Naomi Rages On

Naomi practices Woodoo, no wonder she's got mental issues and no hair... Bad Karma.

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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
-Laurie Schecter

Mizro!!! I miss seeing you around Dlisted...PS: Glad to make you proud :)

Sally, my sweet. All I can say is I have the best of friends and the most adept of "students"!

*muah*

Downright delicious, donchathink? *wink*

Miz!!!

We were taught by the best dontchaknow?

☻There's nothing like the taste of sweet decline---Foo Fighters☻

Universe, have MERCY!

I see the insidious "worm" is insatiable. And I am NOT referring to Campbell.

To all those that have caught on to the repetitive tactics: I salute you and thank you for the Dlisted rescue.

Brava!!! Bravo!!

And to my most adored girls: well played, lovies, well played.
*muah*

You know in reading through this thread there is one poster that seems to be just like Naomi Campbell- CRAZY F' in BITCH. My God, can there be no rest for the weary? I took a few days off because of one idiot, now must I do it again?

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 18, 2008 - 3:49pm.

Anyhoo, MK does not do the banning. MK told me that hisself, his mouth to my ear. The moderator does the excommunicating honors.

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In that case...

ALL HAIL THE MODERATOR!!
ALL HAIL THE MODERATOR!!
ALL HAIL THE MODERATOR!!

I think We have another Britney situation on our hands here. Naomi, time to take you Lithium!

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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

Oh yes!! The "barge" of false stories!!

*shakes silently in chair*

That was a classic!! ALMOST makes me miss it! (I said almost!!!) *ducks*

And it is true MK told me the mod banned her.

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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA

LMAO! Thank Stoney for humping my leg & DiamondDawg for the awesome hug!
When I said I felt ignored, I was talking to Latina Humps: I kept asking her what's her nationality and I got no answer from her.....teeeheeeee!

Lolo Thank you for understanding my Batman visual and Kizzy: Thank you for the laughter....

WHAT A GREAT EFFING DAY TODAY ON DLISTED! It feels like the good old days!

I feel kinda sorry for her that she has lived such a vapid, removed, privaliged existance that she cant function in a normal society where everyone dosent jump at her command! I hope oneday shes able to have a happy exisitance somehow...

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 18, 2008 - 3:49pm.

Stoney told us that the moderator must've gotten a bunch of emails and banned her before MK had a chance to even look at it.

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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

I just have to say, this gave me outright prolonged laughter.
"the irritating barge of false stories"

Oh and this, too:
"I don't believe for second a perfume is any where on list of agendas she has..."
because she's admitting that AJ not only has an agenda, she's got LISTS of AGENDAS!!!!

What a moron. Good times, good times.

Anyhoo, MK does not do the banning. MK told me that hisself, his mouth to my ear.
The moderator does the excommunicating honors.

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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit.

Jesus christ Ma Nom, that is one thread FULL of the crazy...IT, the other It talking to each other, that psycho ITfraud...sweet lord. I'm going to hide under my desk now.

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"Self-promotion, for me, is like going to the dentist" —Daniel Craig

Submitted by Stoney on June 18, 2008 - 3:23pm.
Here you ungrateful whore!!

Well, when you call me by my first name, how can I resist?! LMAO tyvm

It's a lil' late tho, my cat already cut joo a few fartz ROFL

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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Crazy bitches are so much fun

the DUDE! abides...

Here you ungrateful whore!!

LOL

_Submitted by Kizzy on June 16, 2008 - 2:20pm.
She's not pregnant, the swollen area in her midsection is all the hotness the succubus has sucked out of the Brad. She's stealing his life force. ITA with Bradiful-- she TOTALLY zapped him with the hypnovadge, and dangled Maddox in front of him as she heard the Brad's biological clock chime the hours.

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on June 16, 2008 - 2:21pm.
Submitted by Stoney on June 16, 2008 - 2:12pm.
I heard Angie's been in on this the entire time, too. She never wanted those blobs, just the attention pregnancy would get her and the money Brad and Jen agreed to pay her. She'll keep Mad, Z, and Pax and give Brad and Jen his bio babies, at which point Jen will rename them proper names and they'll get married like respectable parents. And Jolie will pocket her $20 million.
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THEN Skankalina can go back to doing what she loves best -- fucking her brother. Z will have a golf cart to zip around the house in, since her legs apparently can't support her. Mad will start smoking, steal a car, & get his first tat in jail. Poor Pax will sit alone, remembering a simpler time when he had a family that loved him & a different name.

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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA

2 words: Hot. Mess.

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No I haven't been drinking, why do you ask?

Submitted by Ma Nom on June 18, 2008 - 3:07pm.

Makes me miss my Wonder Woman underroos *sniffle*

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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

somehow someone's panty parade pictures made it into the caption this contest...

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Submitted by Uwish on June 4, 2008 - 11:40pm.

You know me already. I am actually LOVE ANGELINA. I am sure you have seen around before.
(posted on this page: http://dlisted.com/node/26370#comment

Submitted by Stoney on June 18, 2008 - 2:59pm.

Yeah, yeah, a likely story, LOL Just you wait, I'm going to send my kitty to your house to kill joo wit fartz.

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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Yeah, so was I, lol...but there's not enough room for everyone!

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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA

Submitted by Ma Nom on June 18, 2008 - 2:57pm

I wasn't sure whether or not I was the only one posting in my panties, but indeed, it is a panty parade!!

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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Pissing on my party parade makes me unhappy.
Gotta say I read "panty parade" and cracked up, that's what you should have put...cuz this place is definitely a panty parade....

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Submitted by Uwish on June 4, 2008 - 11:40pm.

You know me already. I am actually LOVE ANGELINA. I am sure you have seen around before.
(posted on this page: http://dlisted.com/node/26370#comment

@Stoney--- I was funny, too! i was.... LMAO j/k

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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Some award-winning comments from the Eau de Homewrecker thread:

Submitted by zomay on June 16, 2008 - 2:36pm.
People Magazine once reported that Angie Joe likes having threesomes with lesbian truckers and international models. I swear I read that in People magazine.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 16, 2008 - 2:25pm.
Oh and I totally read at some site somewhere, they are going to form a band with the kids.
It's Skeletina's dream to have them win a grammy by the time Maddox can drive.
They are already rumored to be opening for the Stones in 2014.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 16, 2008 - 2:22pm.
I read, on People, that Nessie actually winters inside Angelina's cavernous vagina !
Jolie also has adopted 20 more kids than she totes around for the media. The other kids are running a meth lab in France to keep Angie in crank year round.
The pretty adopted ones cannot speak any real language and learned to speak from the doozers on Fraggle Rock.
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 16, 2008 - 3:19pm.
WELL I heard that AJ drinks camel piss and makes brad bronze her biggest turds.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 16, 2008 - 2:17pm.
Submitted by oklahoma on June 16, 2008 - 3:12pm.
LCT.. I'm shocked, but I've heard that rumor of donkey shit.. *gasp* Also, I heard it was cattle pee in syringes that she squirt into her tear ducts. And she put moose semen in her hair to keep the goat flies away.. Pretty normal stuff for her family..
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That's true. It was posted on People.com. I heard she also uses an ox's sperm to moisturize her roots. Pube roots, that is.

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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA

Kdracofan ~ you're feeling ignored hon?

sending you an big fat online hug!

((((((((((((((((Kdracofan))))))))))))))))))))

Submitted by kdracofan on June 18, 2008 - 2:34pm.

I'm a generally happy person. I like to share my happiness with others.I like to joke around, I like to have fun, there are so many hilarious bitches here, it's great. Pissing on my party parade makes me unhappy. I am not afraid of sharing my unhappiness with the one who caused it.

OnT: Gawwwd, can y'all just imagine what Naomi's going to be like when she's old? Even more of a terror than she is now! I can totally see the headlines where she takes out a nurse, right now!

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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Heart Angelina has such a potty mouth! Found it on page 10 of the Eau de Homewrecker thread. Its great, cuz HA can probably read, but can't reply. EAT IT, loser.
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 16, 2008 - 9:18am.

As a fan the irritating barge of false stories and idiotic tabloid reports dilute the person she is and the public gets caught up in the drivel of it. I don't believe for second a perfume is any where on list of agendas she has.

I can't stand it. If Angelina is coming out with a perfume good for her. The fact that some fucker decided to print it, pisses me off. Is reportedly the same thing as allegedly??? I don't think it is.

Basically, I rebel against tabloid reports until confirmation. I can't stand the fucking saps who believe it. They're the stupidest fuckers on the planet.

*humps kdraco's leg*

Better?

=)

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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA

Submitted by kdracofan on June 18, 2008 - 2:34pm.

Like Butman and Robin?

*POW*

*ZING*

*BLOOP*

HA HA HA!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.

hi kdracofan! :)

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOv-2HzNPaA

Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.

Submitted by Kizzy on June 18, 2008 - 2:33pm

Im wearing goggles today!
I can see better with goggles!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.

Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on June 18, 2008 - 2:31pm.

Someone mentioned earlier about some weaves sewn directly to the scalp with fishing wire, messes up the roots??? I have no idea, but there's for sure something bad wrong.

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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

*sigh I am being ignored*
anyway
Diamond Dawg, Kizzy, Lolo xxyxz, Dramaqueen, Migraine Sally....Ea diablo! What a beatdown went on here! *pao*kick*punch*ouch*hizz!
(make believe those are the little bubbles that used to pop up whenever cartoons fought)

Submitted by LoLo on June 18, 2008 - 2:29pm.
Submitted by Latin Honey Cups on June 18, 2008 - 2:24pm.
Submitted by YesterdaysTrashQueen on June 18, 2008 - 2:10pm
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Thank you, LoLo, you so eloquently define the point with diamond-like precision. Perhaps laser-guided.

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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

hit refresh to see the new av.

here's another attention hore av:

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a189/CarrieSi/attention_whore3.jpg

Black womans hair doesn't just fall out from having extentions in. If extentions did that much damage then Britney would be one cubball looking mofo. The damage mostly comes from all the chemicals they put in their hair to process it straight and then they add extentions on top of that to add length. The best option for them is to stick with lace front wigs and that way when they get older they don't end up looking like Niaomi or Vivica.

Submitted by LoLo on June 18, 2008 - 1:29pm.

There are quite a few similarites ...
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

AHHH HAAA HAAA HAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FOUND IT!!!

By page 7 of the "Eau de Homewrecker" page if you click on the blue "Heart Angelina" you get this message:

ACCESS DENIED
YOU ARE NOT AUTHORIZED TO ACCESS THIS PAGE"

AHHH HAAA HAAA HAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You know MK has got to be reading it. He finds it funny at first, then he gets annoyed like the rest of us. And being that he is the Master of the Universe, he just says "AW FUK IT!!! DELETE"

Must say, LA/HA is the biggest freakin' ATTENTION HORE I've seen on the internets.

I think I'll put on my attention hore av on in honor of the banning.

Submitted by Latin Honey Cups on June 18, 2008 - 2:24pm.
Submitted by YesterdaysTrashQueen on June 18, 2008 - 2:10pm.

Thank you for welcoming me.

Ummmm I dunno if this is the twatness monster or not, but only that tard would think that what YesterdaysTrashQueen qrote was a welcome wagon.

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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.

Latina: I write in spanish as well and I am not targetted for that. It's another issue.
PS - what nationality are you?

(God damn 72 new comments.....time to read)

Submitted by Cara on June 18, 2008 - 2:22pm

Some great cracks on Holie, weren't there? I'm sure HALA was truthful with that statement. THAT particular personality was likely not there 5 seconds beforehand.

OnT: It's a shame Naomi has better "handlers" than others, where's the x17/tmz footage of the windmill action?

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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Diamond: Actually, Stoney announced it 1st. I emailed MK & thanked him, & he confirmed it.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

Submitted by YesterdaysTrashQueen on June 18, 2008 - 2:10pm.

Thank you for welcoming me. You're the first one to do so. I just pick up on things quick. I see this is how everyone else talks to each other. I am not even sure what I am being targeted for. I like to write in Spanish from time to time, if that is what this is about I will stop.

ஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩
"I Wouldn't Care If You Was A Prostitute
And That You Hit Every Man That You Ever Knew
See It Wouldn't Make A Difference
If That Was Way Before Me And You Babe" - Lil Wayne

Holy crap. I just read the "Homewrecker" thread from a few days ago. Too funny. I especially liked this line from LA "I haven't attacked anyone or named called." If I had a dollar for every time I've heard LA insult somebody here, I'd be rolling in it.

Gah!

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 18, 2008 - 2:19pm.

ROFL--"piles" & PrepH---you never fail to crack me up!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Don't work too hard, they'll think you were slackin' before!! LOL

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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Thanks Bradiful and DQ. I found the thread, now I'm trying to find the page where it happened. When someone gets banned, does MK login and announce that he just banned someone? Or do you just figure it out cuz they stop posting? Or does the link attached to their profile name disappear?

whew. too much qwestyuns!

Submitted by Kizzy on June 18, 2008 - 11:11am.

Thanks doll. It's good to be back.
I've got piles on my desk and no Preparation H in sight!
Poor me.

Be back soon.♥
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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit.

OT: i love when the bipolars whip out
the "windmill arms" combat fight move
when they lose their shit.

snort lithium sweetheart.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK