He's Just Being McConaughey
Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves "made a baby," but that isn't stopping his pothead ass from partying like a drunken fool. Star Magazine has pictures of Mattey in San Juan Del Sur, Nicaragua on June 6th at the Iguana Bar. A source said he was hitting on and touching several women.
The source said, "He already seemed to be drunk when he arrived alone, and he only got worse from there on. He was putting the make on every woman in his path, throwing his arms around them and trying to kiss them, and trying to dirty-dance with a few out on the floor. But he was a mess, slurring his words and stumbling around." You know he was roofied him.
Later in the night, Matt was found inside of a sewer ditch looking for his lost flip-flop. Um....he wasn't looking for a flip-flop. He was going to bed. That sewer ditch was his hotel room for the night. That's how Matt does it.
Matt denies that he was hitting on a bunch of skanks, but admitted that he was drunk, he said, "Absolutely. Nicaragua is a beautiful place, epic waves, the best surfing I have ever been on. And yes, I'm STILL looking for my left flip-flop. So if anyone finds it floating around down there (it has 6:22 stitched into the side), please send it my way. There is a reward."
I think he's still drunk. Scratch that. He's always drunk. And what does 6:22 mean? Hmm...maybe it's the one day of the year he actually takes a shower?
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@Okla- No doubt. I love how he proudly boasts his disdain for bathing. Years ago, my mother was in Rome and she and Catherine Deneuve were in an elevator together. My mother said that Deneuve smelled soooooo bad she could hardly stand it- A combo of b.o and unwashed lady parts is how my mother described the odor pouring off Deneuve.
I've met homeless people with better hygiene and that make more sense than this foolio
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I bet that big girl in the pic kept saying.. Put your arms around me and touch my boobs, and he's like "I'm trying damn it, I'm trying!" Poor matthew, his arms are so short.. I bet thats why he has to get so drunk all the time to forget his lil bitty short arms..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
This post made me crack up. "he thought she was Salma" MK...Salma's going to kick uranus!
"He was putting the make on every woman in his path"....what does that mean?
lol
Jackass. Good luck to the stupid woman he knocked up; there won't be any help from this moron.
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LMAO @ DevilGirl.. That would be an upgrade in the smell department for sure..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
I still think he's at least parly a 'mo.
There's an appropriate 'happy as a pig in shit' joke here, but it escapes me at the moment....
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I remember seeing him in A Time To Kill and thinking "Dayum!!!"
Now i look at him and i think "Dayum" in a whole different tone!
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Actully, the sewer wasn't his bed, it was his idea of getting a shower in before her passed out for the night.
his mother must've been drunk throughout her whole pregnancy. that's my explanation for every statment he makes. on the topic of the baby he just made - when can we see a photo of him holding it with the girlfriend in the background, nearly out of frame like puff doody did on ok (or was it hello)?
My dad always told me the more you stomp in poop, the more it stinks - Billy "Bloody Genius" Ray Cyrus
He is what he is.
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