Wednesday, June 18th 2008
Brit Brit Should Hire This Dude
Last night on "America's Got Hoff Talent," Derrick Barry did Brit Brit Spears better than she does herself. Brit Brit should seriously consider hiring this bitch to be her doppelgänger. She can sit at home, eating Cool Ranch Doritos nachos while he does all the shit she doesn't want to do. He can take care of her kids, badly lip-sync during performances and take regular showers for her. Actually, nobody would ever buy it, because he's hotter than her ass!
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Where's the Frapp?
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Exercising pointless futility.
Word, cultmovieheathers . Bitch is hot. I'm still not totally convinced he's really a guy.
I get depressed when guys look better in makeup that I do:(He looks beautiful.
He isn't a good coach.The magazine WEALTHY GOSSIP reported him joined the rich man [spam] babies site -----WealthyDater.com----and he is mentioned to find his sugar girl there!
Vegas loves trannies. Good for her.
Ummm I would do him, even though he looks like a hot chick. And I am a girl. Dammit! I'm confused!
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How the eff can anyone tell? The camera work sucks. And I bet, so does Derrick.
At least he gave the Hoff a woody.
hot...brit's daddy should hire derrick to take brit around town for a proper fitting wig and how to take a shower ad actually clean...
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sexy motherfucker...
He was hot. Banging. Sexy.
I can't believe I just wrote that
I didn't think that would be good, but as soon as the first beat started I loved it!!
He's totally pulling a Mary Katherine Gallagher at 1:38.
SUPERSTAAAR!
I'm kidding. He's no Mimi Marks, but he's pretty talented.
He needs to gain about 50 lbs to be convincing.
Okay...I had to comment...
And DiamondD you're definitely right about Crocker! LOL.
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wow. britney looks more like a man than he does
That one judge looked PISSED! Damn, maybe he felt a little movement in his pants and became furious because it was over a dude?
Derrick looks great though. Damn he looks just like she used to.
That bitch knows how to serve up some SERIOUS fish.
Not so keen on the wig line tho. Maybe she'll use her winnings to buy some of Tyra's used lace fronts.
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here are his myspace albums
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Submitted by Jbo on June 18, 2008 - 10:20pm.
What is REALLY sad is that Shitney was home watching the show and could not, for the life of her, figure out how she could be in two places at once....
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*dies laughing* Ok, I was alredy lmao, but comment just send me over the edge!
The dude is hot, I want his email, his cell number, somebody has GOT to hook me up!!
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
I saw this last night and thought that guy was so freaking hot. he looked like old Brit from the nose up and Jessica Simpson from the nose down (because of the manly jaw).
Hot damn! He was just like her...back when she functioned normally.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
no way a man can be that pretty in the face.
and smh at him/her having a better wig than brit and she's worth millions.
My feelings would be hurt if the best impersonator of me was a man... he looks just like her !!!!
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Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. -Oscar Wilde
Wow! He's waaaaaaay prettier than Britney.
And a better dancer. He is just a better Britney than Britney. :)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOv-2HzNPaA
Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
Wooooooooooow. He's much prettier than Britney!
Submitted by clementine on June 18, 2008 - 3:17pm.
He looks strikingly similar to a Britney impersonator who works at La Cage in Las Vegas. Seriously I think it's the same dude. I mean lady. Dudelady. Whatev.
Ferosh.
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DUDELADY.....AHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAA
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Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?
Submitted by Migraineuse on June 18, 2008 - 5:19pm.
He says he's attracted to Derrick, even though Derrick is the wrong gender, and it's making him question his sexuality.
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I bet Derrick's going to Lock that in his TiVo until the day he dies.
The Hoff's got a new stalker.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
What is REALLY sad is that Shitney was home watching the show and could not, for the life of her, figure out how she could be in two places at once....
Dude looks like a WAY better lady than Unfitney...
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 18, 2008 - 11:10pm.
He says he's attracted to Derrick, even though Derrick is the wrong gender, and it's making him question his sexuality.
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"Hef's emaciated sperm and those Rhodes Scholars: that'd be a contribution to the gene pool." - Sheeps, 6/17/08
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He looks strikingly similar to a Britney impersonator who works at La Cage in Las Vegas. Seriously I think it's the same dude. I mean lady. Dudelady. Whatev.
Ferosh.
ive seen him on youtube and myspace before. he's hot as a guy and a girl. and he can actually sing really really well too.
The real bitch will never be able to recapture this moment. No way. No how. Shitney might as well stay on the Cheeto Train.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by jussayin on June 18, 2008 - 5:07pm.
Submitted by Migraineuse on June 18, 2008 - 5:00pm.
I have to admire the Hoff's honesty on the subject.
...I don't think it's called honest. but rather alcoholic.
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I can't watch the vid with sound (at work). What does he say?
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
only 1 problem... he's pretty and brit is not.
Submitted by Migraineuse on June 18, 2008 - 5:00pm.
I have to admire the Hoff's honesty on the subject.
...I don't think it's called honest. but rather alcoholic.
I bet he's really thinking about those rug burn cheeseburgers!!! yum!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Newportjoey on June 18, 2008 - 4:59pm
You hwat slut, I love that movie!!!!
"I would wear it on my nipples but I'm afraid it would frighten the children"
On T: When you are impersonating Shitney, if you don't do a broke boot move, you should be ass taxed twice.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
I have to admire the Hoff's honesty on the subject.
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"Hef's emaciated sperm and those Rhodes Scholars: that'd be a contribution to the gene pool." - Sheeps, 6/17/08
Click here if you love kitties
he's prettier than Britney AND has a better wig...
upgrade!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Submitted by jim on June 18, 2008 - 4:56pm.
Wow 'IT"S' parents must be sooooooooooo proud of their son dressing like the cheeto queen
You say he is the QUEEN CHEETO!
I love cheetos!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
OMG - Derrick is fucking awesome... you go boy/girl (SHIM?)!!!
Submitted by Clarisse on June 18, 2008 - 4:57pm.
LCT,
That's about it. Not a crier. It was just a sweet movie, with a very hot man.
I'm a simple gal, that's enough for me =)
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I didn't really get in the end why he wrote the letter to his fake dad knowing it was his fake dad but he sent it to the fake address?
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Oh stop it you Dlisted Bitches! He has a pretty face and a strikingly similar face. It ain't like Brit is doing Katherine Hepburn in "Lion in the Winter". Pretty damn good. And got a register on the Hoff's petermeter.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Shitney is watching this, drowning herself in a gallon of Ben and Jerry's, crying over how "hot" she used to be.
All in revelation that she has no clue it wasn't her.
She probably thinks this is a clip from her Onyx tour.
LCT,
That's about it. Not a crier. It was just a sweet movie, with a very hot man.
I'm a simple gal, that's enough for me =)
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
Wow 'IT"S' parents must be sooooooooooo proud of their son dressing like the cheeto queen and making a living impersonating a girl!!
Submitted by Clarisse on June 18, 2008 - 4:51pm.
LCT,
Did you catch "Dear Frankie" yet?
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I watched it on Saturday night and I don't know if I missed half of it but I didn't cry once and I'm usually the biggest pussy when it comes to sappy movies. The only part I even slightly misted up at is the part where she tells him Frankie's deafness was a present. Otherwise, didn't cry.
What did I miss???
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
They should send him to Kentwood instead of Shitney.
Off Topic: It is truly a full moon in affect day here. Loons and trolls, OH MY!
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
LCT,
Did you catch "Dear Frankie" yet?
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!