Baby Maddie Has Arrived!
Another Spears girl has entered the world! Hide your sons! The National Enquirer claims 17-year-old Jamie Lynn popped out a baby girl at Mississippi Southwest Regional Medical Center in McComb, Ms. She delivered via C-section at 8:30 a.m. The new baby Spears weighed in at 6 pounds, 10 ounces.
It's been rumored that Jamie Lynn and Casey want to name her Cailynn or Cassie, a combination of their names. Let's hope she names her new little bundle of joyness, Cailynn Cheeto Spears. Of course, the Cheeto is after Brit Brit.
I'm sure we'll be celebrating another Spears birth when Baby Cheeto pops one out in a few months. I'm joking! Give her a couple of years.
Congrats to Baby Cheeto, JL and Casey! A round of Purple DRANK is on me!
UPDATE: People has confirmed that JL pushed out Baby Cheeto around 9:30 this morning. They have named her Maddie Briann. Let's try out that name, shall we? "Maddie Briann! Stop sucking all the freon out of our new AC unit!" Yeah, that works.
Submitted by Phoebe on June 19, 2008 - 5:35pm.
I know of sisters named Brandy and Champagne.
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LMFAO. Sounds like their mother was wasted. Any brothers? Cosmo? Manhattan? How can people DO that to innocent kids who will get the shit kicked out of them in school or end up on the stripper pole? It's like it turns into a self-fulfilling prophesy or something!
Maddie Briann
*sigh*
-hangs head-
Maddie is a name of my friend's Austrialian Cattle Dog. Briann just looks like a fukkked up typo for Brian.
I wish paruntal units would remember that they are naming HUMANS not pets or fashion accessories.
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She didn't push the baby out if she had a C-section! Cripes, she'd give birth to her intestines!
The name is hideous. absolutely appauling.
congrads anyway though.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
One reason not to have pre-marital sex, especially when u're still a teenager:
Pregnant unmarried teens give their babies the dumbest names.
My stepsister got pregnant at 15 and gave her 2 babies dumb names
I think 'Maddie Briann' is a code word which means 'Mad Britney' or something. I don't know, just guessing.
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We all bleed the same, and we all bleed through this life the same...
Submitted by Reluctant Whore on June 19, 2008 - 8:48pm.
Hideous name. HIDEOUS.
Stop forcing children to have vile, classless fashion accessory names.
TOO many children are named Maddie. Madison. Madison is not an acceptable name for a child. It's an Avenue name and possibly the name of a horse. Not a child.
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Preach it, sister!
I too am sick as hell of all the Madisons. It's not a little girl's name! It's a boring town in Wisconsin. Idiots.
And don't get me started on the idiots who name their kids something stupid just because everyone else is naming their kids that.
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"They're just different types of shit, Charlie is the smooth easy type, Denise is the kind that breaks off halfway through and no matter how much you wipe, you just can't get her off your ass." - Team Valtrex
Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on June 20, 2008 - 1:20am.
ACCESS HOLLYWOOD reporting on tonight's show... that Britney stopped at POPEYE'S fried chicken before she went to the hospital to see her sister.
Sounds like she has her priorities.
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That can't be true. Britney doesn't have enough taste to appreciate Popeye's delicious chicken.
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"They're just different types of shit, Charlie is the smooth easy type, Denise is the kind that breaks off halfway through and no matter how much you wipe, you just can't get her off your ass." - Team Valtrex
Maddie? Brianna? Sounds like she was trying for a famous sounding name but sounds weird. I would have just gone for one name, not two.
Your face!
MADDIE
My
Actual
Daddy
Dan
Is
Executive....
Hmmmmmm!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOv-2HzNPaA
Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
Madeline...? YES. Maddie? Aw, hell naw.
Maddie is a nick name, not a name.
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ACCESS HOLLYWOOD reporting on tonight's show... that Britney stopped at POPEYE'S fried chicken before she went to the hospital to see her sister.
Sounds like she has her priorities.
May as well change the kid's name to her future stripper name now: Casey-Lynn.
Maddie's not bad - it could have been so much worse.
I was expecting Cajamesy or Jacasemy.
I know of sisters named Brandy and Champagne.
@Datura- No , actually it is located by an iron mine and the water there is really funky. Hey living in the country isn't as wholesome and quaint as it appears on tv. It's more Deliverance than Mayberry RFD.
Submitted by devilgirl on June 19, 2008 - 12:06pm.
In a neighboring town to the one where I live, there is a family, the fathers name is Chigger, the one son is Nat and the other is Boy. Their little sister is named K-She, after a radio station in St.Louis. Honest to gods truth!
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Holy shit. I... wow. Is that town in the valley of a nuclear power plant, by chance?
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I'm not a big fan of "Maddie Briann" either. I hate it when parents saddle their girls with cutesie-poo names like that.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
Thank you Jamie Lynn, you dumb little whore! You are a great example for the youth of America.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,369103,00.html
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Having no morals means you have more fun.
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You just know that Grandma Spears is on the phone right now trying to shop around photos and an interview.
I say we start a campaign here and now to boycott any publication that buys into this mess. I work with kids and many are teen parents - let's be honest, it's not glamourous. The last thing the world needs is for the Spears' media circus to make impressionable kids think having a baby is comparable to buying that cute outfit they saw last week at the mall. Kids need to realize that having a child is a life-altering decision that is best left to those with the wisdom and experience to cope with the consequences of their choice.
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" . . . this is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)
Casey needs to be on seancody.com or maybe on brokestraightguys.com already, he's one hot piece.
Michael K - You share a birthday with Maddie Briann. How do you feel about that?
Use a condom next time.
Submitted by M.E. on June 19, 2008 - 1:35pm.
"When you goes to sleep, jes thank of all them cute lil beebees in da sky! Then yous waking up and thars yo own beebee!!!"
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
I just noticed that Maddie's initials are MBA. Maybe Jamie Lynn has higher hopes for her daughter than her own GED. And I found out her brother's name is spelled Bryan, not Brian, so I don't get the Briann in honor of him. Not liking the name one bit, but what do you expect from a Spears? Why didn't she just throw the pieces from a game of Scabble into the air and name her something from all the letters that landed face up? It would make as much sense. Poor baby Maddie...she's Disney's/Nickelodeon's next exploited childstar in the making.
Hideous name. HIDEOUS.
Stop forcing children to have vile, classless fashion accessory names.
TOO many children are named Maddie. Madison. Madison is not an acceptable name for a child. It's an Avenue name and possibly the name of a horse. Not a child.
They should be back at school lapping up their final years of entitlement before they both get fat and unemployable.
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Submitted by M.E. on June 19, 2008 - 7:35pm.
Let's give JL some credit here. Unfitney might have given JL tips (if she was indeed talking to Jl & not to a trash can), but JL was too busy filing her nails, talking on her cell to the real daddy & chewing gum to pay attention to what Unfitney was saying. (which is probably a good thing!!) ;0)
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
Anyone wanna bet that Lynn is hovering over the crib, rubbing her hands and cackling, "Maybe we can get her walking in six months instead of a year! Then we can teach her how to waggle her bottom at the camera... and when she's old enough to say big words like 'sexy,' we'll get a great deal on a new Disney TV show! She'll be a moneymaking star for Granny Lynne!"
Ok, wait a minute here. TMZ is reporting that JL was nervous about going into labor and that Britney was a great help with advice and tips to calm her down?
Advice and tips? Bitch had 2 planned c-sections, she didn't have any fucking labor!
UGH! I HATE THESE TWATS!
You can bet money that Granny Spears came to the hospital with a pair of tiny lucite heels and a pair of Mickey Mouse ears for the little money maker..er..precious grand-child.
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
How long before Casey gets his payoff and heads for the hills?
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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AWE HELL NO!!!!!!!!!
This backwoods bastard child can't share a barfday with our MK!
PUT IT BACK IN!!!!!!
cycloneb :)
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 19, 2008 - 12:24pm.
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LMFAO!!! And that'll also be her nickname in high school - she's gotta keep mama's tradition going.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
In a neighboring town to the one where I live, there is a family, the fathers name is Chigger, the one son is Nat and the other is Boy. Their little sister is named K-She, after a radio station in St.Louis. Honest to gods truth!
Submitted by Green Is Good on June 19, 2008 - 1:53pm.
Maybe next time both these idiots will use birth control.
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Heck no. JLS has to catch up with Charlotte Church now. She'll be pregnant in two months again.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
One more piece of white trash to pick up.....
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Well, Jamie Lynn did end up naming the little girl after a family member...her brother (the Briann part!) People mag is claiming she was induced and pushed her out, not a c-section delivery.
went to college in the south and knew these twin brothers-Ronnie and Ronald, I kid you not.
To them, it made perfect sense. I remember asking Ronald what his nickname was-his reply?
"Ronald."
Maybe next time both these idiots will use birth control.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
myspace.com/draya23
Wait a sec... does that mean that Bastard-Baby-Spears and Michael K share a birthday?!!!
BTW, most news outlets are now saying that it WAS a vaginal birth, not a c-section...
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Maddie Briann? What nice redneck name! Maybe Aunt Britney can take her to the Wal-Mart and get her some real klassy clothes!
Submitted by Parker on June 19, 2008 - 12:00pm.
Submitted by jackie on June 19, 2008 - 11:44am.
i have a question about planned c-sections. i wanted one for many different reasons but was not allowed. do u have to have really good insurance or be rich to get one if its not medically needed?
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In response to that question, I'm a labor and delivery nurse, and in general most doctors do not schedule them. It is an insurance issue (it costs a hell of a lot more and the liability goes up). But also, it is important for various reasons to give birth vaginally. Mostly due to fluid build up (normally gets squished out). That being said, most babies born due to C-Section are fine but there is that risk. There's risk both ways.
I don't know why there's a trend of all these celebs having c-sections. Its certainly NOT an easier recovery. Yes, you don't have to go through the pain of labor, but it means weeks of recovery.
I should also add that some doctors do like to schedule them (because it ends up saving them a lot of time if they think that the labor could go long). Jamie Lynn, being young and petite could have potentially had a very long labor.
zomay
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Just to clarify my statement I made >>> "Like, I get angry about fucking whingers and pussie arse pansies who sit on their fat arses and do nothing but complain!"
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Well.....That would explain why I can't fucking stand the Shitney Bitch! agggghhhhhhhhhhhh
and 99.99% of those celebrity suck holes!!!
Somebody probably already said this, but rednecks really need to stop assigning their children nicknames. Funny chapter on names in Freakonomics (and some of the commonalities/patterns in names with low income/low education families). They tend to also misspell common names like "Britney" instead of "Brittany". Good times.
zomay
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I see you know your shit girl! I am impressed!
I was gonna say the "christ number" but...I thought around here, I may get fucking "stoned to death/crucified" for doing so! ":)
However, with me Matey, there is no "torn" feelings or conflict...I would die for anyone of my family/friends. Give them the shirt off my back any day of the week. I only get pissed off when people refuse to try and do all that they possibly can to "help" themselves...if ya know what I mean like. Like, I get angry about fucking whingers and pussie arse pansies who sit on their fat arses and do nothing but complain! ":)
Yes indeed! I need & have a good income. Thankyou God. My sister's are amazed at what I give away to charities...especially, to the ANIMALS!!! aggghhhhhhhh I luv me every lil critter on the planet! <> More so, than I do humans at times. agggh well...watcha gonna do hey. ":)
Shit!!!
OK sluts. OT >>>
JL better lock her daughter up because the Unfitney is in Town yall!!!
Is it short for Madeline or Madison??????????
Submitted by Zambonie on June 19, 2008 - 1:02pm.
We as a civilization seriously need to block the disney channel and stop them from choosing our celebrities for us
The disney celebrity puppy mill is seriously flawed
And it makes us look bad
JUST SAY NO TO YR KIDS. BLOCK IT OUT OF YR TV, DO NOT BUY THEIR PRODUCTS AND DO NOT ALLOW YR KIDS TO GUILT TRIP U.
ASK YR KIDS "WHAT PART OF NO DO U NOT UNDERSTAND?"
cycloneb thats a great number. You must be torn between giving all that you have for others (maybe even the shirt off your back) and at the same time getting angry or annoyed at those you love. I might not be describing that correctly. But John Lennon had that number too and some people call it "christ" energy. I hope you have a job that lets you help others. Because you would benefit greatly from it.
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You know
I can imagine Billy Ray Cyrus doing a line of coke off his daughters ass
Coke she paid for
Looking over her shoulder at her BF sitting next to her dad and saying:
*I told you my dad was cool*
zomay
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Yes you did friend! But I was waiting to see what last name the baby gets
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Cool!
I am not a "numero freak" but...I have been fascinated over the years. I have had a number of "readings" etc...always found it interesting to say the least, especially when I was first told my ruling number 33 is a "master/power number" and all that it signifies. ":)
We as a civilization seriously need to block the disney channel and stop them from choosing our celebrities for us
The disney celebrity puppy mill is seriously flawed
And it makes us look bad
babies having babies...make it stopppp!