JLo Thinks She's A Shit Mom
Woe is JLo. All she wants in the world is to be a good mother to her Dragon Tales Twins. Well, that and she really wants a castle made out of diamonds, bronzer and animal fur. Anyway, a source told Closer Magazine (via Showbiz Spy) that JLo thinks nothing she does is good enough for her twinsies.
The source said, "Jennifer wants to be the perfect mother, but she crumbles if any normal little thing goes wrong. If the twins cry, she thinks it's because she's a bad mom, and bursts into tears herself. Marc had to sit her down and make her understand that she's a good mom and it's normal for babies to cry."
In JLo's defense, the DT Twins are probably only bursting into tears when Skeletor is around because they think he's going to devour their souls.
And PLEASE! Who the hell is this source?! They really want us to believe that JLo cries and also that she spends time with the DT Twins? The pr bitch she hired to make her look like mother of the year (No offense, White Oprah) is working overtime. From the picture above to the story about how she fired her nannies to this story! That pr bitch deserves a gold star.
The "source" goes on to say, "Marc is concerned that she's not eating properly or sleeping because she's obsessed with looking after the twins. If she leaves them with her own mother for a couple of hours to have some time off, she beats herself up about it and feels guilty. Marc has forced Jen to take some time off and have a massage to unwind, but she even struggled to relax during that. He wants her to stop worrying abut the kind of mother she's being and just enjoy it."
The laughs never end! I can't wait to hear the story about how JLo changes diapers. I mean, she doesn't even change Skeletor's diaper! Why would she change the diapers of her own baby?!
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wow what a nice dad carrying her kido i like that moment who is for his kids
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She was on Thursday night in Belgiumn at her husband's concert and even came out for a nanosecond to wave hello to the audience.
I hate to give that fake hizzzy any credit, but I kind of believe that J. Lo is a good mother.
Submitted by imthatchickulike on June 20, 2008 - 12:24pm.
all you hollywood stalkers really have no idea what kinda sunglasses jhos wearing? pls someone's gotta know!
Yes, they're tacky sunglasses.
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all you hollywood stalkers really have no idea what kinda sunglasses jhos wearing? pls someone's gotta know! thankss
This is all a PR attempt to make her look semi-human to the rest of us - like she has a concerned, caring side (which she doesn't, oc)
Oh, J-Lo. Of COURSE babies cry when you attempt to Beadazzle them or forget them in the laundry basket!
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Dustbunny ~ that blind item actually sounds like Tommy Girl and Katie Bot.
Or, Gayvolta and Preston?
Anyone else want to guess?
YEAH postpartum depression. she's probably depressed because she's full of stretch marks and can't do a thing about them. Not even a tummy tuck will get rid of all those marks.
far be it for me to defend J-Lo, but if this "source" is to be believed, it sounds as if she might be suffering from a lil post-partum depression....
just a thought
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and all of this could have been avoided if j-whore retired while she was still hot and invested her money. but j-whore as we know is greedy, materiealistic, and full of herself so now she has to pay the piper. too bad. but i don't feel sorry for her. not in the least.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
hey JLo, you're absolutely right...you do suck. Your kids already know this.
until you do right by the animals, you'll always suck.
Just came across this blind item:
#1 - Apparently if I wish and wish and wish, then sometimes they do come true. This is an A list couple with an A list lifestyle. If I give you their description it would give it a way. Does A+ name recognition help? Anyway they haven't been doing much lately. Oh, they make noise and it appears as if they are doing something, but in reality. Nothing. No money is coming in but lots and lots is flooding out. It has got so bad that the couple only have one employee. One. I take that back. They do have a gardener at one of their houses, but not for long. They are trying to sell that property and just about everything else they own. I don't know if anyone has said it out loud, but the bankruptcy word has been whispered. She wants to call some famous friends for a loan but his pride won't let her do it.
So what do you think? JHO?
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applehead:
she probably did that concert for the publicity. how much money do you want to bet she called a heap of camera men to shoot pictures?
and she probably spent $300 each for those blankets. stupid woman.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
THAT IS TOOOO FUNNY. Jlo with feelings. hahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahaha. She should watch the video on her very own specialized web site; Jlodown.com. That should make her tear up. It does for human beings anyway. I guess we couldn't see all her tears through all the make up she uses, huh? "rolls eyes"
I do have to give her kudos if that story is true, that she performed a song/mini concert for a school for Autistic children. Supposedley, they wrote a letter asking for an autograph and she showed up at their graduation to sing for them.
give it a few years... these kids are gonna be pissed... there's gonna be a coup of enormous proportion
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Submitted by Hekki on June 19, 2008 - 5:09pm.
Another reason I think is because Marc Anthony expects her to be a "real" woman and cook and clean and take care of his children. After all, she's still just a woman. And I am certain that he likes taking her down a peg.
Especially after she dumped his ass for Puffy in the late 90's...then picked him back up on the rebound from Ben Affleck
who wrote that? keep on it...
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She's probably an ok mom, but is just sad because one baby can't give her as much attention as she wants.
She's not giving herself enough credit. She's a shitty human being overall, not just a shitty mom.
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Anybody else notice that she's doesn't appear to be wearing her wedding ring?
I thought she was all about flashing the bling.
I know I'd feel guilty if I put my Petri-twins in wrought-iron bassinets with hideous chandeliers.
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Submitted by patty cake on June 19, 2008 - 9:37pm.
everyone knows that being a good mom involves spending billions of dollars on lots of expensive shit...and she's done that 10 times over...bitch should relax and hire some more help. Those brats are gonna hate her
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Didn't you get the memo? All newborns now require their own chandeliers.
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Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."
everyone knows that being a good mom involves spending billions of dollars on lots of expensive shit...and she's done that 10 times over...bitch should relax and hire some more help. Those brats are gonna hate her.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
I wish I had a super rich shit mom!
my mom was great!! but she wasn't rich :(
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
This insufferable woman does not know the FIRST thing about the hardships of a true working mother.
To her, "motherhood" is the name of a new ghetto.
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Oh, please! You know someone switched out the real babies with dolls so JLo wouldn't freak if they cried. Of course, she wouldn't know the difference since she's never really looked at them.
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She went through all that shit being preggers and didn't even get to see her children after the photoshoot. For shame!
Your face!
Did JLo steal hotel towels again???? :>
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Of COURSE I don't believe a WORD of this. She hasn't seen the twins since the photoshoot. ROFLMAO
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Um...J-lo?..... I just thought you should know that babies DO cry...its just the way they are and it wont hurt a damn thing.
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Submitted by Daniee on June 19, 2008 - 10:59pm.
Why are you all so mean hearted?
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Ditto here!! Thanks for setting the record straight!! :D If you foolios that dont like the smack talk and just cant take it...go on over E news or some shit. Geez....this is D-LISTED bitches!!!
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Those aren't even the babies they're carrying. J-Lo just pays extra special attention to her bronzer. The twins are actually packed away safely in the luggage.
Submitted by dustbunny on June 19, 2008 - 11:26pm.
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Submitted by Daniee on June 19, 2008 - 10:59pm.
Why are you all so mean hearted?
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Submitted by not shocked on June 20, 2008 - 12:15am.
Sounds like a case of treatable post partum being blocked by $CIAnotology advice from her dad and friends. Prolly giving her bad $CIAnotology child rearing advice like Leah Remini had for her problem child.
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That version also sounds right to me! Scilons are f*cking up lifes big time.
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Submitted by mrsjones on June 19, 2008 - 6:39pm..
Her PR agent should send out frazzled looking pictures of her with wrinkled clothes, baby wipes stuffed in her jeans, dry milk caked on her hair & drinking SlimFast.
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She's looks on the verge of losing her mind and actually being photographed the way you just described.
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Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."
I have to congratulate her on realizing her babies are homely and thus covering up their troll like faces so the rest of us don't have to suffer. Bravo.
Submitted by mrsjones on June 19, 2008 - 3:39pm.
Hekki I couldn't agree more.
The woman reeks of perfectionism--you can tell by the way she decorated the nursery.
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Hekki I couldn't agree more.
The woman reeks of perfectionism--you can tell by the way she decorated the nursery.
Being a successful mom isn't a linear thing and means letting go and making a bunch of mistakes. So she's in for a nightmare...and with SK riding her 24/7, she's xanaxing out at night. You can see in her eyes that she's been taken down a few notches.
Her PR agent should send out frazzled looking pictures of her with wrinkled clothes, baby wipes stuffed in her jeans, dry milk caked on her hair & drinking SlimFast.
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last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
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ya jHo n skeletor are crazy bad parents w/e
does aaanyone know what kinda sunglasses those are?
pleasee n thanks
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 19, 2008 - 6:15pm.
Submitted by Daniee on June 19, 2008 - 10:59pm.
Why are you all so mean hearted?
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Welcome to Dlisted! A place to bash celebs & not kiss all their asses. We're not just "mean" to JHO, we're "mean" to all celebs. Deal with it.
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Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."
Little miss: Look it up.
Sounds like a case of treatable post partum being blocked by $CIAnotology advice from her dad and friends. Prolly giving her bad $CIAnotology child rearing advice like Leah Remini had for her problem child.
Submitted by Daniee on June 19, 2008 - 10:59pm.
Why are you all so mean hearted?
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Welcome to Dlisted! A place to bash celebs & not kiss all their asses. We're not just "mean" to JHO, we're "mean" to all celebs. Deal with it.
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Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~