Thursday, June 19th 2008
Kind Of
It sounds like Kimora Lee Simmons and her hot man piece, Dijmon Honsou, need to have a little talk over stuffed crepes at IHOP. Seriously, all serious conversations should be done over stuffed crepes.
Anyway, People asked Kimo if she was engaged to her man. She said, "kind of." When asked if he gave her an engagement ring, she replied, "Well, kind of, not quite." Kind of?! Bitch, please! I'm "kind of" engaged to Prince Hot Ginge, but he doesn't know it yet. He "kind of" gave me an engagement cock ring too.
It sounds to me like Dijmon "kind of" doesn't want to be married to her ass and "kind of" bought that shit for herself! Kind of. Isn't "kind" an odd word? Kind. Yeah, it's weird.
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Kimora betta watch her back... new stylist on the scene Kira Plastinina's about to take her spot! haha .. check it!!!
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she has a pig face
xoxox
The war isn't working.
i think she is going to kiss her but hoe can she?
Celebrities and Animals Don't Mix
I like them together. I think they are a hot separetaly, but together, it's even hotter. Black love rocks.
Submitted by LookUpYourEx on June 19, 2008 - 6:42pm.
blow you? no thanks.
thanks for your contribution, but if i had wanted to hear from somebody with your IQ, i'd be at the grocery store talking to the vegetables.
A woman with BIG STAMPS still has fewer options romantically speaking than a man.Enjoy your money & your children Kimora.Hot men...hell even not so hot men...will think twice before locking down with a single mom.Especially one so dramatic as y'all.
Submitted by Bossy on June 19, 2008 - 4:40pm.
Since LOVECARROTTOP happens to BE a woman, I daresay I doubt she's misogynistic. Good try though, thanks for playing!!
p.s. Sense of humor--sarcasm--lost upon you obviously.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
yeah she needs to get kinda pregnant to keep her man
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Submitted by Mix Well on June 19, 2008 - 6:41pm.
blow me, asshole.
bossy,
do you practice being vile, or were you born twatty?
kimora is a whore and a gold digger.
who started phat fashion? big daddy russell.
Kimora Lee Simmons is the most obnoxious seleb ever. Prostitute tranny infested sperm - is the best way to describe that filthy pile of personality what she is.
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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 19, 2008 - 9:02am.
Who the fuck says they're 'kind of' engaged? You're either gold digging or you're not. Simple as that.
hahaha you have to be F'ing kidding me. A CEO is gold-digging with an actor?? ahahahaha Either your comment was incredibly misguided or you're just misogynistic.
~*Head Bitch*~
Kizzy, I agree with you when you say that Kimora gets props for what she's built. I too have to give her some credit for that. She could have just bled him dry like Ed McMahon's whore, uhm, wife, but she at least did something. I got my daughter some Baby Phat beach coverups that are just adorable. Some of her stuff is cute (shudder!).
That said, I do hate her with Dijmon!
I noticed she is starting to plump up...
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Kinda boring
@Kizzy- oh, no bad memories. That creature is a total seperate issue. I am well versed on my own accord. Purple haze makes me very envious! Bring on the Felix!
KD on June 19, 2008 - 1:08pm.
Man, MK needs to take a break! It's his birthday and he's been posting like a madman for the past few hours.
- I emailed him Birthday wishes yesterday to beat the rush, I asked if he was going to take today off, he said no, most likely tomorrow he will be sparse he wrote.
I also suggested he do a Phoebe marathon of posting for his Big Day.
On T; I'm kind of a virgin. That makes sense, right?
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Man, MK needs to take a break! It's his birthday and he's been posting like a madman for the past few hours.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 19, 2008 - 12:48pm.
Submitted by oklahoma on June 19, 2008 - 12:39pm
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Re: Waterproof---You can take the cover off, and put those in the top rack of the dishwasher.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by devilgirl on June 19, 2008 - 12:56pm.
@Kizzy- no problemo. I am well versed in that area, unfortunately so!
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I know you are, dolly, and I didn't want to bother you, or bring up bad memories. I'm sorry.
I should've thought about that before I stuck my keyboard in my mouth.(((hugs)))♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by letinstar on June 19, 2008 - 12:52pm.
Look, I'm going to be honest, I think Kimora is great the way she has made an empire for herself separate from Russell Simmons. Yeah, it was his money that started it, but she really did well for herself. That said, that is one K-RAY-ZY Amazon bitch that can stomp you into a grease spot with one Manolo Blahnik. He might be a little scared.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
@Kizzy- no problemo. I am well versed in that area, unfortunately so!
Submitted by oklahoma on June 19, 2008 - 12:52pm
I so can't wait, these next 2 hours are going to d--r---a---g for damn sure, LMAO!! Party down!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by devilgirl on June 19, 2008 - 12:50pm.
Kizzy- Not my business
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Piffle, it's not your business, I'm glad you told me that. Part of the reason I put it out there was for ample sources. So thank you!!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Kizzy. Fuck yeah, party time!! I take off Fridays a lot too.. but I have a car payment next week, So I'll be working a lot to pay it.. Yuck! Enjoy your days off.. And smoke it up!!!!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
how can djimon stand to look at that neck let alone, put an engagement ring on it...
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sexy motherfucker...
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 19, 2008 - 12:50pm
Indeed, ITA. Honestly, that's the only time it should be applied: when it precedes the word bud.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by oklahoma on June 19, 2008 - 12:47pm.
Kizzy. I know when I do blow & Vic its awesome, or I mix Xan and Vic
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Well, thanks doll, that means cool breezes comin' my way, I'll just toke it up, and pop a couple of darvocet, and see how that works for me. I don't have any appts. today, neener, neener, neener, LMAO I get to leave at 3p, and since I always have Fri off, 4 day weekend, HERE I COME!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Kind? "Kind" is a lovely word...especially when it's followed by the word "bud."
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Kizzy- Not my business, but I thought I would say that it won't interfere necessarily with the buzz, the most it might do is cause nausea.
Submitted by oklahoma on June 19, 2008 - 12:39pm.
LCT.. I fucking Cringe everytime I go to pee, and I notice blood. Fucking devil in my panties! i'm so miserable right now. I'll prob ask to leave once my boss gets back! I'm getting a migraine, too! The only thing that will make me happy is if I get my stimulus ck today & I can spend it. *daydreams*
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Hahaha devil in my panties. It's such a pain in the ass. Me and my pill are friends now so I only get it everyone two or three months, which is awesome, but ups the pregnancy paranoia.
*Sending stimulus ck*
Buy waterproof dildos!
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 19, 2008 - 12:41pm.
You are not alone, I totally hate that sound, and the big ones make me want to hurl, for reals.
OnT: Kimora's kind of delusional.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Kizzy. I know when I do blow & Vic its awesome, or I mix Xan and Vic.. WOW.. But I just don't do the X or acid anymore. b/c of my headaches I get. Can't risk it.
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by Clarisse on June 19, 2008 - 12:38pm.
LOVE CARROTTOP,
Who was it that soothed the PMS beast with a chocolate frosting and crunchy peanut butter sammie!?!?!?
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That's the first I've heard of that but fuck. Off I go to buy peanut butter and chocolate frosting.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by oklahoma on June 19, 2008 - 12:41pm
LMAO No way did you let me down, doll!! I was just hoping you might remember. I think my herbal buzz interferes with my darvo/oxy/vic buzz, and was wondering if it was just me. Kinda like some herbal imbibers lose their buzz when they go swimming? I'm one of those, so it could very well be just me. No worries, doll.♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Kizzy.. I haven't tripped in forever. And i didn't mix them when I did. So i really don't know. Damn i suck!! I feel as if I have let you down.. Please do me a favor and kick me repeatedly!! *lays down*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
LCT, put it on before you hit the road. I am an idiot about bugs on my car. I cannot take it. Guy at AutoZone taught me that trick.
Seriously, I can hear them hit the windsheild even with music on...lol.
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Tattoo free since 1952!
Submitted by Clarisse on June 19, 2008 - 12:38pm.
The goddess genius Bradiful Bitch....bless her golden soul. Even Minerva and Athena said, "Damn, that was a totally brillz idea."
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
LCT.. I fucking Cringe everytime I go to pee, and I notice blood. Fucking devil in my panties! i'm so miserable right now. I'll prob ask to leave once my boss gets back! I'm getting a migraine, too! The only thing that will make me happy is if I get my stimulus ck today & I can spend it. *daydreams*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by oklahoma on June 19, 2008 - 12:34pm.
Hey, this is totally off-topic, but if there's one person who would know, it's my girl Okie...
When you take pills like vicodin, darvocet, etc, does it fuck up your "purple haze" buzz?
OnT: that greg what'shisface would say "He's just not that into her", LMAO
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
LOVE CARROTTOP,
Who was it that soothed the PMS beast with a chocolate frosting and crunchy peanut butter sammie!?!?!?
Mmmmmmmmmm....
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
Submitted by oklahoma on June 19, 2008 - 12:34pm.
LCT.. OMG, I"m done w/ PMS. its here!! I've ate a chocolate chip muffin, a mini twix bar.. had to have a small coffee to soothe my cramps.. 2 1/2 vicodins.. fuck me.. I hurt. *sends over care basket w/ hammer & rubber gloves* so you can kind of not get caught breaking snack machine.
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Awww thanks babe. I'm eating cinnamon chocolate right now and almost went for a choc. chip muffin this morning too. Fuck periods. Seriously. Kids better be worth this shit or I am going to be PEE-OH'D.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 19, 2008 - 12:29pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 19, 2008 - 12:28pm
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He'll be damned lucky to escape with the clothes on his back. I can totally see that bitch going AngelaBassett in "Waiting To Exhale".
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
If Kimora would ever shut her pie hole maybe she would know whether or not her annoying ass is engaged.
Gwad, she is SO GWADDAMN ANNOYING!!!!
Self absorbed twat. I can not stand her.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
LCT.. OMG, I"m done w/ PMS. its here!! I've ate a chocolate chip muffin, a mini twix bar.. had to have a small coffee to soothe my cramps.. 2 1/2 vicodins.. fuck me.. I hurt. *sends over care basket w/ hammer & rubber gloves* so you can kind of not get caught breaking snack machine.
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 19, 2008 - 12:29pm.
Pam is great on your front bumper when you are on road trips. Grime and bugs just come right off.
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Do you spray it on before or after?
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
I kind of want to go break open the vending machine and kind of eat all of the chocolate that's in there and kind of wash it down with 14 gallons of Pepsi because I'm kind of PMSy and bloated and kind of having one hell of a grumpy fat day.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Yeah, and I'm kinda engaged, too. Bitch, please!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Pam is great on your front bumper when you are on road trips. Grime and bugs just come right off.
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Tattoo free since 1952!
Submitted by Kizzy on June 19, 2008 - 12:28pm.
LMFAO---HAHAHAHAHA!! So very, very true!!!
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When Skeletor and Gargantua break up, do you think he'll still have to pay her even though he probably makes less than the nannies?
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.