A Dress Only A Memaw Could Love
Nicole Richie needs to stop stealing hot shit from my abuelita's closet. Nicole is trying sooo hard to look like a middle-aged housewife from the 70s who swings with her husband on the weekends, but she's starting to look like Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe and you know those two twats despise each other. They probably put "chunky" spells on one another.
Anyway, here's Dorthy Zbornak Roper Endora at a Cartier event last night. Fuggie Fug also wore a frock that would look better as a picnic tablecloth. Seriously, laminate that shit and put some friend chicken on it.
I also threw in some pictures of Common to add a little hotness to this post full of fug.
PROGRAMMING NOTE: I'm about to get on a flight to Vegas for a mini-vacay, so this might be my last post of the day. I'll try and post something later, but you know how I am. My body will probably drag me to the nearest bar and you should always listen to what your body says. Also, Friday, Saturday and Sunday will be light posting days for me. I'll be back to my regular schedule on Monday. That's if I don't get arrested for trying to do sexy times with Liberace's wax statute. It's possible!
I don't feel sorry for nicole. I am not suggesting anyone should.
when I saw those girls being so rude to nicole on camera it made me wonder how they usually treat people who work for them... people who need the money they earn.
most of us have to work out our problems. but sometimes something can be learned by watching another person's story.
if the diet I saw was really what she was doing. well. we have seen the result. so anyone should look at that diet and know it is not enough food.
she is looking nice in this dress and after all she is my fav.....
Celebrities and Animals Don't Mix
ROFL!!!
well i`ll try 2 miss u =D
Fergie is fuggie
dayum! fergie fug hit every FUG branch on the way down the fug tree! meth bloat, or maybe just from the fug, it's making my face hurt!
I fuckin loathe Nicole Richie. She is a vile waste of space. Who gives a fuck what she is wearing, she always looks smug and starving. This bitch wouldnt know hard times if they hit her on the fuckin head so please save the fuckin sob stories for people who warrant them. The only thing Nicole suffers from is a huge ego and a loving father who never knew the word NO.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
100% off topic
so i'm watching shrek 3 and when he's dressed up in the beginning he looks like...wait for it....JUST like La Pequena! Lips, teeth, headsize....it's all the same....
just thought i would share
and
HAPPY BIRFDAY MK
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Submitted by Uwish on June 4, 2008 - 11:40pm.
You know me already. I am actually LOVE ANGELINA. I am sure you have seen around before.
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Is she playing earth mother too? Enjoy Michael K.
Your breasts are down at your kneecaps! Wear a bra!
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Everyone rate this video a 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8kslEjge7Q
she is too tiny to wear long dresses
" I don't think anyone in Philadelphia jacks off online, if anything they do it in front of a school like a gentileman." - R. Bennington
I read the Playboy interview w/Dr Drew last night and I must say, he's a smart man! He has H'wood pegged perfectly! I suggest picking up a copy!
OnT: I dont feel sorry for nicole- I do see her as trying to clean up her act so I have to give her props for that.
Motherhood aint easy.
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I'm "kind of" evil
has fuggie had fat injected into her face to give it a younger pre-meth look? Her face looks bloated, not better...
And Nicole, I think she's cute, those long dresses are hip in Europe presently, but she is waxing short so maybe a good hemming is in order... or, maybe she is preggers...and wearing more shifts to cover it up!
Mmmmmm, not her fan. By just saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ----"WealthyDater.com"---- last week. It
seems she is single again.
Thanks. I'll be here all week.
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"This damn reality bullshit has got to stop before the crenellations in everyone's frontal lobes start smoothing out, giving us all lobotomies by drivel on tv." - Kizzy, 6/19/08
Submitted by Migraineuse on June 20, 2008 - 3:24am
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...Amen and Bravo!....
Cricketface hasn't gotten any better looking.
It boggles my mind when people say things like, "Oh, poor Nicole, she had it so hard growing up..."
Please.
This bitch never had to work for anything in her life. She was adopted by a rich man who gave her anything she wanted. Looks like he genuinely loved her too. So she lives in Hollywood where there are unrealistic standards? She can always get the fuck out of there - it's not like she can't afford it.
And yet there are people who feel sorry for this overprivileged brat who got knocked up to stay out of jail. Seems to me there are people out there far more deserving of compassion. People who have to work hard for a living and struggle to get by in a world that hands all the good stuff out to people who already have too much, leaving nothing left for those who actually need it. Those are the people I feel sorry for. Not a spoiled little rich girl who starves herself for attention.
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"This damn reality bullshit has got to stop before the crenellations in everyone's frontal lobes start smoothing out, giving us all lobotomies by drivel on tv." - Kizzy, 6/19/08
hehe. i actually like the dress, but i'd belt it.
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...somewhere in Vegas, our own MK is pole dancing to " It's raining men" or "Do You Believe in Love " or god forbid, "YMCA".......god bless his sweet snarky ass!....have fun my demented ( in a good way ) friend....
...but remember, don't bring home any whores like Clooney....
...and, as always, check for dead hookers under your bed...
Happy birffdayy girl.. have fun in NV! Drink for mah!!
Michael C.
Mississippi State, MS
Hey U! wanna date sexy and hot girls? i am pretty sure that i am just the one you want!i think i am special coz i am a girl in uniform....
iam just here wanna know some guys who respect girls in uniform. u can check out here http://www.Uniformedcupid.com find me catch me! i am waiting...
MK, was your b-day June 19? So was mine, Gemini. Happy b-day! Have a ball in Vegas. I got too drunk on the 18th and slept ,my whole b-day away. Geminis luv the hot dry weather in NV in June. Get dark(er).
love the dress, its a very fashionable summer outfit. so tired of LA women, esp. over 40, cramming their plastic boobs in one tight form fitted dress after another.
<--is about to smoke a fat one in honor of your impending arrest in vegas (okay, i was gonna toke anyway, but now you give me reason to make it a FAT one!), and i hope you have a hell of a b-day you sexy arse biatch!
Why are celebs so freakin' WIERD!?
MK, enjoy your time in VGASS...u deserve it!! XOXO
Damn! FuggieFug looks like shit. She has SERIOUS methface!!
She's got a nice body but her face is shit.
A Birfday BJ for MK!
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You can't stop the BEAT!
"A little hoo-ha, a little poot-poot, hee-ha, a little foo-fah..."
yay happy vegas birthday to michael k!! may he discover some hangover free alcohol and make the acquaintance of some sexay men... maybe even one or two of his crushes. :)
on topic... on the episode of the simple life about the underwater show the two girls in charge gave paris a mermaid costume. they gave nicole an ugly, bulky turtle costume that completely concealed her identity. the two girls who ran the show were really bitchy and all but called nicole a fat cow to her face.
I'm not saying that one experience made her anorexic. but I think she must have gone through too many instances like that.
I have seen what supposedly was her diet and exercise program when she got so skinny. it is very strict. after she lost the weight magazines started praising her style. so... I guess she kept going.
I don't know the meaning of these dresses. mostly I wonder where she got them.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 19, 2008 - 8:23pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 19, 2008 - 1:10pm.
However, the Arrowhead Delivery Man just about caught me topless.....I heard him coming into the yard just in time....
BOW chika BOW chika Chika wah wah
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figures, that was the comment that caught your eye! lol
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“I thought I knew you, I got a new view; I thought I knew you well...."
-No Doubt "Sunday Morning"
...@ MK:
...just DO NOT tell anyone in Vegas you are the famous MK....they'll try to fuck you big time...an alias is always good and may I suggest my Cabo alias ....Sandy Beaver...it works in the desert too...
Why was Fergie invited? Is Cartier making diamond studded meth pipes now?
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
have a nice trip
;p
All you need in this world is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 19, 2008 - 1:10pm.
However, the Arrowhead Delivery Man just about caught me topless.....I heard him coming into the yard just in time....
BOW chika BOW chika Chika wah wah
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I don't find (Beckham) sexy, but I think he's a grower, like most guys. (Dlister, 6/18/08)
i pity the table that's gonna end up with the cloth
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"Six feet under the ground,
is not as hard as it sounds, ok.
Gettin' high, seein' with three eyes on a rainy day.
Been dusted, busted, and blown away."
Enjoy your vacay, MK!
We all bleed the same, and we all bleed through this life the same...
Nicole is Phoebe Price minus the charisma.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Happy Birthday MK. Take the weekend off, you deserve it.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
i heard that she's coming out with a reality show where contestants battle it out to become the next nicole ritchie. w.t.f ?
http://www.myspace.com/midsummernitesdream
I'll miss you Michael K. You are one sexy beast!
Good luck with the whole Liberace thing. Another notch in the bedpost, no? However, I'm not sure making sweet, sweet love to a wax statue counts as sex. I guess, it's just what's in your heart that counts.....
Love You Long Time,
It's Joan Crawford Bitch!
Oh goody! I give him about 2 hours there before we can tune into CNN to see what he did! WOOT!!! You're wearing edible sequined undies aren't you?!!!! Happy Vegas Birthday MK!
May the blessings of a thousand manwhores with wings on their peens gift you during your stay in Vegas, MK.
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Tattoo free since 1952!
Submitted by Hekki:
So there are these handbags that all the poor people are buying...
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I don't think "poor people" can spare $5,000 on a new Vouitton or Chanel bag.
I'm assuming this comment was meant to be tounge-in-cheek.
Submitted by Frances Farmer on June 19, 2008 - 9:36pm.
ROFL---Good eye!!! Nice one!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
That's the blanket Joe Pesci used in "Good Fellas" when he wrapped the body in the trunk.
Correct me if I'm wrong, please, but I always thought the hem tape was supposed to go on the inside, not the outside.
Also, Fergie is lookin' BEAT.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
HAve a hot ol dlisted time in Vegas MK!!! Bring us some stories!!!! or make em up...Whatevessss
xoxox
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Submitted by Migraineuse on June 19, 2008 - 8:43pm.
Enough Nicole. I can't stand her. Useless cunt.
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You took the words right out of my mouth.
Nicole Ritchie is fucking pointless... what's her claim to fame supposed to be? Being a spoiled, pill-popping drunk/reckless driver and/or associating with the scum of the earth, Parasite?
Continuing to be an anorexic attention-whore?
Go away, dumb ass. Take care of your kid and sit down.
I don't know what's worse...people who wear shitty clothes and have no obvious fashion sense....or the people who creat these shitty clothes and truly think they have fashion sense.
either way these clothes look like shit and they would look better shopping off the rack at KMart in the Jaclyn Smith section...well, that is if they had any fashion sense...or even just some plain ole common sense...
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Fashion Rule #12
A Motel 6 bedspread does not qualify as a dress regardless of the occasion.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
HAPPY BIRFYDAY MK!!! thanks for DListed!! have fun in VEGAS babe! :)
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