Stuffed?

With his high pitched girlie voice, I'm sure he's getting some help here.

That dick looks like GONZO's Beak.
I bet miss piggy likes to suck on that.

What a muppet

The man is cute esp. when he has been airbrushed, but that being said he is not hung. Perfectly average but the man does not have a big dik! Ask any stripper, he is totally stuffed.
Plus he is the face of Armani, do you think they want an average crotch out there displaying their goods???
Posh is bigger then he is.

I fuckin hate David Beckham, he is an overrated pretty boy and an embarrassment. And please he was busted as hell before he got plastic surgery on his nose and fixed his teeth. EWE. Just as vapid and worthless as his wife.

"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)

Meh....if you've seen one dangly bit, you've seen 'em all.

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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.

Okay, looking at that pic I can officially say this is the first time I have ever been envious of Posh. Bitch. She gets to sit on that whenever she likes.

His voice is so high that he gives Karen Walker a run for her money, so I seriously doubt that his clitoris is THAT enlarged.

But congrats to Posh for keeping a hot piece for this long.

www.myspace.com/triston

Umm, why is this not the recipient of the prestigious photoshop award?

Those spray-on abs look completely ridiculous. I'm guessing this was done by somebody on work experience.

I don't see the appeal in him at all. His glory years are well behind on the pitch, and I don't find him to be particularly hot at all.

He was my favorite player.He is so charming. I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ---- "WealthyDater.com"---- last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young woamn on that site now.How could it happen??He has had a happy family!!!!

First off, David Villa is twice the hottie, and twice the footballer. nor does he look like he'd spend twice as long primping for you date than you do.

Here are a handful of way hotter, imo footballers who don't sound like Minnie Mouse and stuff their panties

Ronaldo, Brouc, I could go on... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artur_Boruc he's a national hero for coming to the aid of two Polish women and a man who were attacked in Scottland by a xenophobic couple screamed ethnic slurs while assaulting them--one woman was pregnant.

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"Self-promotion, for me, is like going to the dentist" —Daniel Craig

Becky's MUNIFICENT male appendage in that languid position might be 'enhanced' but that twelve pack of abs is beautiful and appears real (real good). -But, I aver that he makes my gaydar go off the charts but a girl can look just the same.

MK you need to put details on where he's gonna be!!! I live in SF for chrissakes!

Your face!

YOWZER!

god this guy tries too damned hard, the more he does the more I hear that Mike Tyson pussy voice

Wait. He shaves his underarms? A look only TommyG would appreciate.

~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~

i don't care if becks undies are stuffed, he looks effin hot...
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sexy motherfucker...

I think people are just trying to find something wrong with him. He is so hot and a cool person. I think it's real and to help put the rumors to rest David if you are reading this you can show it to me and i will tell everyone the real deal. LOL

Thats What I'm Talkin Bout!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mario needs to take notes

1. No sock in the drawers
2. Real muscles
3. No cheetah faux fur prop

I have been Beckened.

Amen

Submitted by joanne on June 18, 2008 - 8:58pm.
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Eh. LOL

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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."

Halle Barrys babydaddy looks a lot hotter in his Macys ads, I would walk back and forth like a nutter pretending to be looking for some shit to keep on browsing at him. Also becks looks a bit on the average to short side.

"YOU'D BLEED ME DRY IF YA COULD, NOW TAKE THAT TEN POUND NOTE BUY THAT KID A BONNET AND TIE IT OVER ITS FUCKING FACE"

ooooh baby

Submitted by QueenCharisma on June 18, 2008 - 8:43pm.

The other spice girls perhaps? The pool boy looking for a quick buck? The one who had too much to drink and she looks beautiful? She has 3 beautiful boys by him, I find that lucky.

Submitted by joanne on June 18, 2008 - 8:22pm.
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With who? LOL. She looks gross. It's sad when your husband's prettier than you.

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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."

Submitted by QueenCharisma on June 18, 2008 - 7:20pm.

LOL, she probably cheats on him too.

Submitted by stake_spike on June 18, 2008 - 6:20pm.
"hot ass footballers"

Oh I know. And Becks is one. :)
http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/fifa/gen/fi/20060610/i/3214115730...

and

http://www.thefa.com/NR/rdonlyres/CD044258-C2CF-4D99-8D79-4601B5C54078/7...

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He is so HOT!!!

But I find him really boring in interviews. I bet you he's a boring guy.

I don't find him sexy, but I think he's a grower, like most guys.

Submitted by soul on June 18, 2008 - 5:49pm.
:\niceeee. I think soccer(or football) builds your uh huh bigger and your voice tiny. The price. 8)
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There are some hot ass footballers with great voices out there. David's is just odd.

Submitted by joanne on June 18, 2008 - 7:16pm.
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Posh is lucky she gets cheated on? LOL

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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."

He is sexy, just don't talk. Posh is a lucky woman she has 3 boys and a decent life with him.

i say he's staring at the fluffer that just worked on him & is thinking to himself, "and i married posh because....?"

His dick is a little too perfect. It looks like he's wearing a cup. I've seen a few of his pics when he's playing football and this doesn't look like the same person, I'm not saying he's small, this just doesn't seem to match. He kind of looks like a Ken Doll.

Those "undies" are ribbed for our pleasure!!! lmao!

GOOD LORD! humina humina humina....wowowow!

You know, i have heard his voice before and I never thought he sounded mickey mouse....I just dont get it. *scratches head*

Gawd..i look at his "bump" and think...GEEZ he shoves that thing into Posh....EWwwwwwwwwwww!

ahh the panty parade keeps on rollin!

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Submitted by Uwish on June 4, 2008 - 11:40pm.

You know me already. I am actually LOVE ANGELINA. I am sure you have seen around before.
(posted on this page: http://dlisted.com/node/26370#comment

Mannequin, 1983 Kim Cattrelle....Jesus 25 years takes it toll.

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

:\niceeee. I think soccer(or football) builds your uh huh bigger and your voice tiny. The price. 8)
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forget the peen, look at those thighs......*drooling*

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“I love my puppies! I want my baby!”
- Paris Hilton

Underwear models either wear a short of "shield" under the underwear to provide something if they're lacking, or hold everything in place if they're not.
If they don't do that, any visible "contours" are air-brushed out.

I used to have a roommate who was an underwear model.

I used to think he was hot...as long as he didn't talk. But now, he's lost some of the hotness for me. I think it's because of his association with Crazy Cruise.

Submitted by Euphoria on June 18, 2008 - 6:11pm.

Latin Honey Cups, the only Spanish I know is food. I think Chile Rellenos might work here, no?
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Hehe, Si. Chile Rellenos is excellent to describe Becks Armani AD.

ஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩
"I Wouldn't Care If You Was A Prostitute
And That You Hit Every Man That You Ever Knew
See It Wouldn't Make A Difference
If That Was Way Before Me And You Babe" - Lil Wayne

I'd like to "stuff" my face in those choanies.....hehehehee

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“I love my puppies! I want my baby!”
- Paris Hilton

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 18, 2008 - 6:06pm.
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Yes!!! Cordelia Chase is the best thing to EVER happen to television (besides DB coming back from hell naked on "Buffy") - for realz. And Charisma Carpenter is sickeningly stunning.

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Submitted by justwondering on June 18, 2008 - 6:11pm.
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He hasn't had THAT much plastic surgery. Plus, I'm a firm believer that you can't come out of surgery looking god like if you were hideous to begin with. You have to start with a good foundation and David certainly had one....but that voice IS hella distracting.

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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."

Despite his looks and body, Victoria must have his balls on lock because why does he talk with that mickey mouse voice.

Submitted by Hekki on June 18, 2008 - 6:06pm.
Have to agree with coiled-n-hissing. I like a little hair on my mens.
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Has the world gotten to the point of over-manicuring? I'm starting to feel like a little monkey next to some of these guys.

http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com
Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."

Submitted by Stock Broker on June 19, 2008 - 6:02am.
Somewhere in America, Tommy Girl and Gayvolta just shot a load in their panties.

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Don't forget Gayken. He probably hit several high notes seeing this pic.

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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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I read that you had to buy $200 worth of Armani chonies to get to mingle with Beckham. He is a hottie, but he has had a s**t load of plastic surgery and that voice is horrific.

So reminiscent of the scene in "This Is Spinal Tap" where the bass-player tried to get through airport security with a foil-wrapped zucchini in his pants.
HILARIOUS!!!

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Latin Honey Cups, the only Spanish I know is food. I think Chile Rellenos might work here, no?

Submitted by Stock Broker on June 19, 2008 - 6:02am.
Somewhere in America, Tommy Girl and Gayvolta just shot a load in their panties.

Does this fool even play soccer anymore?
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Yes, he does.
Badly.

I think he's one of the most overrated players out there.

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"Aren't we just a little ray of fucking sunshine!"