NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Mimi La Rue is DEAD! WHY?!!! WHY?!!!! Why didn't God take Tori me instead?!!! Paula Abdul is right! There is no God! NOT TODAY! WHY?! FUCK! Now I finally have a reason to go outside and dick slap those damn birds that have been waking me up at 4 in the morning! I'm so upset!
It's true. People has reported this truly awful news. She passed away from natural causes yesterday at the age of 11. She was surrounded by her family and died at home. Tori said, "She was a star and a true lady, and she will be missed greatly. People everywhere knew her by name. I loved when fans wanted her over me. I felt proud!" She was more of a lady than you'll ever be, Tori!
Farewell, Mimi La Rue! You will be forever missed. Now if you'll excuse me, I must go take out my anger and sadness on those noisy ass birds!
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Poor Mimi, couldnt stand the sight of another spawn.
Dean did it. He didn't want competition. Right now he's thinking, "That money's all MINE, bitch!"
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"Hef's emaciated sperm and those Rhodes Scholars: that'd be a contribution to the gene pool." - Sheeps, 6/17/08
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FYI - there is no God on any day, only brainwashed people
Bitch killed herself.
Probably got into Mommy's vicodin and ate her body weight of it.
Sleep well bitch, you are in a better place now.
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No I haven't been drinking, why do you ask?
to paris sucks literally
your sig.. omg.. I forgot (yes already) she said that! wtf is wrong with that girl?
MK- you slut, sleep with a fan on. It works for me.
Oh god that poor fat bitch!
And it is sad about her dog being all dead times too!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Phew!
I thought Parasite had locked her in a closet.
It was of natural causes. It was her time. RIP in Doggie heaven, and may you never, never ever see Tori's Joe Camel face ever again. *Sniff*
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I say we get dangerous
Now that my reason for being no longer exists, can I just point out how LAME it is to think a dog would give enough of a shit to wait around for Tori to pop out a fug daughter before kicking the bucket?
She was just waiting for Tori to be preoccupied enough so that she could have one final secret binge on dog treats from the pantry.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
As much as I am not a fan of Tori, and especially her husband, that dog was well cared for and very obviously loved.
Unlike the pets of another celebtard I need not name.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Wait...People reported it? I call bullshit.
Mimi ran away from home.
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
"She was a star and a true lady"
I love animals and all, but for FUCKS sake it's a fucking DOG not a person you dumb shit horse face cunt.
Anyways, poor dog.
Mimi offed herself. She couldn't bear looking at turtleface a moment longer.
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"Hef's emaciated sperm and those Rhodes Scholars: that'd be a contribution to the gene pool." - Sheeps, 6/17/08
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aw... poor tori. :(
Mimi LaRue was the only one I LIKED in that family.
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“I love my puppies! I want my baby!”
- Paris Hilton
Well fuck. Why don't you just put battery acid in my Nair wax now God? No reason to go on. No reason.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.