Thursday, June 19th 2008
Kind Of
It sounds like Kimora Lee Simmons and her hot man piece, Dijmon Honsou, need to have a little talk over stuffed crepes at IHOP. Seriously, all serious conversations should be done over stuffed crepes.
Anyway, People asked Kimo if she was engaged to her man. She said, "kind of." When asked if he gave her an engagement ring, she replied, "Well, kind of, not quite." Kind of?! Bitch, please! I'm "kind of" engaged to Prince Hot Ginge, but he doesn't know it yet. He "kind of" gave me an engagement cock ring too.
It sounds to me like Dijmon "kind of" doesn't want to be married to her ass and "kind of" bought that shit for herself! Kind of. Isn't "kind" an odd word? Kind. Yeah, it's weird.
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Is her divorce final from RS?
I'm "kind of" evil
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 19, 2008 - 12:22pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 19, 2008 - 12:20pm.
That he'll 'kind of' have to give her child support for, no matter how rich she is.
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Oh no no, there's no 'kind of' in child support payment statements. It's always, "he WILL give me child support, even if it's only kind of his".
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LMFAO---HAHAHAHAHA!! So very, very true!!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
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DebFrmHell,
EEEK! Sorry 'bout that!
That's what i get for trying to stuff my gullet, snark, and buy from the Germans at the same time!!
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
I've yet to get an explanation of that hotdog she carries under her neck 24/7.
She's "kind of" hard to look at. There's no safe place to rest your eyes.
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Speaking of Pam, why does the cooking spray smell like hairspray?
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 19, 2008 - 12:20pm.
That he'll 'kind of' have to give her child support for, no matter how rich she is.
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Oh no no, there's no 'kind of' in child support payment statements. It's always, "he WILL give me child support, even if it's only kind of his".
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
PamFrmHell?
CLarisse you scarred me for life with PAM...lol. I thought I had goed and caught me a troll for a minute.
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Submitted by Kizzy on June 19, 2008 - 12:10pm.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 19, 2008 - 12:07pm.
Well, I once got kinda fucked so anything is possible
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BWWAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA!! roflmmfao!!
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Love it. You should use it as a signature.
Dijmon, please step away from the nasty ass abyss pit of despair that is Kimora. Just tell her you kind of need to do it.
No, now go away before I taunt you a second time.
Submitted by Cindyloo on June 19, 2008 - 9:20am.
For most women, we usually carry our weight on our butt. It looks like with her, it's in her face.
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Not me...when I gain weight, it is in my tummy and face......
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 19, 2008 - 12:14pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 19, 2008 - 12:08pm.
She must've said she was 'kind of' pregnant.
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With a baby that was 'kind of' his.
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That he'll 'kind of' have to give her child support for, no matter how rich she is.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
For most women, we usually carry our weight on our butt. It looks like with her, it's in her face.
Not a fan of the Kimora.
Kind of is an odd reply.
Yes/No even a moment of silence is better than saying kind of.
Maybe she needs to tone it down. The over the type lifestyle might not be his thing. After all he came from nothing and at one point he was homeless. Unlike Kimora he may be humble and laid back.
I do disagree with she bought her own ring. He probably bought the ring to shut her up!!!
PamFrmHell,
*wiping half chewed hot pocket from screen*
GAWD, that was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
I think Kimora's tranny ass is just overly excited about gay marriage finally being legalized in CA. Because she's only "kind of" female.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
I am thinking he kinda hates her.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 19, 2008 - 12:08pm.
She must've said she was 'kind of' pregnant.
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With a baby that was 'kind of' his.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
*gladiator moment*
We'll be engaged, but, not yet.
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
Why is he with her? Imagine if he gets nominated for an oscar again, he'll have to take HER!
LCT *snickers* Oh wait.. Now I see
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Maybe they were asked that at precisely the moment he was asking her for marriage putting them smack dab in the middle before she was engaged so then she would be..."kind of, not quite" engaged. Or not, and she's just being weird. Dunno.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 19, 2008 - 12:07pm.
Well, I once got kinda fucked so anything is possible
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BWWAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA!! roflmmfao!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by The C word on June 19, 2008 - 12:03pm.
You’re 'kind of' engaged, like you 'kind of' have some serious neck rolls?
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Don't forget the cheek implants that stick out further than her nose.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 19, 2008 - 12:02pm.
Who the fuck says they're 'kind of' engaged? You're either gold digging or you're not. Simple as that.
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She must've said she was 'kind of' pregnant.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
@ DebFrmHell
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!
K - her head is Fucking Huge...she's like a giant monster!!! Look out Dijmon...her giant head is gonna knock you out!!
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Well, I once got kinda fucked so anything is possible...
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Submitted by SubMonkey on June 19, 2008 - 12:04pm.
Why you think he's only fessin' up to 'kinda engaged'? LMAO
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by devilgirl on June 19, 2008 - 12:03pm.
I thought Ray Charles died?
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You forgot the 'badumching'!! ROFL oh, that was a goodie!!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
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i hate what she stands for
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she represents everything that is wrong with the world
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Wow her head is huge next to his!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
You’re 'kind of' engaged, like you 'kind of' have some serious neck rolls?
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
I thought Ray Charles died?
Submitted by oklahoma on June 19, 2008 - 12:02pm.
I don't see anyone else in that picture.. Who are you guys talking about.. I just see Kimora. : /
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HAHAHAHAHA OMFG. Hahahahhahaahah. You're terrible. I loves it.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Who the fuck says they're 'kind of' engaged? You're either gold digging or you're not. Simple as that.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
I don't see anyone else in that picture.. Who are you guys talking about.. I just see Kimora. : /
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
I'm surprised he is with her. He seemed to have more class than that.
Everytime I see his name I think of the cartoon Digimon. lol
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Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
The only thing Kimora Lee Simmons is good for is designing handbags for Baby Phat! Which I own one of each, in every color.
Um, Kimora...he's just not that into you.
He can kinda marry her cock-tucking ass in California now.
Grab the duct tape!
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Cute couple. It seems thay are happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site """""W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m""""" last week. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
what the FUCK is he DOING with that obnoxious Tranny?
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“Fuck Soulja Boy! Eat a dick! This ni–a single handedly killed Hip Hop. That shit is such garbage man.”
- Ice T on the sad state of rap music