Wednesday, June 18th 2008
Ummm.......No
AC Slater had the audacity to try and recreate one of the iconic images that turned me gay! AC Slater could have stuffed a watermelon patch in his crotch and he still wouldn't have come close to being as hot as Marky Marky circa 1992. AC looks like he was dipped ass grease.
For whatever reason, People Magazine has named AC Slater their "Hottest Bachelor." Yeah, cheating and lie-telling is really hot.
Other douchebags on the list include Brody Jenner, David Cook, Terrence Howard, Brit Brit's brother (for real), Gerard Butler, Bret Michaels (and his crabs), ScarJo's twin brother and the twats from Gossip Girl.
What an illustrious list. The only tool they are missing is KFed.
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ScarJo's twin is surprisingly hot and Brett M. - you have to go to people to read what he says...He's a tool
***I'm only one stomach flu away from my goal weight***
...so where's the Terrence Howard pic? *salivating*
and then yeah, keep the rest of those losers clothed up please!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Submitted by rotten_egg on June 18, 2008 - 12:13pm.
-"Submitted by Kizzy on June 18, 2008 - 4:09pm.
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That's how you find out about your co-workers. One rainy morning, whomever comes in reeking like shit, you know they were trying to shield themselves with People.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Mario could never replace the hotness of Marky Mark.
No way.
I'll stay clear of those "Hot" bachelors...thankyouverymuch.
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“I love my puppies! I want my baby!”
- Paris Hilton
And THIS is why People Magazine is the stupidest rag out there.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Oh how far the Bachelor of the Year award has fallen. This is the best we can do? Really? Did the Bachelor of the Year award work so well over the last few years that they all got hitched? What a shame.
www.celebrityprayerlist.com
-"Submitted by Kizzy on June 18, 2008 - 4:09pm.
ROFLMAO I've read it, and I can confirm it's shit, it's so full of shit it leaks shit onto the pages. It's easy to recycle because if it gets wet, it turns back into a big pile of shit. Which is why it's so easily absorbed into an empty head."
Ahahahaha!! Ladies and gentelman, never ever you dare use People Magazine to shield your head or face when it's raining , you might end up with a little surprise running all over your face. LMAO.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
He has never impressed me. He seems like the kind of man that would bump you out of the way in the bathroom to have more face time with himself in the mirror. Who wants a man that is more concerned with himself rather than you?
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George W. is the only man that can make lesbians say they've had enough Bush.
That's it. I'm never buying another copy of People again. Not that I ever had, but still. Whoever writes these bs lists should be slapped a thousand times by every single person who visits dlisted. I can't even begin to write what's wrong with that list. It would take all day.
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Isn't at least one of the twats from Gossip Girls what they used to term a "confirmed batchelor"??
greezy!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
I'm dating myself but all the "fake peen" comments reminded me of that scene in Spinal Tap were Derek tries to go through the metal detector at the airport and it keeps going off.
He keeps emptying his pockets but nothing helps until he finally unzips his pants and pulls out a cucumber wrapped in tin foil.
OnT: Marky Mark is a bigger, better package than you'll ever be, Sluter.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
i just threw up looking at that pic
Xxyxz.. I tried to call you, but it went to voice mail.. It did that yesterday too..
knock it off.. *gives you angry eyes*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by rotten_egg on June 18, 2008 - 12:05pm.
-"Submitted by Kizzy on June 18, 2008 - 4:02pm
ROFLMAO I've read it, and I can confirm it's shit, it's so full of shit it leaks shit onto the pages. It's easy to recycle because if it gets wet, it turns back into a big pile of shit. Which is why it's so easily absorbed into an empty head.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Bret Michaels? Isn't that the old douche from Rock of Love who wears a bandanda 24/7?
And what woman finds a repeat cheater, self absorbed douche hot?
Yeah, People, I really, really trust your judgement.
It looks like one of those water snake toys, the rubber kinda stretchy tube that has water and a weight in it, it's supposedly funny because you can get it to 'walk' through your hand by squishing it? They're only about 3"-4" inches long.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Marky mark..is still hotty hot. Sorry. i'd do him in a heartbeat.
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think
Convenient, the time of his break up, no?
How long have they been broken up and when did this shoot take place?
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
-"Submitted by Kizzy on June 18, 2008 - 4:02pm.
Now I can finally say it: PEOPLE MAGAZINE IS SO FULL OF SHIT, EVERY PAGE IS MADE OF EXCREMENT.
I feel so much better now. Thank you for listening."
No, Kizzy! How dare YOU?!. Don't you remember People magazine is the most awsomest magazine there is that ONLY publishes the truth about celebrities?!. I will not believe you until confirmation!.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
not even a good fake package when you can see the beginning and the end of the pole.
Heres a hint to his stuffer...a dick attaches to the body, it doesnt float independant of it.
http://thevinylvillage.wordpress.com
Sad. Hell...I'd rather do wino.
-sera-
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think
its a sock unless he can bend his dick in the middle while its hard.
The position os off.
Or he has the nuts on top of the shaft.
Not a natural buldge.
Saved By the Balls?
At any rate, ive seen bigger. Socks and cocks
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
The only hot piece on that list is Gerard Butler!
Now I can finally say it: PEOPLE MAGAZINE IS SO FULL OF SHIT, EVERY PAGE IS MADE OF EXCREMENT.
I feel so much better now. Thank you for listening.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Begging his cheating assed pardon this just makes him look really really gay.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
That package is fake. Either that or he's put the garden hose in there.
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L'amour a son instinct. Il sait trouver le chemin du coeur comme le plus faible insecte marche à sa fleur avec une irrésistible volonté.
~Balzac.
THATS A SOCK IN HIS SHORTS!!!
He needs to be arrested for this shyte.
Who thought it would be a good idea for him to ruin Marky Marks legacy?
My day is ruined!!!
I like very very much. Mario is mucho sexier than Mark funkybunch. Mmmmmmmm. Sadly, yes Mario is a cheater. I would still do him.
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"I Wouldn't Care If You Was A Prostitute
And That You Hit Every Man That You Ever Knew
See It Wouldn't Make A Difference
If That Was Way Before Me And You Babe" - Lil Wayne
Eww. and no! That is NOT a good picture of him!
Gross
The person/people that put the Hottest Bachelor list together should be beaten over the head with cricket bats for putting Gerard Butler anywhere near those other asshats.
Fucking fucked up fuckers.
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
Not impressed... I still think he is a Mo, even if he doesn't know it yet.
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George W. is the only man that can make lesbians say they've had enough Bush.