A Gay Celebrity Divorce!

Submitted by Keane on June 18, 2008 - 4:33pm.
Angel_i - they did get married though I think. Gay marriage has been legal in the UK for a few years now.

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I would ask you all to be nice, but I'm sure these two know that...
ridicule is nothing to be scared of!

Yeah, too easy.

I believe that the UK has domestic partnership, not marriage.

Little Britain is AWESOME!! Long life Little Britain!

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sexy motherfucker...

The one on the right looks like an enlarged La Pequena (with rehabbed teeth)

Angel_i - they did get married though I think. Gay marriage has been legal in the UK for a few years now.

Kevin had a plan,$$$,eh;
marriage is fine( #2- 18 years + #1-10 here)
right after marriage more fun.LOL

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Little Britain is fucking genius. Best sketches ever:

This is Vicky, the britney esque chav:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxifmyYcOws

and THIS one is my fave character: Sebastian, who is in love with the PM:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYhw_hBmmEQ&feature=related

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Somewhere in the US...a divorce lawyer just came in his pants while hissing 'ooooohhhhh yeeeessssssss....'

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No I haven't been drinking, why do you ask?

What they don't mention here is that Lucas has hired Heather Mills' lawyer to deal with the money issue.

And yes Breakdown, The straights are just as devious slutty and poopy as the gays.

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Exercising pointless futility.

I thought they just got married???? He was on Graham Norton a while back talking about marriage. He seemed indifferent, maybe it was a sign?

Submitted by joe shmoe on June 18, 2008 - 11:12am.
For those of you saying that marriage doesn't work and are living common law with someone, you should check the laws where you live. In some states and provinces of USA & Canada, common law couples receive little or no protection from the law if they split and need to divide up property. Married people are protected by law and property is considered to be jointly owned, so it's jointly split. So for those of you saying "Marriage doesn't work but living together does" the only difference is that you're not protected by marital property laws.
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Word Joe. Don't forget about common law marriage. If you are cohabitating and are pretty much living like you are married, the courts may consider you so, at least in Texas.

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Waxing the back?

OK, maybe no problem.

But the cojones?

Oh hell no!

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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 18, 2008 - 10:33am.

When my man and I get married, we're gonna have a toga party fit for the members of the Delta House.
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No reason. I hope no one was offended. I could have said panty pudding pansies, but I just thought of that ;)

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on June 18, 2008 - 12:56pm.
As a befriender of several lesbians, fags, bisexuals, and breeders, I can attest that the straight ones are just as slutty and skanky and morally corrupt as the gay and homosexual-like.

Someone else on here please confirm my point!

There is most assuredly no shortage of morally corrupt people regardless or orientation. I'm curious about something -- you were pretty PC talking about the different different groups, except for the word "fags." Is there a reason? Not judging -- just asking.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

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As a befriender of several lesbians, fags, bisexuals, and breeders, I can attest that the straight ones are just as slutty and skanky and morally corrupt as the gay and homosexual-like.

Someone else on here please confirm my point!

www.myspace.com/triston

Submitted by The C word on June 18, 2008 - 9:13am.

If you go into marriage thinking it’s going to be a cakewalk fairytale, then your marriage is doomed to fail. But if you go into a marriage with a strong sense of self and the knowledge that you will have to make an effort to work at the relationship (as you would anything else in life), then you have a good chance at success.

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Thank you for this...its so true. My marriage works because I work hard at it. Its not just something you get into for fun and laughs...although most of Hollywood thinks it is. Its truly hard to be married...but its really worth it too, if you do it right!

Obviously if you start off with a huge costumed affair...thats all your marriage is going to be too. Sad but true.

A costumed reception isn't necessarily a bad thing. When my man and I get married, we're gonna have a toga party fit for the members of the Delta House. I can't speak the same sentiment for the mess above, though. That's a fairytale wedding gone heave-worthy.

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Submitted by StewieGriffin on June 18, 2008 - 11:54am.

Yeah, 'cause you know, all homos are drug-using pedo sluts. Whatever. That whole "gay men don't want relationships" bullshit is tired. And if someone is dumb enough to marry a gold-digging rent boy, well, then, they deserve what's coming to them.

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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.

Submitted by StewieGriffin on June 18, 2008 - 11:54am.

Considering most gay men have issues with being faithful and/or with staying with one guy longer than a couple of nights,
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You don't know too many gay people, do you?

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Submitted by StewieGriffin on June 18, 2008 - 11:54am.

Yeah, 'cause you know, all homos are drug-using pedo sluts. Whatever. That whole "gay men don't want relationships" bullshit is tired. And if someone is dumb enough to marry a gold-digging rent boy, well, then, they deserve what's coming to them.

Considering most gay men have issues with being faithful and/or with staying with one guy longer than a couple of nights, I'm surprised any of them would want this gay marriage bs to go into effect. Mark my words, there's going to be a wave of divorces in California in a few months...followed by a lot of gold digging rent boys getting rich fast.

Submitted by Gry on June 18, 2008 - 11:08am.

When conservatives picture a gay wedding, it looks exactly like this.

So thanks for defying a stereotype, creepy man-children.
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LOL!

I repeat: Thank GAWD they couldn't get married! Can you imagine what THAT would have looked like?

But seriously, they're clowns - like seriously clowns. That's why they dress like that - it might be a little bit cuz they're gay too but mostly it's cuz they're clowns.

♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
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Ah well, now he can get back to making new episodes of Little Britain, I miss that show. :(

Yeah I was always slightly suspicious of Matt Lucas' boyfriend. Matt and his comedy partner David are hugely famous and popular in the UK although I don't find them funny at all. The boyfriend worked in tv production (as do I) but only in quite a lowly position. He's actually reall good looking without the fancy dres and Matt is erm not I'm afraid. I always kind of wondered what the boyfriend saw in him and I concluded probably money and fame. They weren't together that long before they married either so I'm not surprised it didn't last, but didn't think it would be this quick! All I can say is that the principle group who are going to benefit from the legalisation of gay marriage are divorce lawyers - the pink pound (as we call it here) is a highly lucrative market!

Submitted by joe shmoe on June 18, 2008 - 12:08pm.
Saying that marriage doesn't "work for anyone" is a generalization that is wrong. Lots of people get married and are happy.
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Whew, a voice of reason.

Of course marriage isn’t all it’s cracked up to be; no relationship is.

If you go into marriage thinking it’s going to be a cakewalk fairytale, then your marriage is doomed to fail. But if you go into a marriage with a strong sense of self and the knowledge that you will have to make an effort to work at the relationship (as you would anything else in life), then you have a good chance at success.

To make a blanket statement that it (marriage) doesn’t work for anyone is asinine.

(gets off of soapbox)

BTW, Matt Lucas is on 'Little Britain' in the UK (and here in N.A. if you can get on cable/sat).

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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.

For those of you saying that marriage doesn't work and are living common law with someone, you should check the laws where you live. In some states and provinces of USA & Canada, common law couples receive little or no protection from the law if they split and need to divide up property. Married people are protected by law and property is considered to be jointly owned, so it's jointly split. So for those of you saying "Marriage doesn't work but living together does" the only difference is that you're not protected by marital property laws.

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Submitted by C.D. on June 18, 2008 - 11:44am.
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Saying that marriage doesn't "work for anyone" is a generalization that is wrong. Lots of people get married and are happy.

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When conservatives picture a gay wedding, it looks exactly like this.

So thanks for defying a stereotype, creepy man-children.

Submitted by KD on June 18, 2008 - 11:44am.
Who are these people?
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Matt is one half of a brilliant British comedy team. His comedy partner is David Walliams. They do a very funny show called "Little Britain" which is a collection of skits with a bunch of characters that they reprise each week. My favorite is Matt playing "David, the only gay boy" in a little Welsh rural village....guess you'd have to see it to understand.

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I thought the one on the left was Chastity Bono!
(sorry, Chas!)

What about little Mai Ling? Hasn't she suffered enough?
Who will take care of her and the cats!? They are the ones that will suffer.. lol.

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Who are these people? I don't really pay attention to Brit celebs, except for the ones that make it over here and become a reality show host or judge.

Seriously, though, what is the deal with that? It's like all reality shows have to have a brit on it. Brit is the new black!

Who the fuck wants to get married? So all the gays run out and get it done while all the straights are starting to wise up and get out of it...sometimes again,and again,and again. When will people get that it doesn't work for anyone!!!

It is not true. I saw his profile on a millionaire dating site**** W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m**** last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beauty on that site.

I have a little tear streaming down my eye.

Okay I'm lying but this goes to show marriage is not foolproof.

I have been married one and the shit didn't workout! Shit happens. I have three beautiful kids out of it.

My boyfriend and I have been together for 5 1/2 years and we don't want to get married.

Marriage aint what its cracked up to be!!!!

Expect a show called "Gay Divorce Court" on Fox Network by 2009.

On a more serious note, gay and gayelles should be careful what they wish for. An elderly couple made history in Quebec a few years ago by becoming the first gay couple to legally marry in the province. Until that point, they had led a peaceful life in their quiet little suburban house for more than a decade. Their life became a nightmare shortly after the wedding, when a fundamentalist Christian neighbor started to harass them and with all the unwanted attention their house now attracts in the community.

Case in point: marriage is more often than not a bad idea for anybody!

Matt reminds me of Rojo Caliente minus the caliente.

Kevin looks like a young Edna Garret off of the facts of life.

I totally thought this picture was of two women. I keep staring at it, and I still do. Are you sure these are MEN? Oy vey.....

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How sad. However have they made some sort of history. First man on man couple to divorce? That is new.

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Thank GAWD they couldn't get married! Those gays! Can't they do anything right?

♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
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"It is with sadness that Matt and Kevin announce that their relationship has come to an end...They ask the press to respect their privacy at this time and to exercise restraint in any reporting of this matter."

- LMAO! Looking at the picture, adding up the circumstances, yes, that's exactly what they want, *coughcough* "Privacy".

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Awwww sadness....

This is what the gays and gayelles get for wanting to get married...now they have to go through all the divorce shizz too....not fun!

Adam Ant was HOTT! That guy is not.