Wednesday, June 18th 2008
Start Over
Nicole Richie needs to hit rewind and do this shit again. The make-up, the hair, the rag, the fugly ass purse....it's making my eyes dry heave. Somewhere in Fort Myers, Florida, a room at the Howard Johnson is missing its matching drapes and bedspread. That shit wouldn't even look hot on Endora from "Bewitched."
And who did this to her face?! It's like she handed her make-up artist a picture of Skeletor Anthony and said, "I want to look like this." Dead fug.
Here's Nicole at a Women in Film event last night. You know, because she's been in sooooooo many films.
Wenn
Yuck. I loathe this waste of space.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
What a beautiful robe! I'd love to have such for lounging.
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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
-Laurie Schecter
She's Norma Desmond from the Carol Burnett Show.
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A video movie could improve your life.
CORPSE BRIDE????
"As God as my witness, I will never go hungry again...or at least without a vodka tonic nightcap!" *Nicole yanking curtains off rods in postpartum psychotic rage*
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TESTES TESTES
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" I don't think anyone in Philadelphia jacks off online, if anything they do it in front of a school like a gentileman." - R. Bennington
Whatever, Nicole.
Just keep your ass at home and try to remember that your "fame" is going to be VERY fleeting, and nobody will know nor care who the fuck you are within 4 years.
Ditto for Parasite and Kardashian.
She definitely stole that look from Mrs. Roper. There's nothing like watching 3 am veiwings of Three's Company with your bong.
Submitted by LoLo on June 18, 2008 - 6:33pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 18, 2008 - 1:31pm.
* hands you a picture of a smiley face family i drew with my big fat blue crayon*
I DREW THIS MYSELF JUST FOR YOU!
smooches!
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Thank you LoLo! *hangs picture on wall proudly* Very nice! *smooches back!!*
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Submitted by xxyxz on June 18, 2008 - 6:33pm.
DAE
LOL. my bad. it's not you... it's me.
I'm in PMS land today. I'm sorry too
*kisses DAE*
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Not you as well! All the women I know are on PMS land at the moment. I'm going to hide under the blankents, until it all passes.
*kisses angel_i*
Sorry for taking so long to reply, dinner called!
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
Cannot stand her!!! I used to love her but she's just as bad as Paris, she just is better at hiding her attention whore nature. She thinks she's some sort of fashion plate too. Bitch please.
Somewhere in Fort Myers, Florida, a room at the Howard Johnson is missing its matching drapes and bedspread. That shit wouldn't even look hot on Endora from "Bewitched."
LMFAO! hahahaha
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOv-2HzNPaA
Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
Submitted by oklahoma on June 18, 2008 - 2:10pm.
VivaLaTears.. Bwahahaha.. I do love Nicole!! And damn.. Wonder what that smelled like, well, No I don't wonder that. WTF.. Go into the bathroom, I bet that was Von Asshole's daughter..
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yeah, I like her too! I used to love Paris Hilton and dispise her chubbylittle friend,now Nicole Richie is far interesting than Paris. Theres something about her, like shes presents herself as good, but you know theres just an awful, corrupted, evilness that makes her attractive. LOVE HER! And this lady next to me is cracking me up! Crazy as a bat, shes doing so much off stuff!
VivaLaTears.. Bwahahaha.. I do love Nicole!! And damn.. Wonder what that smelled like, well, No I don't wonder that. WTF.. Go into the bathroom, I bet that was Von Asshole's daughter..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Even under all that make-up, she looks seriously ill.
Even MAC can't hide her methface.
www.myspace.com/triston
okie...
sent it
*giggles* Xxyxz.. Oh you'll have to help me find that pill. I'm helpless!!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Oklahoma!!!
*tosses Vicodin down shirt*
What up my Homies!!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
WOW, that Lainie Kazan Muumuu Collection is da bomb!
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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit.
you all are just giving it the attention it wants....Ignore it, and just move on....I for one, am Dlisting from a beautiful pool today......fabulous!
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“I love my puppies! I want my baby!”
- Paris Hilton
your Mom Ate...
long time no see! How are you doing?
Nicole's alright, simply for the fact that she willingly keeps her distance from Wonky McValtrex.
I do agree, however, that she doesn't really belong at this specific event.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Is that the bedspread?
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
Submitted by xxyxz on June 18, 2008 - 1:31pm
I think she can be cute sometimes.
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
DAE
LOL. my bad. it's not you... it's me.
I'm in PMS land today. I'm sorry too
*kisses DAE*
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 18, 2008 - 1:31pm.
* hands you a picture of a smiley face family i drew with my big fat blue crayon*
I DREW THIS MYSELF JUST FOR YOU!
smooches!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
LoLo
there aren't many celebs that I like. I thinks she's a cool bitch....Nothing more nothing less
I'm not obsessed with her and I wouldn't go lez for her...(i would only do that for you.oklahoma ans Viva)
;)
Submitted by xxyxz on June 18, 2008 - 6:24pm.
I'm sorry. I was trying to tease, I wasn't trying to be mean. Sorry if I didn't come across that way.
I know, my bad. I really am sorry.
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
I thought women do everything to avoid dark circles under the eyes?
Submitted by LoLo on June 18, 2008 - 6:19pm.
You are cracking me the fuck up right now!
LOL!
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Yay!!! :0)
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
HEY NOW!
XXYXZ can like whoever she wants...
*whispers* I do find it cute/funy you like her.
I never thought about her too much so I dont know all that much about her.
But youre so freaking cute with the ones you like and dont like.
I like it! xxyxz is a complicated soul with many facets and i love ya all the more for it!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Personally, I think she's pretty good...but she's never promoted that...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caRKUD_zPj4
There is, like, NO production on this thing either. Well, a little but not much...and its WAY WAY WAY better than Paris'
♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
Lean Like a Chola
DAE
you're being mean! I doubt I'm the only person that likes Nicole!
By the way... I'm never on dlisted talking crap about C.A... I like her.
Submitted by xxyxz on June 18, 2008 - 6:08pm.
I just really like her. I think she's funny. I'm not corrupted:) and she does sing...Just not that great!
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You are! We need a Dlisted intervention here!! Some one help this girl!!
and people say i'm mad for liking Xtina, humph!
I'll give you that, she can...sing...in some kind of tune.
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
_Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 18, 2008 - 1:17pm.
You are cracking me the fuck up right now!
LOL!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
You said Fort Myers Florida Mk...LMMFAO
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Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?
Submitted by angel_i on June 18, 2008 - 5:49pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 18, 2008 - 11:44am.
Submitted by angel_i on June 18, 2008 - 5:26pm.
Hey you little psycho (and I mean that in the most loving way:)
This is a NICOLE RICHIE thread. Granted there's not a whole lot to say about the bag of bones...but you totally turned this thread gay! (Gay Tranny, that is:)
PS. I love Trannies, I'm going to watch to them synch X-tina songs on Friday. I do it all the time, actually:)
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Look, if had my way, EVERY THREAD would be a Xtina thread. the world needs to learn to revolve around Xtina, she is the sun, the moon & stars...*add more poerty style shit here* There's NOTHING to say 'bout Nicole.
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But her Dad wrote a song about X-tina! You just said so!:
You are the sun
You are the rain...
That makes my life a foolish game...
You need to know
I LOOOOOOOVE you so
And I would do it all again and again
O WHOA O
O WHOA O
O WHOA O O WHOA O WHOA O!
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Where are the lines about her being a tranny? or monkey face? or a sad tranny, monkey face clown? *sigh* if you are gonna do these things, do it right!!
P.S - Crazy posting are fun, you def should do it more! Hope the pc problems get fixed soon!
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
Nicole, you could NEVER be as hot as Mrs. Roper from Three's Company!
Migraine: I am on my way too!
Maybe you can give a shout out to us chicas and thank god for such wonderful spidie senses....lmao
PSL & LOLO: Nope it can't!
O and Migraine SallY: Mizro would be so proud of us!
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on June 18, 2008 - 10:07am.
Migraine Sally has masterful spidey sense!
I bow down to you spider preyeporties, as my son would say!
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Thank you, Thank you Mrs. Cusack
I am off to the Naomi thread then.
this is like old times....
*giggling*
Submitted by LoLo on June 18, 2008 - 12:07pm.
ha ha! Ok where are we going?
things are very transparent
Well, according to kizzy, it's on the Naomi thread ...
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 18, 2008 - 8:59am.
I just really like her. I think she's funny. I'm not corrupted:) and she does sing...Just not that great!
Migraine Sally has masterful spidey sense!
I bow down to you spider preyeporties, as my son would say!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on June 18, 2008 - 1:03pm.
LoLo: Join us! It's time to take the boards back!
ha ha! Ok where are we going?
things are very transparent
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
PSL - check ms
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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)
Submitted by kdracofan on June 18, 2008 - 10:00am.
dramaqueen365247 on June 18, 2008 - 12:55pm.
Kdraco, well done to you as well! No shit I'm gonna hide everything, or next thing you know, that psycho will have my kiddo on a rollercoaster somewhere!
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LMAO!
:)
O and Migraine Sally: Off course you are loving this 'Sherlock Holmes'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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As our friend MizRo would say, I have good "Spidey Sense" hahahahhahahahaha
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on June 18, 2008 - 1:03pm.
It's on the Naomi thread, too.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
_Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 18, 2008 - 1:01pm.
Scroll Down Girlie!
"cups" of poo poo
Think along the line of two loonies one cup
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
LoLo: Join us! It's time to take the boards back!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247