Thursday, June 19th 2008
Inside The Head Of Tommy Girl
Those are the first three words that pop into Tommy Girl's head every morning before he has his first cup of piping hot Crystal Light. It gets him through the day.
So...... Some hot bitch in London had the right idea by leaving only the COCK up in the title of Will Smith's new movie. The London Paper reports that the fun was quickly killed and all the letters were taken down. Boring. I'm sure they would sell more tickets if they kept it up.
Below is Willy trying to "canoodle" with Charlize Theron at the London premiere last night. We get it, Will. You're such a heterosexual. Actually, this is how it looks when a raging homo gets on his fruit fly after too many flirtinis.
Wireimage,Wenn
Charlize is a sexy Hot lady.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 22, 2008 - 1:47am.
Gee, I see a huge cock and Will Smith with his mouth wide open. It's like being backstage at the Apollo Theater.
TV, that brings a whole new meaning to 'rubbing the stump', you sick fuck. How dare you?
*off to giggle in hysterics*
Gee, I see a huge cock and Will Smith with his mouth wide open. It's like being backstage at the Apollo Theater.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 19, 2008 - 11:07am.
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Braggart!
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MK! I'm here to make all your birthday wishes come true! ~Love, Andy.
Submitted by First Swamp Cas... on June 19, 2008 - 10:21am.
Heeee
Cock - not your average superhero.
No, now go away before I taunt you a second time.
...actually, it really reads "Will Smith Cock. Not your average superhero."
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
He is so walking in Tommy Girl's shoes. overemphasizing everything. Scientology!
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Exercising pointless futility.
Jada will kick your ass, Will! Get it together.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
I keep seeing that Best Buy commercial for this flick, I'll definitely rent it, the whale landing on the boat, yes it makes me laugh.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 19, 2008 - 3:57pm.
Ugh. Wills 'schtick' is really annoying me lately.
Why don't you just put a bed on the carpet and call Jada, Will. I'm sure she'd be more than happy to participate.
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LOL!
Brilliant!
Both Will and Charlize both look far too good in these pictures.
I had no idea that they have a movie coming out until just now. I'll have to see what it's about; I like both of them.
Okay, that's got to be the second biggest cock I've seen all day.
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Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site """""W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m""""" last week. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
He really I mean really likes her. He is glowing, he has a stiffy. Actually would have a stiffy as well rubbing it to the lovely South-African. Even if she was really disgusted with this kind of labrador-behaviour, shown by Will.
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He looks like he tiled his bathroom really well.
Ugh. Wills 'schtick' is really annoying me lately.
Why don't you just put a bed on the carpet and call Jada, Will. I'm sure she'd be more than happy to participate.
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Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
Ha! Fruitfly. I haven't heard that one in a long time.
her body language does scream gtfo indeed lol.
i heard on the radio abotu two weeks ago that jada and will smith are separated. taht would explain those pictures if its true.
THANK YOU, vandal man! That's exactly what that shitpile is -- seen trailer snips so much I feel I've already seen that CGI fuckery twice over.
She is just so sexy and classy looking......
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That just makes me think of Will, waiting to give Tommy Girl a head job. Meanwhile, the lil short arse control freak screams..."watch yer teeth now Will and suck it hard!!!"
Her body language screams "get the fuck off of me!"
You are sick and twisted Stacyfung.Ride on outta here!
Will,
Get your CO$ pickin hands off the hot blonde lady.
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
my friends from _Riderlove.com_ just commented: with the cock,hope they could make out just like horse!haha
Hehe. Cock. I want to met the genio who took this photo. Hehe. Is anyone going to see Hancock? The previews look really good. I am going to watch it. Will Smith is amazing action hero.
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"I Wouldn't Care If You Was A Prostitute
And That You Hit Every Man That You Ever Knew
See It Wouldn't Make A Difference
If That Was Way Before Me And You Babe" - Lil Wayne
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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on June 19, 2008 - 10:23am.
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Talk about waking up from the night sweats! Damn, girl! I would've kicked Tommy Girl out of bed and had my way with Jack. (Hey, it's just the better option. :))
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
why is smith snuggling up to that boer?
I'm sure Jada is lovely but all I can say about this is thank God he's sucking on the neck of an obvious female. I don't know with Jada sometimes.
This movie looks like the stupidest thing ever made. You couldn't pay me to see it.
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I am a signwriter by trade, looks like this was taken during the install. The paper pattern is still up, and there is tape on it to hold the next letter in place. I think some smart-alecks put the word up backwards so it would read naughty.
I can't look at Charlize without picturing Sweetas's avie.
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I don't find (Beckham) sexy, but I think he's a grower, like most guys. (Dlister, 6/18/08)
The sign was probably a present from Tommy to Will on opening night.
You know when you look at Charlize, life is defintely not fair. She seems to get more stunning every year.
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MK! I'm here to make all your birthday wishes come true! ~Love, Andy.
Seriously, I awoke from the weirdest dream the other night. I was lying in a bed between Tommy Girl and Jack White from the White Stripes.
They were both naked.
I looked over at Tommy, and he had a pink nipple for a dick! No areola, just a nip. No pubies either.
Honest.
That sign is just priceless. Please tell me M.K. did not Photoshop that.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
Heeee
Cock - not your average superhero.
No, now go away before I taunt you a second time.