Wednesday, June 18th 2008
Is This A Record?
Lance Armstrong and Snow White's missing dwarf are still going strong. She needs to reward herself with a huge scoop of bubblegum ice cream, because this is turning out to be one of her longest relationships. His too. I hope they get in hours of fuckey fuckey times, because their expiration date is nearing!
Should we even bother giving them a couple name? Yeah, why not? I'm thinking NutKat or StrongSon. Both of those sound like gay leather bars. Perfect!
Here's Lancey and Kate leaving dinner in NYC last night.
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Okay, well I personally like Kate Hudson because she has not resorted to putting silicone in her chest to be like every other woman in Hollyweird; however, she needs to tape them ears back b4 she heads out into the public eye! DAMN - Freaking Dumbo in da house!!!
Her outfit is all types of busted just like Lance. I can smell the douch de Lance through the computer.
On another note I used to like Kate, I no longer do esp not after TRYING to watch 'Fools Gold'. Seriously that movie was the biggest piece of shit ever. Fuckin pathetic.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
Just had a thought....maybe he's her karma for all the crappy relationship things she's ever done. Hmmm....just a thought, not that I would wish this douchebag on anyone.
Armstrong was an asshole to Greg Le Mond, the decent american bicycle rider who won the Tour d' France years ago. Le Mond was threatened with bodily harm if he ever told the truth about Armstrong.
I never liked or understood his "charm" (blech!) and after reading Le Mond's account of his encounters with wonder boy, I dislike him even more. The fact that he cheated on his wife and then divorced her just makes him even douchier.
It wouldn't surprise me in the least that he's a control freak on top of everything else.
She is so beautiful. Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire&celeb datingsite ---"WealthyDater.com"---- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.
@ coiled and applehead --
THANK YOU for saying what I'm been thinking for the last five years. Lance is a major douche.
As noted in dikipedia:
"Lance Armstrong began his dick time trials as Lance Edward Gunderson, son of Linda Gayle Mooneyham and Eddie Charles Gunderson. The two named him, for some reason, after Lance Rentzel, a middling Dallas Cowboys wide receiver best known for indecently exposing himself to a 10-year-old girl. Lance took the last name Armstrong from one of the three more husbands his mother would go on to have, astutely recognizing that he’d get a lot further in life as an Armstrong than a Gunderson.
Armstrong also goes by the nickname Mellow Johnny, adapted from “Maille Jaune,” which is French for 'I use the fact that I had cancer as an excuse for doing things like taking steroids and divorcing my wife so I could nail an Olsen twin.' "
Submitted by coiled-n-hissing on June 18, 2008 - 6:12pm.
I know this one-balled bike freak is the darling of America but something about him bugs me.
Starfucker, starfucker, starfucker. He is such a Hollywood ho banger. God forbid he date a non-celeb.
You just know he is complete control freak too. Everything has gotta be his way. That's just my impression.
Kate can't be alone with herself for 5 freakin' minutes.
WOW...you're right on the money!
how soon before owen wilson tries to win his way back into kate's arms?
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sexy motherfucker...
I think they make a great couple.
But will they last?
I wish them the best under Hollyweird Standards (don't want to put them above their potential)
Amen
I think they make a great couple.
But will they last?
I wish them the best under Hollyweird Standards (don't want to put them above their potential)
Amen
--Submitted by Stock Broker on June 18, 2008 - 5:38pm.
LoLo...sorry about that. Didn't see your post earlier.
Other ideas:
Hackie Sack
Cue Ball
Adding "Odd Ball" to your list. LOL
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Katball?
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wonder if she likes sucking on one ball
EEEWWWWW Lance Romance needs to pick on someone closer to his age.
===She looks good in that dress. Her blog was just seen at millionaire persoanals site
******W e a l t h y L o v I n g. c o m****
last week.
It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now. Is she single now?
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Tour de Late
I know this one-balled bike freak is the darling of America but something about him bugs me.
Starfucker, starfucker, starfucker. He is such a Hollywood ho banger. God forbid he date a non-celeb.
You just know he is complete control freak too. Everything has gotta be his way. That's just my impression.
Kate can't be alone with herself for 5 freakin' minutes.
"Cucumbers are for lightweights! Buttered up butternut squash is the way to go!"--MK 6/4/08
one thing i usually can't stand her but she is workin that white dress to death! she looks hot!
LANCE & KATE = LATE!!
LoLo...sorry about that. Didn't see your post earlier.
Other ideas:
Hackie Sack
Cue Ball
Submitted by Euphoria on June 18, 2008 - 2:28pm.
I vote for K8Ball.
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loves it!
or how about "2 Shitty Parents"
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“I love my puppies! I want my baby!”
- Paris Hilton
Lance seems like the kind of singularly driven, intense, type A personality that I usually can't stand. Like they can't relax and swing in a hammock with a beer all afternoon. They always have to be DOing something intense and difficult. And then they want to "challenge" you while you're trying to chill out.
Those people exhaust me. I just let them run circles around me.
Submitted by JillyPoo: "How fitting for Lance that Kate is one of Hollywood's bicycles..."
Oh lordy, you made me cackle out loud with that one.
double post
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I vote for K8Ball.
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Uniball (manimal5's word) is still humping monkey ears? Hmmm.....
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
My vote is for
Hank
_Submitted by Stock Broker on June 18, 2008 - 5:19pm.
How about Unitard?
I ALREADY SAID THAT!
Come check out the japanese pepaw porno thread!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
How about Unitard?
These 2 are like mosquitoes: 100% annoying and useless.
NutKat, LOL.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Aren't those shoes from the Jessica Simpson line of criminally insane footwear?
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I put the F-U in Fun.
how about.... (drum roll please)... Penny Lame
LMAO NutKat, you slay me MK. Anyways....what the fug is Kate wearing in these pics? Hoegirl (I meant to say homegirl but like MK says, it's a typo and I'm keeping it,lol) looks like she is about to go play bridge with the old ladies in the retirement home. Blanche from the Golden girls called, she wants her hideous scarf back Kate!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
hm.. kate looks cute in that picture. I usually don't think that about her.
How fitting for Lance that Kate is one of Hollywood's bicycles...
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
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except for the bug eyes, he looks good in that pic
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her acting skills are questionable
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Are they going to start picking out curtains sooN?
Maybe he got a prosthetic nut!
HOw about Late for a name? They are both kinda old.
Submitted by OneLiner on June 18, 2008 - 4:32pm.
LOL!!!!!!!! Delicacy......Maybe???
Maybe...but who is to say? Hmm...
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
I would not fuck Nut Armstrong with Goldie Hawns dick!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Lanson?
rhymes with Manson.
please mommy where's uncle owen? uncle dax? daddy chris? mommy? mommy!
ok that is is way too long. and I actually wish some of these celebrities who have time and money would get their shit worked out via various doctors who are experts in whatever field they need BEFORE they have kids. everyone should do it but some people really can't.
Nope, we don't care about them either. Where is PP today? MK is slipping!!
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
lol LoLo.
Two retards for the price of 1.
How about Flat Tire?
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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_Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 18, 2008 - 4:32pm.
Thats why i say call them unitard!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Keep bringing your boyfriends around Ryder Kate...nice job.
You too Lance. Your kids will be so well balanced when they grow up.
These two suck ass.
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“I love my puppies! I want my baby!”
- Paris Hilton
Submitted by EDiddy08 on June 18, 2008 - 4:21pm.
nevermind, sounds like a Asian delicousy
What's a deliciousy?
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LOL!!!!!!!! Delicacy......Maybe???
doesn't
he
only
have
1
nut
sack?
lance is too hot for that fug betch
jgm22