Thursday, June 19th 2008

Cynthia, Rojo Caliente Loves You Just The Way You Are

File this under: See it to believe it! Page Six claims Rojo Caliente's true love, Cynthia Nixon, went and got her titties done! A source said that soon after "Hags In The Shitty" came out, Cynthia and her co-star Kristin Davis checked into Roosevelt Hospital for a little work.

The source said, "Cynthia had a breast augmentation and soon after, Kristin had the varicose veins on her legs removed. They both made sure they did it on the quietest day of the week."

Yeah, who cares about Kristin! That ho could get a sex-change and I still wouldn't give a llama's nutsack.

Cynthia's spokeswhore denied she had any work done. And the woman did have breast cancer! Maybe her being in the hospital had something to do with that.

Besides, she doesn't need new chichis. Rojo loves motorboating her cherry tomatoes.

And this next dedication, goes out to Cynthia from a fire mountain of a woman who loves you "just the way you are."





yucko's picture

Ugh, actually... they almost look like sisters--there's the older semi-attractive one, and her younger, stumpy, not-so-attractive sister. Seriously, what stops a lesbian from being just a LITTLE bit vain?

Its Joan Crawford Bitch21's picture

I just get all warm and fuzzy inside when I see Rojo. Something about her just makes me smile. Are you with me people?

LoLo's picture

_Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on June 19, 2008 - 1:49pm.

fux im having a sugar crash and that just made me a little sad.

Imnot going to think of that song the same way no more!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!

dick's picture

perfection

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Billy Joel wrote "Just the Way You Are" about his first wife and left her for Christie Brinkley. Like who could compete with that?

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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do

dv8trix's picture

HAHAHA! Cherry tomatoes! *thud*

I just can't get over the attraction between these two - the girlfriend looks like a butterball and Cynthia is attractive, classy and thin! Rojo looks like she has a permanent sunburn on her face. They must mentally stimulate one another, can't think of any other reason aside from low self esteem that she could possibly be physically attracted to Rojo.

She is a classy lady. Her photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y R o m a n c e . c o m*****last week. Is she single now? Just curious.

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Mel-Tang's picture

Happy B-DAY, MK!!!! :)

Look at the way Rojo is staring at Cynthia.
She is totally in love. Aw.

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Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.

Poison Candy Apple's picture

Rojo has enough for both of them. Maybe she donated some of her tetas?

L♥VE,
PCA

"It's Rojo Calieñte Times!"

Kizzy's picture

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 19, 2008 - 10:20am.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 19, 2008 - 10:19am
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Thank you, LCT, awww, way cool of MK♥♥♥!!! Thanks, I'll definitely try again. Just y'know to quote Mick Jagger: "to get my fair share of abuse," LOL j/k I really just want to see what that's like, never been much of a forum attendee. xoxo

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 19, 2008 - 9:31am.
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Thanks and Morning, Lady! Any word from the Dr's. yet?

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MK! I'm here to make all your birthday wishes come true! ~Love, Andy.

KD's picture

Staceyfung- LOL you are KILLING me!

oklahoma's picture

LCT.. OMG, well WTF, that one time she was like.. Just hurry up and get it over w/.!! Could you imagine saying that to your guy?? Gasp!!!!!

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

DebFrmHell's picture

Nits, now that is a great avie!!!

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Devore's picture

this is some made up shit. charlotte had her veins removed years ago. nixon is not the type to have her boobs pumped up with silly putty.

Stacyfung's picture

what? she's by no means horsey!! guess u better check out real horsey people on _Riderlove.com_ they always have the final say!!

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Submitted by Kizzy on June 19, 2008 - 10:19am.

ROFL---- Word. Andre would have an attack of the vapors.
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Hahahahahahahaha attack of the vapors. Hahahahahahaha. Oh Lordy. The vapors.

Hey, if you want to get into the forum email MK your username you reg'd with and he'll get it all fixed up. He was super helpful about it.

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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.

Cynthia is so beautiful next to her squaty butch Rojo. I guess Cynthia gets enough man form her to be satisfied. Maybe Rojo wants more woman???

Happy Birthday Michael K! You rock my freakin D-listed world EVERY DAY!!!

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Submitted by oklahoma on June 19, 2008 - 10:16am.

LCT.. yeah, I totally thought Cynthia was the least attractive in Sex/City w/ the sex scenes.. And what she did to Horsey?? Bitch!!!
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I remember one scene where Steve was porking her from behind.. they were spooning or something, and the face on her just made me want to hurl. Ugh. Maybe that's why they're always having sex spoon-style?

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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.

Kizzy's picture

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 19, 2008 - 10:14am

ROFL---- Word. Andre would have an attack of the vapors.

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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

oklahoma's picture

LCT.. yeah, I totally thought Cynthia was the least attractive in Sex/City w/ the sex scenes.. And what she did to Horsey?? Bitch!!!

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

===She is such a cuttie. Her photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h yL o v I n g . c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now. ☆☆☆☆☆???☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆=======================================

Fucking_Classy's picture

These two always look happy. I hope Cynthia did not get a boobjob. Small titties are WAY better than two rocks stuck on your chest.

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"Aren't we just a little ray of fucking sunshine!"

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Submitted by findleynb on June 19, 2008 - 10:11am.

rojo is just too butch for me.
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I think Rojo is even too butch for Andre the Giant.

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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.

NitWitty's picture

Thanks, Okie! Hope he's drooling over it, you know he gives us womenz enough diddling material every week.
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MK! I'm here to make all your birthday wishes come true! ~Love, Andy.

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

I think Cynthia Nixon is pretty, but her sex scenes in SATC made me want to puke and totally took the cake for obscene uncomfortableness.

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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.

findleynb's picture

rojo is just too butch for me.

devilgirl's picture

Rojo needs to do a little better in the coordination dept. She looks like a homeless candy cane. The outfit just doesn't "suit" her

Larray's picture

HAPPY BIRFDAY MICHAEL K!

oklahoma's picture

NitWitty.. Bwahahahah.. that's hilarious! MK is totally running to get a square of toilet paper right now to 'clean' his mess up.. LOL..

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

NitWitty's picture

Hey, Okie! Anderson Cooper..hehehe
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MK! I'm here to make all your birthday wishes come true! ~Love, Andy.

oklahoma's picture

NitWitty.. Who is Andy

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

NitWitty's picture

Funny, the song I get in my head when I look at these two is..."They got one thing in common. They got the fire down below."
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MK! I'm here to make all your birthday wishes come true! ~Love, Andy.

tired of rumers startin's picture

your rojo caliente posts always make my day!

ROJO CALIENTE FOR HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!!!!

Justina's picture

I think they are my favourite lesbian couple du jour. Ellen and Portia are so 2 years ago.

oklahoma's picture

Creepy the way that one Ginger is looking at Cynthia.. If Cynthia ever leaves her, That will be some Selenas shit.. All killing her and stuff.. Crazy stalker eyes!! *backs away slowly*

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

oklahoma's picture

OMG, I watched SITC on Sunday.. It was pretty good. It showed peen, well a little bit. which is pretty cool b/c no movies ever show it. I just wanted to give you ladies the 'heads' up.. lol..

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

Hahahaha. Great song choice.

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