get the fuck off the site. Why don't you go troll somewhere else.
Hat Trick:
I think I speak for all DListers when I say THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENTS!!!! =)
That's exactly what we do/are. And your point is?
***I'm only one stomach flu away from my goal weight***
It is so funny how these posters here on Dlisted just chirp and chip along with whatever this fag writer says. Like a bunch of fag hags. So, and so is this and that: Oh, oh, Ok. So this person is this and that: Oh, oh, Ok. I think we should all go and jump off a very tall bridge now: Oh, oh, Ok. Like you people can not even begin to think for yourselves. You people treat this like it is your own personal chat room; gabbing back in forth to one another. Michael K is a great commentary, and would probably have a lot more traffic on his site if you people would stop your personal cliche and open it up for a lot of other people to enjoy. You guys are a bunch of legitimate, state of the art, assholes.
the best part of that article was this:
""A few minutes after he finally left the bar, someone found him searching through a sewage ditch outside. When they asked him what he was doing, he mumbled, 'I've lost my flip-flops!'""
6:22 is the time this asshat crawled home from a night of debauchery and douchiness.
wow, I'm SHOCKED.
not.
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“I love my puppies! I want my baby!”
- Paris Hilton
Betcha the baby is due on 6/22 - that's probably what the stitching meant.
It's the measurement of his penis after the plastic surgeons filled with all the industrial grade silicone they could fit in there.
That woman is Queen Latifah. They were bearding for each other.
TRex Arms McConaghuey needs to joing a hippie compound in some South American jungle and disappear forever.
6:22 is the ratio of tequila shots to beers that is required for one to get sewer-diving drunk.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
He just doesn't do it for me. Maybe all the press about him and his lack of cleanliness is a turnoff.
I hate to see how dirty things are south of the border.
Submitted by forever.now on June 18, 2008 - 10:28am.
what does 6:22 mean?
----------------- You got me. The only references I know are Bible ones, and I'm pretty certain thats not what his mean.
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what does 6:22 mean?
he is so gross. he wasn't hitting on those women! he was using them as a means to not fall down.
wtf is it with famous people not keeping clean? do they not know how to work the fancy bathrooms in their new mcmansions?
Yea Celtics!
@Snoogle- I read somewhere that MM said that Camilla is like him, can go for days without worrying about a shower, so I doubt it was much of a stretch for her to be intimate with him. It would be like Pepe Le Pew with another skunk, no big deal.
@Okla.- I know. I am a shower freak. Can't stand to go in public feeling smelly and dirty. There are those out there that THINK they can avoid bathing and nobody will be the wiser. I assure you, I always am.
I can smell him from here (holding nose).
If he has a boy, he should name him 'Bo'.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Hey, Did Xxyxz stop by yesterday?
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by devilgirl on June 18, 2008 - 10:17am.
@Okla- No doubt. I love how he proudly boasts his disdain for bathing. Years ago, my mother was in Rome and she and Catherine Deneuve were in an elevator together. My mother said that Deneuve smelled soooooo bad she could hardly stand it- A combo of b.o and unwashed lady parts is how my mother described the odor pouring off Deneuve.
----------- Makes you wonder how he got close enough to the baby momma to make a baby doesn't it?
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Oh yuck.. DevilGirl.. yeah, unwashed lady parts are icky! I will never do sexy times if I haven't had a shower, let a lone go out anywhere.. not b/c of lady parts just b/c all over, its creepy!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
If I were the big girl in black I would be worried about him tossing his cookies down my back. Look at him.. he is going hurl any minute.
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Okie,
"Put your arms around me and touch my boobs, and he's like "I'm trying damn it, I'm trying!" "
Oh my god oh my god oh my GOD!!! That's funny!
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
I'm shocked that 6:22 was stitched on the flip flop rather than 4:20
***I'm only one stomach flu away from my goal weight***