Wino?
A British chick was busted at an airport in Norway for trying to smuggle drugs into the country. This dumb bitch stuffed her wig full of coke and then glued it to her head. Wig mule! The customs agent knew something in the milk wasn't clean when they saw her big ass wig coming their way.
Customs officials said, "The agent thought she had a great deal of hair and suspected that she was wearing a wig. The wig was examined and the agents found a bag of cocaine." The official went on to say that the crazy woman kept screaming, "BLAAAAKE!"
The police had to take the 32-year-old genius to the hospital to have her wig removed. The court ordered the woman to be held until her July 15th court date.
Check Wino's hospital room right now! You will find a bed full of empty ice pop wrappers, a used-up tube of Gorilla Glue and a receipt for a plane ticket to Norway!
Thanks Gill
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She looks like a character straight out of dr seuss
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Michael K, thank you for that.
The thought of your usual 'over it' British nurse pulling back the sheets and ice lolly wrappers flying everywhere made me giggle.
Sheet tied to the bed post...pieces of wig hanging off the ledge...a woman in a hospital gown and huge wig running across the parking lot...
Yum.
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No I haven't been drinking, why do you ask?
Marge Simpson on crack!
Is she trying to get into pro basketball or something? She must be at least 9 feet tall with that hive.
It is amazing to me the lengths people will go to smuggle their crackery from country to country.
I had a friend that smuggled a plethora of crackery in her nether-holes, then proceeded to dump them out on my bedroom floor upon arrival.
And not even anything I wanted to partake in!
I don't do drugs. I do drug *puff*
Folks, buy your drugs once you land.
Don't fly high!
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oklahoma on June 18, 2008 - 12:11pm.
LMAO @ Kdracofan.. Maria Full of Grace.. Dang, that movie.. gulp gulp.."here practice on these humungous grapes first!"
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LMAO
silly :)
Why, Oklahoma?. Makes you walk funny or something or it's quite obvious?. I'll submit myself to such research for the sake of science but I'll use a huge dildo on this occasion.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
RottenEgg.. LOL. That's like wearing a larger then average left shoe or something.. Or one w/ a huge ass heel..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
giving new meaning to the word retarded i swear it's like there's a new strain of George dubya bush stupid spreading rapildy
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seriously who pissed in the gene pool???
Whatever happened to smuggling drugs inside your ass or vagina?. Come on!. A wig is lame and obvious.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by kdracofan on June 18, 2008 - 12:09pm.
Ay no!!!! Not anymore, Mami.
No no I don't do coke.
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"I Wouldn't Care If You Was A Prostitute
And That You Hit Every Man That You Ever Knew
See It Wouldn't Make A Difference
If That Was Way Before Me And You Babe" - Lil Wayne
LMAO @ Kdracofan.. Maria Full of Grace.. Dang, that movie.. gulp gulp.."here practice on these humungous grapes first!"
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Latin Honey Cups on June 18, 2008 - 11:44am.
Silly girl!!!! It would have been easier but more painful to put her coke in condoms and swallow them. Its a nightmare going down and coming out but Columbian coke is worth it.
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Marie Full of Grace....is that you!?
just what the world needs another(stupid fugly dirty crack out be dead in a few months whore) wino
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All you need in this world is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
WHAT A DUMB DUMB DUMB BITCH!
TheY should have shot her ass on sight. She is a losT cause without a lick of hope.
I will admit she is one funny CLUCK!!!
That's a new way to get high.
http://danceontheroof.com
The stupid things people will do for cocaine...
Bitch better stop trying to impersonate the Wino.. I'll cut her!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
My question is how big was the bag of coke? a gram, an ounce, two? Anything under an ounce was just a waste of time and wig.
She should have told them it was for role in a movie.
She deserved to get caught.
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"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
You notice that they found only ONE bag of cocaine. Do they think she's stupid? Well, cracked out and stupid are just two different things, sillies.
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Ok this post was so fucking stupid it made me angry
Silly girl!!!! It would have been easier but more painful to put her coke in condoms and swallow them. Its a nightmare going down and coming out but Columbian coke is worth it.
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"I Wouldn't Care If You Was A Prostitute
And That You Hit Every Man That You Ever Knew
See It Wouldn't Make A Difference
If That Was Way Before Me And You Babe" - Lil Wayne
Amy needs Papa Spears to go there and straighten her out. Now.
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Amy would never get caught like that, she's got a secret compartment hidden in her hive.
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Amy started a trend....
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Poor Amy. Acturally she is a talented girl. She has a sweet voice. Her blog and photos were found at a milllionaire dating site called---"""""W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m"---- last week. It seems she is divorcing now.
What wig?
♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
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