Thursday, June 19th 2008

JLo Thinks She's A Shit Mom

Woe is JLo. All she wants in the world is to be a good mother to her Dragon Tales Twins. Well, that and she really wants a castle made out of diamonds, bronzer and animal fur. Anyway, a source told Closer Magazine (via Showbiz Spy) that JLo thinks nothing she does is good enough for her twinsies.

The source said, "Jennifer wants to be the perfect mother, but she crumbles if any normal little thing goes wrong. If the twins cry, she thinks it's because she's a bad mom, and bursts into tears herself. Marc had to sit her down and make her understand that she's a good mom and it's normal for babies to cry."

In JLo's defense, the DT Twins are probably only bursting into tears when Skeletor is around because they think he's going to devour their souls.

And PLEASE! Who the hell is this source?! They really want us to believe that JLo cries and also that she spends time with the DT Twins? The pr bitch she hired to make her look like mother of the year (No offense, White Oprah) is working overtime. From the picture above to the story about how she fired her nannies to this story! That pr bitch deserves a gold star.

The "source" goes on to say, "Marc is concerned that she's not eating properly or sleeping because she's obsessed with looking after the twins. If she leaves them with her own mother for a couple of hours to have some time off, she beats herself up about it and feels guilty. Marc has forced Jen to take some time off and have a massage to unwind, but she even struggled to relax during that. He wants her to stop worrying abut the kind of mother she's being and just enjoy it."

The laughs never end! I can't wait to hear the story about how JLo changes diapers. I mean, she doesn't even change Skeletor's diaper! Why would she change the diapers of her own baby?!

Posted by: Michael K


skeletor has taken some nourishment (don't ask) so he can run reports from the nursery to jlo when she cries/asks whatever happened to those little babies.

Clarisse's picture

Oh that's funny! Not even LA would belive this story.

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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Welcome to The Club JLo!!!

*holds arms open*

Now let the nanny do everything, you know, like "normal".

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Leatherette's picture

She went to the nannies for those quotes. The test tube spawn will move the hired "mom" in after they cart Jwhore to the old folks home.

uh oh... didn't we hear similar stories about a certain cheeto loving mommy? it is either the same pr person or jlo has the apres bebe blues. :(

Mawy's picture

J. Lo crying because her babies are crying? Please. and I can't see her beating herself up over anyone, nevermind babies. shoot, if it aint made of fur, diamonds, or 100 dollar bills, i don't see her crying over it.
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mike's picture

They're starting to look alike.

Lory's picture

Is that meat I see on Marco Antonio? Hmmm. Perhaps Jello is breastfeeding him too...
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