Wednesday, June 18th 2008

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Mimi La Rue is DEAD! WHY?!!! WHY?!!!! Why didn't God take Tori me instead?!!! Paula Abdul is right! There is no God! NOT TODAY! WHY?! FUCK! Now I finally have a reason to go outside and dick slap those damn birds that have been waking me up at 4 in the morning! I'm so upset!

It's true. People has reported this truly awful news. She passed away from natural causes yesterday at the age of 11. She was surrounded by her family and died at home. Tori said, "She was a star and a true lady, and she will be missed greatly. People everywhere knew her by name. I loved when fans wanted her over me. I felt proud!" She was more of a lady than you'll ever be, Tori!

Farewell, Mimi La Rue! You will be forever missed. Now if you'll excuse me, I must go take out my anger and sadness on those noisy ass birds!



Awww, so sad :-(

iHeartHaters's picture

I can't believe I missed this yesterday. I about shit & fell into it reading this on the news this morning, I'm in shock. I think my Biscuit is actually in mourning. The world will never be the same again:(

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

Notoriousrem_22's picture

AWE. SO sad. I hate Tori and Dean but I am sad to hear about their loss. I am sure they will make some 'reality tv' show out of it.

"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)

ImpertinentVixen's picture

They're just SAYING she's dead so people won't confuse Stella for her when they take her out.

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I am VERY sorry - but I will never understand someone saying "aww pugs are so cute". I just won't. Ever. Pugs resemble a human with down's syndrome. There I said, yes I'm the big bad bitch. But it's true. And when someone can make you realize, just by looking at them that they are handicapped, it is not "cute", it is sad.
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It's so sad. I like Tori, and Mimi was such a cutie.Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire&celeb datingsite ---"WealthyDater.com"---- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.

Loose's picture

I demand a state funeral for this hot slut, anyone who could put up with Tori Spelling and Co. for so long without mauling their asses DESERVES honors!
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letinstar's picture

awww....sadness...rip mimi la rue
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hannie's picture

no more mimi?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We all bleed the same, and we all bleed through this life the same...

I don't know how this could happen...Mecury's in retrograde?

dead-actress's picture

Sad. *holding my baby Lola a little more tightly & closer tonight*

~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~

to peaches...

I am sorry for the loss of your precious bunny. I do think she was telling you goodbye.

bunnies are so sweet, cute and mischievous. they are so lovable. but it is very hard to tell when a rabbit is ill. they really hide it.

ot... mimi was with tori through a lot.

I demand an Investigation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Madam Pince's picture

OMG! Mimi is dead?!? Who's supposed to be our Hollywood spokespug now?!?

RIP Mimi.

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ITSKTBITCH's picture

That broke my heart. I love pugs and Mimi la rue was the hottest one.

:(

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Submitted by Otter Pop on June 18, 2008 - 3:56pm.
This makes me very sad because I know the day my doggie dies it will be one of the saddest days of my life.
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Minch and I have an understanding...I go first.
Yeah, he'll miss me initially, but eventually it'll all come to down to "Hey, whatever happened to that lady who used to pick up my poop? Oh, well. Where's my dinner?"

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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit.

Chilly's picture

"She was more of a lady than you'll ever be, Tori!"

You left out, she also had a tighter vagina, bigger tits, and a prettier face.

soul's picture

ahhh Mimi so long...
pugs are so cute..

o\^_-/o

MyFingersHurt's picture

Nooooooooooo! Mimiiiiiiiiiii! I loved Mimi La Rue! I'm not a Tori Spelling hater like some (*ahem* Michael K)--I can take or leave her--but no matter what, Mimi's face always said what everyone else was thinking. She was a hot bitch who will be missed. I hope she doesn't have to wear anymore ridiculous outfits up in dog heaven...

Does anyone else think Mimi resembled Ursula from "The Little Mermaid"? All grouchy & sort of melting into her fatty gray goodness?

Otter Pop's picture

This makes me very sad because I know the day my doggie dies it will be one of the saddest days of my life.

Stock Broker's picture

Memo to Mimi LaRue:

Say "hello" to Lassie and Benji for me.

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Submitted by Clarisse on June 18, 2008 - 4:13pm.
The C word,
My Dog Skip SCARRED my nephew when he was little. He ran out of the house balling and threw himself against my legs and screamed "That is not a nice movie!"
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(apologies for late reply)

I believe it! I was a little surprised at how I reacted...didn't help that I had my dog w/me at the time and he just happens to look like the one in the film.

@PSL: My s/o came into the room and thought my grandmother had passed....he refuses to watch it now!

@BB, TV, Mrs.K: all lovely places, I'm sure. :D

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devilgirl's picture

I think Liam off Mimi. Sibling rivalry. The new spawn better watch out!

TOPANGA's picture

"Natural causes" puleeez! We all know that dog finally had enough of Tori and Dean and off'd itself.

*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****

taylorblue's picture

Shame on you making fun of Tori... :)
RIP Mimi

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Submitted by The C word on June 18, 2008 - 1:08pm.

I've seen it...can't watch the parts when the dog get smacked with a shovel, or the end when he can't jump up on the bed......cried and clutched my baby...she looked at me like I was nuts...lol

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She seemed well loved anyway,,RIP

Morbidosity's picture

Poor Mimi. RIP

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On T: Poor Mimi, she suicided, OD'd on Doggy Downers.
RIP.

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Submitted by Kizzy on June 18, 2008 - 3:21pm.
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LMAO!!!

RIP Mimi :(

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FireCat's picture

My pug also likes to bitch slap. She'll draw you in with those big brown soulful eyes and you think she wants a kiss- then BAM! You get a paw across the face, sometimes with claws. I still fall for it at least once a week.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 18, 2008 - 1:32pm.

Better not, or I'll tell the story of my ex who worked as an underwear model when she lived in Flatbush.

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outright prolonged laughter!!!!!!!!

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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 18, 2008 - 4:28pm.

Better not, or I'll tell the story of my ex who worked as an underwear model when she lived in Flatbush.

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Submitted by LoLo on June 18, 2008 - 1:19pm.
Submitted by NovaNightly on June 18, 2008 - 4:17pm.
As for anyone who says that little Liam isnt cute...eff you! He's just a little baby still...it isnt fair to say shit like that!

Well you are not gonna like what i have to tell you then! I just got off of the phone with Liam and he told me that your head dress was dated and that it was gold plated not 14k!

EWwwwwwwwww fighting words!

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Lmao....ouch! Yeah...this headdress really starts to chafe my delicate skull after awhile...

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 18, 2008 - 1:26pm.

Yeah, I googled. The place does indeed exist.
Sorry for doubting you. It'll never happen again.
'K?
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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit.

MrsPotatoHead's picture

Aw Mimi. You were too good for this world! I have a Boston Terrier so I too adore the buggy eyed, smooshy faced ones.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 18, 2008 - 4:15pm.

NOT made up, next to the Delaware River, so there's brown water flowing out of Buttzville.

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Submitted by NovaNightly on June 18, 2008 - 4:17pm.
As for anyone who says that little Liam isnt cute...eff you! He's just a little baby still...it isnt fair to say shit like that!

Well you are not gonna like what i have to tell you then! I just got off of the phone with Liam and he told me that your head dress was dated and that it was gold plated not 14k!

EWwwwwwwwww fighting words!

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kdracofan's picture

Woohoo! I got tickets for Sunday's All Points West Concert in NY!!!!!!!!!!

WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!

LoLo's picture

If anything ever happened to my Pac-Man i would just fucking cut a fucking bitch!!!!!!

CUT A BITCH!
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NovaNightly's picture

As for anyone who says that little Liam isnt cute...eff you! He's just a little baby still...it isnt fair to say shit like that!

WTFOMGLOL's picture

To quote Denis Leary from the Ref:

"your dog ain't dead, lady. She's hiding".

Much as I hate dead dog stories, I have to believe the pup is better off in doggie heaven.

NovaNightly's picture

Awwww...so sad! RIP little Mimi la Rue!

I was just looking at my almost 10 year old dachshund yesterday and thinking...omg, she's getting old...what will i do without her! I mean, to tell you...my dog has been with me through some shit...ya know?

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 18, 2008 - 1:12pm.
Buttzville, NJ.
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YOU MADE THAT UP!!!!! Right?
LMAO.

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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit.

Newportjoey's picture

The Doggie is better off in doggie Heaven, she served her time in hell with Tori.

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

Clarisse's picture

The C word,
My Dog Skip SCARRED my nephew when he was little. He ran out of the house balling and threw himself against my legs and screamed "That is not a nice movie!"

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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 18, 2008 - 3:50pm.

Buttzville, NJ.
And the majority of the state smells like ass.

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Karma Police's picture

How sad. Poor Tori. You can tell she is truly a dog lover, especially little Mimi. I lost my childhood dog almost 10 years ago and it still breaks my heart.

I now know that I have to cherish all of my time with my dog because the time just goes so fast.

peaches's picture

Well at least Tori didn't have 500 dogs like Parasite! It's very Sad when A pet that you feel a close bond with dies. I've had quite a few pets over the years, but I had one rabbit that was very Special to me. She was affectionate like a small dog. She always gave Kisses and the night before she died. She was a little weaker than usual, but she tried with all her effort to jump on my bed. I helped her up a litlle and she came up and just kept Kissing me on the face. Then I put her in her cage for the night to go to sleep, the next morning, she had passed away. I'm convinced the night before she wanted to kiss me goodbye. Oh man, I'm getting all choked up talking about it.

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Vabrownid1's picture

LMAO at FireCat's story! I Love Dogs!

Isn't there a Blue Ball, PA too?

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