But What About His Ass Crack?
Diddy told Metro UK that he preserves the sexy by regularly waxing his nutsack. He said, "While I'm getting ready I like to relax with a drink – vodka and lemonade – and listen to some James Brown. Then I'll have a manicure and pedicure – and yes, I wax as well. Men owe it to women to make sure they are well-groomed. I wax my privates. I also wear my fragrance, Unforgivable Black."
Wait, he waxes his nuts and then splashes cologne on that shit?! His nuts must be dipped in bronze because that sounds as pleasant as getting finger banged by Edward Scissorhands.
And there's nothing wrong with smooth nuts. Hairless balls means that no pubies will get stuck in your mouth during oral times. That's a good thing.