Wednesday, June 18th 2008
But What About His Ass Crack?
Diddy told Metro UK that he preserves the sexy by regularly waxing his nutsack. He said, "While I'm getting ready I like to relax with a drink – vodka and lemonade – and listen to some James Brown. Then I'll have a manicure and pedicure – and yes, I wax as well. Men owe it to women to make sure they are well-groomed. I wax my privates. I also wear my fragrance, Unforgivable Black."
Wait, he waxes his nuts and then splashes cologne on that shit?! His nuts must be dipped in bronze because that sounds as pleasant as getting finger banged by Edward Scissorhands.
And there's nothing wrong with smooth nuts. Hairless balls means that no pubies will get stuck in your mouth during oral times. That's a good thing.
Thanks Harmony
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I always thought shaving your nuts was a pedo/rapist thing to do...but I guess it's caught on since women started going brazillian??
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I absolutely cannot stand this retard
***I'm only one stomach flu away from my goal weight***
pic reminds me of Dave CHappelle...
"I say, rollin' around,
sittin' on dubs
cat like eye, was high on shrubs,
Coolin' in my Escalade,
Man I'm paid, I got it made,
Take me to your special place,
Close your eyes show me your face,
I'm gonna piss on it. "
My ex used to take a razor down there. I wish in retrospect I would have suggested a wax and have done it myself. I would have loved to have pulled that shit off! What kind of a salon waxes men's nut sacks anyway? Wonder what the waxer was thinking?
_Submitted by oklahoma on June 18, 2008 - 10:52am.
*jumping up and down on one leg repeating, " I love you cheetos" over and over again*
THATS how P Doodie has his assistant do it!
ha ha!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
I'd rather get a finger bang from Eddie (Johnny) over this Douche bag anytime!
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
LoLO.. OMG, good point.. I bet he imitates that scene from Coming To America w/ Eddie Murphy in the tub.. He's so stupid.. But like you said, he makes male assistants do it..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Nothing is worse then flossing with pubes.
Waxing your nuts is lazy.
How hard is it to reach down there and use a razor?
I bet he makes his male assistant wear a golden thong diaper to do it for him too.
LAZY! Shave yer own nuts!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Mmmmmmmmm a man who care about woman not getting pubes in her mouth is a good man in my book. I wish Mi corazon would take care of the prickly ones on his sac. I think Diddy does a thoughtful gesture for his lady friend.
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"I Wouldn't Care If You Was A Prostitute
And That You Hit Every Man That You Ever Knew
See It Wouldn't Make A Difference
If That Was Way Before Me And You Babe" - Lil Wayne
Diddy goes on to say that his "getto onion" smells like teen spirit and that when he takes a shizz doves fly out.
bwahahaha!
Submitted by Stock Broker on June 18, 2008 - 10:46am.
Someone give me a toaster and a bucket of water so I can put him out of his misery.
-------------- That'll take care of the hair problem for him.
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*hands stock broker a toster*
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
OK, that's some useful information, but I need to know how he deals with clinging dingleberries. Talk about Unforgivable Black.
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Pat Martino, "Footprints"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=801K4vxDywM
@Snoogle: No, you are not alone. I too, would have been better off not knowing that particular tidbit. TMI, much??
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
LOL @ ImpertinentVixen. speaking of.. I sent in for my free sample months ago. and never got it. .WTF..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Even though i read the word "diddy" i still thought it was Kanye talking.
WTF? Oh what? They are BOTH lame as hell?
Ohhhhhh Got it! They are both NUT SACKS!
Ok, thanks for clearing that up.
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
It was much more painful to me to have to hear about Puff Dudd's personal sexy times grooming than it probably is on him to have those things waxed. He disgusts me!
Him and Kanye must be brothers..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Did he use NADS?
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
MK: I must admit, this is the best title/picture combination EVER!!! You must have been waiting for a long time to use that picture appropriately.
He waxes his privates?
Now that is the DOUCHIEST thing I have ever heard coming out of this moron's mouth.
Someone give me a toaster and a bucket of water so I can put him out of his misery.
.....and WHY do we need to know this?
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
wanna hear something funny? Both T-Rex and this Douche have the same exact birthday....hehehehe
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“I love my puppies! I want my baby!”
- Paris Hilton
Sex with Diddy. The very thought of it makes me want to vomit.
Damn, that shit must hurt like fuck, to wax those nuts.. WTF? Why not just shave them if you must, like if they are That fucking hairy!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
I normally skip P. Duddy threads, but...
"as pleasant as a finger bang from Edward Scissorhands."
YOWZA! That paints a picture!!!
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
Maybe its just me, but I could have lived the rest of my life never knowing about Diddy's hairless nut sacks.
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He must have bionic flesh. That sounds like a burning combination.