Wednesday, June 18th 2008

Naomi Rages On

The always gracious Naomi Campbell has once again shown us all what a sweet and lovable person she truly is. Naomi was happily posing for pictures outside Cipriani in London when she suddenly turned into her normal, crazy self and started freaking out.

A source told The London Paper (via Showbiz Spy), "Suddenly Naomi flipped and started swinging her arms about manically. No one could work out what was wrong with her. She was shouting and screaming as her friends desperately tried to get her into the car. She was ranting incomprehensibly."

Oh that Naomi! That's just her way of saying "goodbye and have a good night." At least nobody was killed or maimed this time. Naomi is improving! In her defense, you would be a grouchy bitch too if your hair suddenly decided to pack up and scream, "I quit this bitch!" Even Naomi's hair can't stand her ass!

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


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If you looked like Wesley Snipes with a bad weave, you'd be angry all the time too.

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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 18, 2008 - 2:05pm.

♥♥♥♥♥♥ Welcome back, you hawt sluuutt!! We missed you!!

OnT: What's up with Naomi freaking out, too much coke? She been smoking crack with Winehouse?

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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

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Submitted by Latin Honey Cups on June 18, 2008 - 1:08pm.
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sniff sniff...something is fishy.
welcome if its your first day here.
however, as a "newer" member myself,
i didn't have the "overfamiliarity" of
how to post and place responses that you
seem to have on day one.

i had also read the site quite awhile
before i registered so i did observe how to do it.

i ain't buying, what you are selling.
also, typing in a fake Lucy Ricardo accent
ain't flyin'...

just sayin'.

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DiamondDawg on June 18, 2008 - 2:03pm

Hit the Brangelina tag to the right from the list
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that way and scroll back to the Homewrecker thread.

I for one believe the dumb ass is the same dumb ass.
I saw it last night.
I can ignore, for a while and like my cat, I need a new toy to bat around.

MEOW HWORES!

On T: Naomi would make a wonderful internet troll.
Erratic behavior, self deluded, PERFECT!

?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"

Kizzy's picture

I said it before, and I'll say it again, the Eau de Homewrecker thread is worth reading just for the laughs on Holie. Some people in here are true comedic geniuses, and they were showing their skills on that thread. It is hilarious!!

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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Hey slutz and hwores.
I was at a conference for two days.
BOR-ING!!!!!
I see I missed some drama while I was gone.
C'est dommage.
Ignoring the trolls, the delusional and the malicious is a gift we give ourselves.
MUAH!!!!!!!
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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit.

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Submitted by xxyxz on June 18, 2008 - 10:57am.

Then you will have to wait for the next copy of People to hit the stands.

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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA

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Diamond: Monday, I believe. The Eau de Homewrecker thread.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

DiamondDawg's picture

Did the second banning happen this week? Thread again, please? I'm completely confuzzled.

Kizzy's picture

Submitted by Stoney on June 18, 2008 - 1:59pm.
I guess we'll have to wait for a Whorelina thread to find out.
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No need for that, it's all about it, now, as usual.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Stoney's picture

I just saw Mrs. K in Crumbs.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA

ricki lake's picture

RE: Naomi's hair...I'm sure it taken quite a beating from all of the years she spent modeling. Her only two likely options are A) get healthy-looking extensions, or B) spend a year or two regrowing it all out, while not doing anything damaging to it. Given Naomi's drunken, narcissistic proclivities, it doesn't surprise me she's opting for choice A. I don't think it looks that bad, it's just sad the extensions have to suffer by being attached to her ugly bitch head.

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Submitted by xxyxz on June 18, 2008 - 1:57pm.
I'm just waiting to hear "the truth"

where is Mrs.K?
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Good question. She missed the banning, though. Oh, and what you read as HALA's posts, may or may not be what she originally wrote. I don't usually go back and read threads, when I'm done, I'm done, but because that one was *memorable*, I wanted to check on myself, and I noticed her entries had been edited and changed.

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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Stoney's picture

I guess we'll have to wait for a Whorelina thread to find out.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA

Kizzy's picture

Submitted by Stoney on June 18, 2008 - 1:53pm.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on June 18, 2008 - 12:36pm.

That is not proof.
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No, it's not. But it does follow the same pattern of behavior that was exhibited the last time it was banned.

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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

xxyxz's picture

I'm just waiting to hear "the truth"

where is Mrs.K?

Submitted by Kizzy on June 18, 2008 - 1:42pm.

Submitted by Latin Honey Cups on June 18, 2008 - 1:37pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 18, 2008 - 1:27pm.

What the hell is ESL?
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English as a Second Language. When you started off dropping your a's and is-es, then suddenly found them again, only to blame their former absence on your slow internet connection? Funny how it just edited those little things out, but not the rest. Like I said, just because you're stupid enough to try it, doesn't mean we're stupid enough to fall for it.
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English is not a second language for me. I have never called anyone here stupid. I think everyone is funny. I think people are being stupid now. I am not sure why my posts are being taken this way.

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"I Wouldn't Care If You Was A Prostitute
And That You Hit Every Man That You Ever Knew
See It Wouldn't Make A Difference
If That Was Way Before Me And You Babe" - Lil Wayne

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Submitted by xxyxz on June 18, 2008 - 1:52pm.
Kizzy

Oh hells yeah, it's funny as fuck!! There is some SERIOUS trashing of all things Holie on there. I mean some of the funniest stuff ever. You will definitely LOL more than once, I promise.

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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

dramaqueen365247's picture

Stoney: You are absolutely right. But there are a few too many coincidences for me.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

Stoney's picture

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on June 18, 2008 - 12:36pm.

That is not proof.

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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA

xxyxz's picture

Kizzy

is it worth the time to read throught that thread?

*off to find thread*

Kizzy's picture

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on June 18, 2008 - 1:42pm

Not sure how much of the Eau de Homewrecker thread you read, but it was pretty clear that those words are the reason and the ONLY reason it got banned, according to it. None of the rest, just using those words.

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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

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Submitted by Parker on June 18, 2008 - 12:41pm.

ubmitted by jussayin on June 18, 2008 - 1:27pm.

"I am a Black woman.I have natural reddish color hair to my shoulders. I'm not rich but I can afford good shampoo, vitamins and hair products. I'm neither bald nor nappy."
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I'm a white chick myself with a good head of hair, but I'm pretty sure it's time for Naomi to call Dr. Bosley.

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This is the result of years of bad hair extensions. The kind that they sew into your own hair right at the scalp with a fishing line type of thing.

Over time, it can break your own hair off at the roots, and damage the root. There ain't no coming back from that shit.

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WISH GRANTED! >:)
myspace.com/draya23

DiamondDawg's picture

Just go here to find out your ip on the computer you're currently using.

http://whatsmyip.org/

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Submitted by ricki lake on June 18, 2008 - 1:44pm.

Duh, nobody is doubting that for a minute, the globe is plagued by idiots in epidemic proportions. It's just some people only have one bag of tricks, and when you've seen the magnet in the palm, you know the quarter sliding over the fingers is just a trick, and not actual magic.

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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

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_Submitted by ricki lake on June 18, 2008 - 1:44pm.
OMG! Kizzy = LoLo = ricki lake = Kat = Dirk Diggler = parissucksliterally!

Im your uncle daddy and youre my sister brother!
LETS GET NEKKID!

How i miss that hot ass avvie!
I always wanted to BITE IT HARD!

ok then... im sorry for this outburst of my love of that ass avvie
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.

Kizzy's picture

Submitted by xxyxz on June 18, 2008 - 1:41pm.
Kizzy

Hey doll, so good to see you!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

I know, I know, I'm done. I get tired of KO punching this bitch. It interrupts my silly time. RUDE!! LMAO

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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

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Submitted by Parker on June 18, 2008 - 1:41pm.

I'm a white chick myself with a good head of hair, but I'm pretty sure it's time for Naomi to call Dr. Bosley.

...and take bald ass Britney with her!

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hot damn, ho, here we go again.

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 18, 2008 - 1:43pm.
dramaqueen365247 on June 18, 2008 - 1:36pm

nectar railed on DAE too.
It wasnt very nice.

*bloop*

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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.

dramaqueen365247's picture

Bradi: Thank you. I must have missed that.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

ricki lake's picture

OMG! Kizzy = LoLo = ricki lake = Kat = Dirk Diggler = parissucksliterally!

Um...when will we all understand there is no shortage of idiots/assholes on the Internet, and that 247 trolls aren't necessarily the same person.

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Um, why is this crazy bitch still walking the streets?
She is obviously mental. Shouldn't she be committed?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOv-2HzNPaA

Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.

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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on June 18, 2008 - 10:36am.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 18, 2008 - 12:32pm.
Submitted by Stoney on June 18, 2008 - 1:30pm.
I am not convince Honey Cups is HALA
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On the thread about the woman being busted at the airport in UK with coke under her wig.

Also the Nicole thread where it insulted DAE. Pretty confrontational for one's 2nd day on the boards ...
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THANKS DRAMAQUEEN! Spot on. If you're new to a forum and someone accuses you of being the number one most hated trouble-maker, you do BACKFLIPS to make sure everybody knows you're not that person. I go to a forum that regularly bans people and I have to email the mods to beg them to let me back in. I send them my IP addresseS, full name, EVERYTHING so they can check it against their logs. I'm usually unbanned within hours. Its an aliens and stuff forum. (I'm a geek/nerd.)

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dramaqueen365247 on June 18, 2008 - 1:36pm

Going after DAE is a revenge on DAE denouncing her support and "friendship" with the shitiot.
Yea, shitiot considered her a "good friend".

On T: Oh and Naomi needs to pick a snack food to rally for, I'm thinkin' Frito's.

?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"

dramaqueen365247's picture

I am a little concerned about the lack of "fuck"s & "cunt"s, but I'm standing my ground.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

Kizzy's picture

Submitted by Latin Honey Cups on June 18, 2008 - 1:37pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 18, 2008 - 1:27pm.

What the hell is ESL?
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English as a Second Language. When you started off dropping your a's and is-es, then suddenly found them again, only to blame their former absence on your slow internet connection? Funny how it just edited those little things out, but not the rest. Like I said, just because you're stupid enough to try it, doesn't mean we're stupid enough to fall for it.

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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

xxyxz's picture

Kizzy

Hi love... IGNORE IT. she isn't worth your time:)

Parker's picture

ubmitted by jussayin on June 18, 2008 - 1:27pm.

why is she bald? no wonder she's so mean!!

I am a Black woman.I have natural reddish color hair to my shoulders. I'm not rich but I can afford good shampoo, vitamins and hair products. I'm neither bald nor nappy.

And chicks liks Naomi and Beyonce can't achieve good hair? C'mon.
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I'm a white chick myself with a good head of hair, but I'm pretty sure it's time for Naomi to call Dr. Bosley.

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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.

Anonymousfckr's picture

the bitch does not get old tho

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Well of the LOON OF DOOM would stop making it all about them with the moronic questions, they would blend in better.
The broken English bullshit, remedial at best.

On T: So when is Naomi going to start dating a Paps and frequenting Starbucks and gas stations?
The public scenes are so 2007 Naomi, really now.

?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"

Anonymousfckr's picture

How the fuck does she still have friends that try to get her into a car, how?

Submitted by Kizzy on June 18, 2008 - 1:27pm.

What the hell is ESL?

ஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩
"I Wouldn't Care If You Was A Prostitute
And That You Hit Every Man That You Ever Knew
See It Wouldn't Make A Difference
If That Was Way Before Me And You Babe" - Lil Wayne

Kizzy's picture

Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 18, 2008 - 1:33pm.

TYVM!! I lurrrves me some kitties, too. My cats already have maid service, I am a well-trained pet! LMAO

OnT: Y'know, I bet if Naomi had a cat, she would chill the fuck out. Pets lower your blood pressure when you rub them, and she could definitely benefit from a lower blood pressure.

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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

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Submitted by Kizzy on June 18, 2008 - 12:32pm.
Submitted by Stoney on June 18, 2008 - 1:30pm.
I am not convince Honey Cups is HALA
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On the thread about the woman being busted at the airport in UK with coke under her wig.

Also the Nicole thread where it insulted DAE. Pretty confrontational for one's 2nd day on the boards ...
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

DiamondDawg's picture

Lovin' your av, Kizzy. I could have a hundred cats and I'd be so happy. But they would have to have their own house with live-in maid and vet service. Damn. If I were rich I could do that.

Kizzy's picture

Submitted by Stoney on June 18, 2008 - 1:30pm.
I am not convince Honey Cups is HALA
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On the thread about the woman being busted at the airport in UK with coke under her wig.

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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

This poor bitch is definitely Manic Depressive, as a lot of celebrities are (they are markedly brilliant and creative yet unstable and attention whores, it goes with the illness, check it out). Of course add Slutvagina Ho'lie, Shitney Spearsucker and Maslutta Carey to that list. Hell, it's sad for them that they aren't getting help the need, but instead are being exploited and exploiting themselves (they don't realize it's the illness and not their own desire to be in the spotlight). Sad.

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Submitted by Latin Honey Cups on June 18, 2008 - 1:25pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 18, 2008 - 1:20pm
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You don't HAVE to say we're stupid, the mere fact that you pull the bullshit stunts you pull says it all, you think we're dumb enough to fall for it. Sorry, we can't dumb ourselves down that far.

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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

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_Submitted by EastEndGirl on June 18, 2008 - 1:28pm.

HEY HEY!

Lurke away baby!

I will send you a PM today, I though maybe you went on a fabu vacay!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.

Stoney's picture

I am not convince Honey Cups is HALA.

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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA