Baby Cailynn Is Coming Tomorrow (Maybe)
The National Enquirer is reporting that 17-year-old Jamie Lynn is going to pop out a baby sometime tomorrow. Sources tell them that she had an ultrasound last week that showed her baby may be in the breech position, so the docs decided to schedule her c-section for tomorrow.
Brit Brit, Daddy Spears and the rest of the clan is currently in Kentwood.
I'm a little disappointed to hear that JL is going to give birth in a hospital. I was secretly hoping she would go into labor in the middle of Piggly Wiggly. That would be poetic.
Casey and Jamie Lynn are reportedly having a girl. They are planning to name her a combination of both their names, Cailynn or Cassie. Boring. If they are going to go that route, they should give her a spicier name like Jaca or Seymie.
And everything will be fine now that Brit Brit is there! Jamie Lynn will pop out a healthy baby Jaca and everyone will celebrate over possum fritters and Budweisertinis.
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kizzy, you are RIGHT. I bet it's almost impossible to trace anything back to him. I bet he has a special "pay off underage babymamas/abortions" account set up in Switzerland.
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Migraine Sally....LMAO
Or Toilet Bats Bank of Kentwood.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 18, 2008 - 6:14pm
Automatic draft, HE's too smart to get caught.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 18, 2008 - 3:13pm.
oh, does anyone know anyone that works in the First National Bank of Kentwood? We need to get a copy of that cashed check!!
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I think in Kentwood, it's not "First National", but more like "Coffee Can" or "Mattress" or "Sock"
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M.E. I think Shitnay looks pregnant, too. MAYBE that's why Adnan disappeared all of a sudden! Maybe it's his baby, he didn't want to go away quietly, and they threatened his ass. I would believe it with these hicks!
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What M.E. said. Maybe it's just women from my generation, but everyone I've ever known with a breech baby did absolutely everything they could to get the baby to turn, because for most women in the real world, a C-section is something you want to avoid.
Oops. Should have read the rest of the comments first
oh, does anyone know anyone that works at the First National Bank of Kentwood? We need to get a copy of that cashed check from Nickelodeon!! Or it could be a personal check, with the initials D.S. on it. I'm just sayin'!!
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on June 18, 2008 - 5:49pm.
Maybe I'm missing something, but how the Hell is "Cassie" a combo of Casey & Jamie Lynn?
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The first part of Casey and the last part of Jamie, with an extra s. Cassie
ME - I refuse to believe it. I think Cailynn, Honor, Asslee's baby, and Brit's baby are actually the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, and the end is seriously fucking nigh.
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Submitted by M.E. on June 18, 2008 - 6:10pm
She works out? I know she signed that deal with Bally's but only went once. Opening the RedBull can herself doesn't count as working out, does she know that?
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I'm really hoping that's just Cheeto chunk and Frapp bloat.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
That would have been so hot if she gave birth in Piggly Wiggly. They have huge ass buckets of lard there. Instead of ice chips she could have had a big scoop of lard and a couple of pig and turkey feet from the meat section. God I hate the Pig. Whenever I walk through there I want to vomit.
Kizzy - how the fuck do you have that kind of gut when you APPARENTLY work out every day?
Submitted by M.E. on June 18, 2008 - 6:06pm.
To keep within six degrees of the thread, Please look at these photos and tell me Shitters isn't pregnant.
http://x17online.com/celebrities/britney_spears/britney_gets_surved-0617...
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I have no clue how she manages to look so bad all the time. Yes, she appears to be carrying a wide load in her mid area.
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Submitted by M.E. on June 18, 2008 - 6:06pm.
I think and hope that's the result of wearing her Grandma's nightgown as a dress/tent.
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To keep within six degrees of the thread, Please look at these photos and tell me Shitters isn't pregnant.
http://x17online.com/celebrities/britney_spears/britney_gets_surved-0617...
If I were the wife of the Nick exec. I would be getting a huge ass check of my own as well...Then Id divorce his ass and take everything.
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on June 18, 2008 - 6:03pm
ROFL Couldn't resist....
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Submitted by Kizzy on June 18, 2008 - 5:02pm.
Submitted by Stock Broker on June 18, 2008 - 6:00pm.
You can go practice with Honey Cups on the Beckham thread...
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Kizzy shoots & scores!
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dramaqueen365247, OMG, it could be Aldy Lynn, then...egads!
Stocky - I've been lazy today.......
Euphoria, that sounds about right. But then shouldn't it be Cassiea for Aldridge? (Damn, I hate that I know shit like his last name!)
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Submitted by Stock Broker on June 18, 2008 - 6:00pm.
You can go practice with Honey Cups on the Beckham thread...
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M.E....donde esta Odin?
(practicing my Spanish)
On Topic: Since Casey is under age, I wonder if the bank will ask for 2 forms of ID and parental permission when she cashes that BIG ASS check she's getting from Nicklelodean?
Mel Tang...I'm STILL going there.
Submitted by Stock Broker on June 18, 2008 - 5:49pm.
Couldn't have said it better myself. Maybe a more appropriate name would be Nickie (or Nicke or Nickelette) for the Nickelodeon exec who wants to remain nameless.
dramaqueen365247, I think these two brainiacs took the "Cas" from "Casey" and the "ie" from "Jamie" and stuck an "s" in the middle for "Spears" and thought...we are like so creative!
Let's have a moment of truth, shall we...unless Jamie Lynn was already in labor, there is NO reason to schedule a c-section for a breech baby. The doctor would have her try several different methods of helping/allowing the baby to turn on it's own, UNLESS SHE DOESN'T PLAN ON HAVING A VAGINAL BIRTH IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Y'all went there TOO!!! hahahaha
I KNOW it's him. They are making the final monetary arrangements. wink wink
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Yeah, bestowing a combo name on a baby worked SOOO WELL, didn't it JAMIE LYNN(e) Way to perpetuate the legacy. As if the poor thing didn't have it hard enough already.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
So...can we all assume that by tomorrow morning there will be a BIG envelope with a wad of cash from an executive at Nickledeon?
Mel Tang ~ I'll go there.
Maybe I'm missing something, but how the Hell is "Cassie" a combo of Casey & Jamie Lynn?
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Casey looks THRILLED!!
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That poor boy. 19 and stuck with a Spears.
Taint nothing gonna harm that swamp twat
the DUDE! abides...
I just knew when they first reported she was pregnant that they were lying about how far along she was. Every other starlet's pregnancies have been sooooooo looonnngggggg. But, not her's
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Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."
That name is awful. Befitting her white trash heritage.
I'm sick of these made-up names that these parents think are clever or classy-sounding. Cailynn or Kaylin or Kaighlynn. It's getting out of hand. And I can't tell you how many nouveau riche people in New York name their kids shit like Hudson and Parker and Graydon. Oh lordy, don't get me started...
People make fun of black people for making up names like TaShae or Shamiqua, but then these losers do the same thing.
(Sorry, I must have PMS)
Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 18, 2008 - 2:42pm.
I wonder if she's talking to the real babydaddy on that phone.
OOOOH! Yes, I went there.
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tee hee you are a funny one (congrats on your CTC win, btw)
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Mel-tang - She's asking for her check on keeping it all hush hush.
I agree with M.E., it's just a convenient excuse.
And we all know and trust everything that the National Enquirer prints.
I wonder if she's talking to the real babydaddy on that phone.
OOOOH! Yes, I went there.
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OF COURSE she's having a c-section. Gaurantee that baby aint breech, she just doesn't want the flack that Shitters got when she said she had c-sections because she was "too scared" of labor.
Well tomorrow will be one hell of a hootenanny for the Spears clan, won't it!
didnt she just get pregnant? that went by so fast.
They could name the baby JaCas, but that would be too close to Jackass.
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