NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Mimi La Rue is DEAD! WHY?!!! WHY?!!!! Why didn't God take Tori me instead?!!! Paula Abdul is right! There is no God! NOT TODAY! WHY?! FUCK! Now I finally have a reason to go outside and dick slap those damn birds that have been waking me up at 4 in the morning! I'm so upset!
It's true. People has reported this truly awful news. She passed away from natural causes yesterday at the age of 11. She was surrounded by her family and died at home. Tori said, "She was a star and a true lady, and she will be missed greatly. People everywhere knew her by name. I loved when fans wanted her over me. I felt proud!" She was more of a lady than you'll ever be, Tori!
Farewell, Mimi La Rue! You will be forever missed. Now if you'll excuse me, I must go take out my anger and sadness on those noisy ass birds!
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My retarded roommate went to the Tori Spelling Yard Sale and bought all of Mimi's old wigs and doggy outfits, and we wasted 4 hours dressing our dogs up in Lucile Ball wigs and doggy-lederhosen, so I feel this will be a good time to bury those outfits in the backyard in memory of their original owner.
Sorry Tori, I know how much pet death sucks.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 18, 2008 - 4:01pm.
My dog is 11 and still on fire, thank GOD. I will have to be committed to an asylum when she goes....but she hasn't slowed down yet...gotta love those Jack Russells....
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My Jack is 15 and still full of p&v....if you haven't seen it, do not watch 'My Dog Skip'. I can never watch that movie again.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Now Mimi can find out why Aaron only left his daughter $800K.
I found a kitten when i was 12 years old - it lived 17 years - when he died it was SO sad :(
My dog is 11 and still on fire, thank GOD. I will have to be committed to an asylum when she goes....but she hasn't slowed down yet...gotta love those Jack Russells....
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“I love my puppies! I want my baby!”
- Paris Hilton
aw that doggy is finally happy!
*jk I am sure camel-face was kind to her*
Aww, this is so sad. I like Tori, and Mimi was such a cutie. I wish them all the best. (The part about Tori liking when fans wanted Mimi over her was cute and endearing.)
Submitted by FireCat on June 18, 2008 - 12:55pm.
I have met many many clever, sharp as tack pugs. I love pugs. However, as a breed they are not known for being particularly smart.
Poodles are known for being smart but I'll be plenty of people can come up with stupid poodle stories.
That's all I'm sayin'...
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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit.
As for pugs not being bright, mine has devised a way to steal her brother & sister's food.
She gobbles hers down, then while the two bostons are delicately picking at theirs, she goes up behind one of them and sticks her cold nose in their butt. They inevitably turn around to see who it is and when they turn back, she's ears deep in their dinner. And when you try to take the food bowl away, the little hooker presses her face into it and against the floor so hard you have to pry it out from under her.
awww, not Mimi! *sad*
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Poor dog. Rest in peace.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 18, 2008 - 3:43pm.
Submitted by The C word on June 18, 2008 - 3:39pm.
I'm hoping to move to Bastard, Ontario one day or Dildo, Newfoundland (although I heard they changed the name).
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Who in the shit thinks these names are a good idea? I guess if I was allowed to name a town it'd be something neat. Like Tit. Tit, Canada.
Or Fissure. Fissure, AS. I don't even think AS is a state but whatever. You get it.
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The Newfies have the best names!
I'd probably call my town Testickle or something like that.
Anything's better than Swastika, Ont. (yah, I know swastikas weren't negative symbols to begin with, but still wouldn't want the name).
OnT: Tori needs to adopt (at least) one of Wonky's dogs.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Intercourse, Pennsylvania.
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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit.
Poor pug baby! That makes me sad. Even sad for Tori and I hate her!
Tori Spelling is so ugly I cannot concentrate on Mimi La Rue's passing
"YOU'D BLEED ME DRY IF YA COULD, NOW TAKE THAT TEN POUND NOTE BUY THAT KID A BONNET AND TIE IT OVER ITS FUCKING FACE"
Submitted by Migraineuse on June 18, 2008 - 3:41pm.
Submitted by The C word on June 18, 2008 - 9:39pm.
I'm hoping to move to Bastard, Ontario one day or Dildo, Newfoundland (although I heard they changed the name).
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If you get tired of those places, you can always try Fucking in Austria.
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Haaaahaaaaa...!
That reminds me of a Chinese food place not far from me called "Fooking Noodles".
OnT: My dog is 15 and I hate to think of that inevitable day. :(
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Submitted by The C word on June 18, 2008 - 3:39pm.
I'm hoping to move to Bastard, Ontario one day or Dildo, Newfoundland (although I heard they changed the name).
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Who in the shit thinks these names are a good idea? I guess if I was allowed to name a town it'd be something neat. Like Tit. Tit, Canada.
Or Fissure. Fissure, AS. I don't even think AS is a state but whatever. You get it.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by The C word on June 18, 2008 - 9:39pm.
I'm hoping to move to Bastard, Ontario one day or Dildo, Newfoundland (although I heard they changed the name).
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If you get tired of those places, you can always try Fucking in Austria.
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"Hef's emaciated sperm and those Rhodes Scholars: that'd be a contribution to the gene pool." - Sheeps, 6/17/08
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Submitted by LoLo on June 18, 2008 - 3:39pm.
Firebag you say? Isnt that what Bwenji Madden calls his nut sack now?
CAUSE OF THE HERPES?
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I thought it was Cayenne Tuna? You're probably right though.
I wonder what a mix of all the STDs would sound like... Herporreaphilliscrabhiv.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 18, 2008 - 3:37pm.
Off topic. There's a town in Alberta called Firebag. Found that particularly funny.
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Teeheeeeee...
I'm hoping to move to Bastard, Ontario one day or Dildo, Newfoundland (although I heard they changed the name).
OnT: love Pugs, Bostons, you name it.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Mrs K,
And Fannie's your aunt!!
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 18, 2008 - 3:37pm.
Off topic. There's a town in Alberta called Firebag. Found that particularly funny.
Firebag you say? Isnt that what Bwenji Madden calls his nut sack now?
CAUSE OF THE HERPES?
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
I love pugs. Minch, mmmmmm, not so much. He's a breedist.
Pugs are lovely pets, but they are not known for being the brightest bulbs in the circuit. Combine that with overbreeding, and, well, Bob's your uncle.
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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit.
Aw, Mims, we hardly knew ya. Who will distract from Tori's fug now? Obviously not her offspring. Sorry, but the first one's NOT cute and I have no hopes for the new one.
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When people waste cake, I cry. ---MK
Off topic. There's a town in Alberta called Firebag. Found that particularly funny.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 18, 2008 - 3:35pm.
LCT,
OCD Pug!!!
You've painted a picture that i find funnier than hell!!!
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Seriously, she does all that, and I don't exaggerate when I say hours either. She's the most retarded thing I have ever seen. When she's lonely she'll hop up on your lap and try to lick your teeth.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Bless Mimi, and condolences to Tori. I don't really care for her but it was obvious she loved that little dog. I'll have to spend some extra quality time with my puggy tonight.
BTW Mish, you must have never had a real bond with a dog. I call mine my beautiful girl, my sexy mama, my puggy baby. Also 2 bostons that I call my little man and my monkey girl.
RIP Mimi LaRue, you were the only thing that made Tori Spelling bearable.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Tori won't let her husband get a male dog next, because if he learns to lick his own nuts, he's out of there.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
LCT,
OCD Pug!!!
You've painted a picture that i find funnier than hell!!!
" She spends all day snorting and then will stop to stare at her left foot sometimes for hours. If you break her concentration she barks and runs around in a circle for half an hour."
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
Fuck! Mimi's soul was taken to hell just so Tori can give birth to her 2nd evil spawn. My god. If Paris Hilton gets knocked up this week, it's the end of the world as we know it.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on June 18, 2008 - 3:31pm.
My 9 year old pug Weezer passed away last fall.
I can empathise with Tori.
Pugs are great dogs.
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My sister has a pug. She has OCD (not kidding). She spends all day snorting and then will stop to stare at her left foot sometimes for hours. If you break her concentration she barks and runs around in a circle for half an hour.
I agree, pugs are great.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
poor Mimi. RIP
poor Tori: it's gotta be hard when your
dog is a bigger star than you.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
"Mimi La Rue is DEAD! WHY?!!! WHY?!!!! "
First sentence was too shocking first thing in the morning! Why didn't you soften the blow and ease into it, breaking the news gently to me? Seriously, this death has affected me more than any of the humans that've died this year.
My 9 year old pug Weezer passed away last fall.
I can empathise with Tori.
Pugs are great dogs.
Submitted by Migraineuse on June 18, 2008 - 3:25pm.
Submitted by The C word on June 18, 2008 - 9:22pm.
He has dog-killer eyes. Trust!
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I'm a believer.
BTW, it's still early enough to change the daughter's name to Mimi.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
wow- you can really see how big her head is compared to her scrawny body in that pic.
RIP, Mimi, and condolences to Tori and her family.
We need to get CSI on this shit.
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"Hef's emaciated sperm and those Rhodes Scholars: that'd be a contribution to the gene pool." - Sheeps, 6/17/08
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You'll be missed Mimi! I loved that dog, she was such a star.
RIP, MiMi
Submitted by Migraineuse on June 18, 2008 - 3:25pm.
Submitted by The C word on June 18, 2008 - 9:22pm.
He has dog-killer eyes. Trust!
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Tori has dog-eater eyes.
Maybe Liam pulled a Stewie Griffin and went and put some sort of space poison in her Dentibone.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by The C word on June 18, 2008 - 9:22pm.
He has dog-killer eyes. Trust!
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"Hef's emaciated sperm and those Rhodes Scholars: that'd be a contribution to the gene pool." - Sheeps, 6/17/08
Click here if you love kitties
damn that dog!! she had all the good looks in that family and now she's taken it to her grave!!!
god damn it!!!!
She probably walked in on Tori fresh out of the shower, doing that butt flossing thing with the towel. The image of that has been known to sterilize a charging Rhino at 50 paces.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on June 18, 2008 - 3:21pm.
Dean did it. He didn't want competition. Right now he's thinking, "That money's all MINE, bitch!"
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Part of me is laughing while the other half is thinking you may be right...
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
She is in a better place. What will Fug do with out her pug?
You know these deaths run in three's. First Mimi - now two other famous dogs will die soon (I'm setting you up).
I'm surprised she survived this long with Tori.
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Tori's going to feel all kinds of alienated now that she doesn't look like anyone in her family.
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