Wednesday, June 18th 2008

They Didn't Waste Any Time

22-year-old Charlotte Church is knocked up again! Charlotte barely popped out her first baby, Ruby Megan, last September. This will be her second kid with her hot man piece, Gavin Henson. The look on his face in the picture above is the same look he gave Char when he found out.

Char announced the glorious news on her website:

Here we go again!!!

Charlotte Church and Gavin Henson are delighted to announce that they are expecting another baby. The couple are thrilled, as are their immediate families. Meanwhile, Charlotte has confirmed that she will fulfill her commitment to Channel 4 to present the third series of The Charlotte Church Show in July and August of this year.

Homegirl didn't even let the chocha have a moment to itself before she put it back to work. And you know her chichis and ass are going to explode.....again.

And since we're on the rare subject of Charlotte Church, below is her amazing duet with Amy Wino. I'm sure I've posted this shit before, but it deserves an encore. This is how NOT to sing Jacko:


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Posted by: Michael K


magnificent_G's picture

Hellooo? People can have how many children they want, then their duty is to bring them up in a proper way, well fed and well behaved to others.

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Submitted by beephonkbeep on June 19, 2008 - 7:01am.
It sounds like Charlotte is doing a duet with Timmy out of South Park. Scary.

LMAO

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOv-2HzNPaA

Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.

Mel-Tang's picture

What the fucking hell was that?????
I've never seen that duet before. THANK GAWD!
I didn't even make it through 10 seconds.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOv-2HzNPaA

Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.

Shoebox's picture

Amy Crackhouse sounds like my sister in law after a night of drinking heavly when she starts to sing on American Idol the wii game

When I grow up
I wanna have boobies

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 19, 2008 - 2:33pm.

THANK YOU!!!!

For the info slut.

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I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~

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DreamyAguileraEyes on June 18, 2008 - 8:49pm

THANK YOU!!!!

For the info slut.

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Few Words's picture

Death = Wino
Dumb = Mr. Church
Blind = Mrs. Church

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on June 19, 2008 - 12:34pm.
Why all this hate on Ms. Church?

She's married, knocked up with her second child, and she's not on our televisions/computers/radios baring her ass or cussing us out on a regular basis.

I agree. She's not especially annoying and has a lovely voice. He looks like he's made of wax but she must like him I imagine. One small point- they are not married. If memory serves he thinks they are too young- which does piss me off as having a child is a bigger commitment than a ceremony. But overall, compared to the major irritation dished up on a daily basis by the likes of homewrecker et al I feel a free pass for Ms Church is in order.
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Clarisse's picture

Are celeb's immune to birth control?

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Cute couple. It seems thay are happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site """""W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m""""" last week. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?

Notoriousrem_22's picture

Ugh that video was too embarrassing to even watch. All these people who feel they are entitled to continuously pop out children need to be stopped and educated. Educated on birth control and the current state of affairs in this world. They should start to implicate that whole 1 child rule EVERYWHERE. I am SO SICK of having to deal with kids EVERYWHERE I go, Thank God that are not that welcome in NYC we can go to specific restaurants here that DO NOT ALLOW CHILDREN. Best. Rule. Ever.

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What the hell language was Amy trying to speak?

I thought it was bad that Charlotte Church was nowhere near on key, but Amy just made me laugh, for very wrong reasons.

Get some help.

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USE. BIRTH. CONTROL.

It's not that hard.

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beephonkbeep's picture

It sounds like Charlotte is doing a duet with Timmy out of South Park. Scary.

TheBreakdown's picture

Why all this hate on Ms. Church?

She's married, knocked up with her second child, and she's not on our televisions/computers/radios baring her ass or cussing us out on a regular basis.

The girl is talented, buxom, and beautiful. So what if her husband has a little gayface, is missing significant chunks of his medulla oblongata and looks trapped.

He married this piece. He has to stay with it!

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Submitted by Latin Honey Cups on June 19, 2008 - 12:49am.

That video is the perfect example of your brain on drugs and your brain not on drugs. Poor Winecasa. She is such a mess.

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AAAAGH, so right! CC was ok but Wino... she sounds like she's choking.

yucko's picture

I'd do both of them.

denise13's picture

Imagination is more Important than Knowledge

I guess her husband has nothing better to do now since he was dropped from the Wales rugby team. He wasnt that great of a player, more of a showboat

I like her voice.She is a lucky girl.It is said that they met at a dating site--wealthydater.com--that must be a lucky place.right?

that shit is just wrong.

Aubrey04's picture

I can't tell you how many times I have watched this on youtube --- it is classic. Wino is forgetting the words and slurring them, it's horrendous but highly entertaining.

Side note -- Charlotte Church actually looks really cute in that picture.

Charlotte Church, also, does a duet with Fergie -- of Dolly Parton's song "9 to 5".. and it's awesome! (on youtube)

and-- Charlotte does a duet with Natalie Furtado -- to "Crazy" by Gnarls Barkley.

I love that show -- too bad we don't get it here in the united states, but i watch the videos on youtube... Charlotte has an incredible voice.

boomsy's picture

I can't stop watching it just because of Amy Winehouse; that mush mouth tone deaf singing of hers is just hilarious.

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They both slaughtered that song...I never heard Wino sound so shit, she looked like she DID NOT want to be there and was only doing it for the money. Damn, you sure lose a lot of dignity when you do these kinds of things for money.

Your face!

Charlotte looks right at Wino when she sings- "Your playing with your life".

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This is the most horrendous thing I have ever heard.

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Submitted by axopire on June 18, 2008 - 10:36pm.

Why does everyone get dickmatised by him? He just looks like Peter Andre with less of a busted face... sorry but metrosexual men are gross.
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Her husband is gorgeous. She's a lucky girl. Mmmmm...he is FINE! lol

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axopire's picture

Why does everyone get dickmatised by him? He just looks like Peter Andre with less of a busted face... sorry but metrosexual men are gross.

I'm Welsh but I'm pretty sure she's become like Miseralba, all she wants to do now is sit around giving birth to children and doing nothing. Considering she was pushed into fame early on I don't blame her for wanting a break but I just hope she doesn't end up like Shitters.

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Charlie Church has those double wide hips - just perfect for birthin them babies. She's be popping them out from now until she can't anymore.

I couldn't get thru the whole thing either...I think that I'll just stare at her mans picture for awhile and call it even

Submitted by Justina on June 18, 2008 - 10:14pm.
That husband is hot. I'd hit it.

I'm thinking that I'm going to have to 2nd that!

Gigi-A-GoGo's picture

That was like bad karaoke for Charlotte CHurch. And What was Amy singing?

boomsy's picture

Amy Winehouse is so wonderfully terrible...*sigh*

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letinstar's picture

i didn't get past wino's caterwauling, so i have no idea what charlottes sounds like...

what exactly is this talent wino has again, other than smoking crack?
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lady shark's picture

Sweet Lord! I didn't even make it half way through that mess! Sucio!

dead-actress's picture

Damn! Church looked just about ready to push Wino off stage. Wino looked & sounded all kinds of high.

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boomsy's picture

Wow; audio evidence that a cat in heat IS a scary thing...

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Justina's picture

That husband is hot. I'd hit it.

Devore's picture

ha ha "d". his tan is ......very....... prominent!

patty cake's picture

how is wino not dead?

xoxox

The war isn't working.

To those who don't know, her man is this rugby player from Wales (where she's from). He gets made fun of in the news a lot in the UK because of his fake tan. To me, he looks more like he's from Southeastern Asia than from cloudy-ass Wales.

Cholita83's picture

I miss Charlotte. She was such a freaking hot mess for a while there and I always wondered when she would be back in the news!

Team Valtrex's picture

Wow, Amy is just so talented!
She can turn Crack into vitiligo.

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Mr. President's picture

Have to give a shout-out to the guitarist in that video. Awesome work.

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Submitted by jussayin on June 18, 2008 - 9:04pm.
I wanted to beat it after I heard them massacre that song!

With MJ ***leg kick*** and ***moonwalk***

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Am's picture

WTF was that? I'd expect that interpretation only at a Miss America pagent.

to mrs. kravitz...

hehe... thanks. :) it's funny here.

jussayin's picture

I wanted to beat it after I heard them massacre that song!

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hot damn, ho, here we go again.

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Since this has turned into a Wino post, and by default, Duffy (meh)...

Adele knocks 'em all dead.

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 19, 2008 - 1:21am.
I have seen her on the DL before but not anywhere else.
Who the fuck is she?
And that dude is not right. He has perv-o prison eyes.
Yes, i am too lazy to google.

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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 18, 2008 - 11:58pm.

For those who are intrested (if not skip this) info on who they are:

She shot to fame age 12, after doing a quick song on TV (her aunt was the one that was being interview but Char stole the limelight) she's been annoying us Brits ever since.

He is a welsh rugby star *yawns*

Char doing what she's good at
singing Ava Maria (aged around 12/14)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8g6Tqqc6DQ

~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~