A Dress Only A Memaw Could Love
Nicole Richie needs to stop stealing hot shit from my abuelita's closet. Nicole is trying sooo hard to look like a middle-aged housewife from the 70s who swings with her husband on the weekends, but she's starting to look like Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe and you know those two twats despise each other. They probably put "chunky" spells on one another.
Anyway, here's Dorthy Zbornak Roper Endora at a Cartier event last night. Fuggie Fug also wore a frock that would look better as a picnic tablecloth. Seriously, laminate that shit and put some friend chicken on it.
I also threw in some pictures of Common to add a little hotness to this post full of fug.
PROGRAMMING NOTE: I'm about to get on a flight to Vegas for a mini-vacay, so this might be my last post of the day. I'll try and post something later, but you know how I am. My body will probably drag me to the nearest bar and you should always listen to what your body says. Also, Friday, Saturday and Sunday will be light posting days for me. I'll be back to my regular schedule on Monday. That's if I don't get arrested for trying to do sexy times with Liberace's wax statute. It's possible!
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Someone living in a double wide is missing a pair of very ugly curtains.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Enough Nicole. I can't stand her. Useless cunt.
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"They're just different types of shit, Charlie is the smooth easy type, Denise is the kind that breaks off halfway through and no matter how much you wipe, you just can't get her off your ass." - Team Valtrex
I adored Mrs. Roper. All Nicole needs are the baubles.
Stanley!!!!!!!!
You BITCH MK. Your going to the new Bette Midler Show at Ceasar's. "The Showgirl Must Go On". I just know you power gays get all the free perks!
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Her dress is NOT anything but from the HOUSE OF MRS. ROPER COLLECTION.......
I believe my mother has a nightgown circa 1978 that is the exact duplicate of this "dress".
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
When did ugly dresses become the style? That's like the 10th fugly ass dress Nicole has worn in the past month. She must be self-conscious about her supposed weight gain. What was it, like 15 lbs?! Boo-fucking who Nicole, maybe Rachel IS giving her the CHUB-eye or something...
Your face!
I agree with mahaatma MK. All the whores you need are right here on dlisted.
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Things do not change; we change. ~Thoreau
...@ MK:
...have a Happy Birthday!....just don't bring back any whores like Clooney did...
I just heard this twats douchey babydaddy in an interview on E! He was with his brother, and they were talking about the baby, and his bro was talking about his relationship with Herpes and how much he LOOOOVES her sores, blah blah blah.
It was boring and ANNOYING AS HELL.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOv-2HzNPaA
Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
Let's all wear tacky dresses with crappy hemlines!
OKAY
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YAY MK! Have an awesome time!
Be safe! (in-flight and during sexy times).
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOv-2HzNPaA
Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
OFF TOPIC - Dirrty joke (NSFW)
Three Tampons are walking down the street, light flow, medium flow, and heavy flow. What do they say?
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Nothing, they’re all stuck up cunts.
http://tfpoi.com/2008/06/18/anne-hathaway-has-a-dirty-mouth/
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
Fergie is a spectacularly ugly lady. Wow -
Everytime nicole "DOPED UP WRONGWAY DRIVER" richie shows up at an event, she demonstrates what a total & complete loser she is & how completely worthless & irrelevant she is as well. She looks like she's wearing a tent; caftans & moo moo's work only in Hawaii, bonehead.
Guaranteed that she'll be down to 80 lbs again very soon. I can't even begin to imagine the amount of self hate & loathing she feels for herself...
MK,
Enjoy Vegas you hawt bitch!
Also, I will take Nicki's swingtown dress over Fuggie's face any day of the fucking week.
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Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?
Ugh I don't know that I can even comment on that outfit, Nicole Ritchie has exhausted all my ways of saying "What ugly puked stained 70s table cloth is she wearing NOW?"
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Let me entertain you while MK is away!
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Enjoy a well earned vacation MK! IMO you are the hardest working Celeb blogger on net - and you bust us up every day. Have fun!
Submitted by Green Is Good on June 19, 2008 - 6:56pm.
We're going to need A LOT of decks of cards!
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That sounded so ominous to me. *shudders*
http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com
Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."
I like Nicole more than Fergie.
I'm "kind of" evil
Submitted by Green Is Good on June 19, 2008 - 5:56pm.
Submitted by Stock Broker on June 19, 2008 - 4:39pm.
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Aw, Hells to the naw! You can't have a party in MK's living room without some cheap booze and some even cheaper hoorz! Isn't that what brought us all together in the first place?! Oh, wait..this isn't the sexadrunkenwhoreaholics meeting?
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MK! I'm here to make all your birthday wishes come true! ~Love, Andy.
Submitted by Stock Broker on June 19, 2008 - 4:39pm.
M.K. have a good time in Las Vegas and if Shitney is around, pull her weave off.
We'll entertain ourselves during your vacation.
Anybody got a deck of cards?
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We're going to need A LOT of decks of cards!
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
myspace.com/draya23
Re: "programming note" It's ok MK, we'll be patient while you have your period.
Submitted by DiamondDawg: "Cristal/Louis Vuitton/Coach/Chanel bandwagon
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One of these is not like the others."
Chanel? I wrote that, and I take some of it back. I think Chanel could be teetering on the edge of the abyss.
Karl Lagerfeld is a genius, and he still creates beautiful clothing. The couture end of things is still magnificent and classy.
HOWEVER... The brand is still being diluted. I HIGHLY doubt that Coco Chanel would be very impressed or pleased with some of the things plastered with her name. Used to be you could look at something and recognize it as Chanel by the sheer design or style. It was beautiful, functional and distinct. Now everything has the logo all over it. You only know it's Chanel because it has interlocking C's on it. And to me, that is the beginning of the end for a brand.
Looks like she is back to her old Annorexic ways!!!!! She is so pathetic!
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
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She is such a cuttie. Her photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h yL o v I n g . c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now. ☆☆☆☆☆???☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
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Hey, i bet MK is flyin "Beds & Blowjobs Airline"!
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“Ctrl+P” print! “Ctrl+P” print! “Ctrl+P” print!
have a damn good time in vegas! and the trip won't be complete until arrest! sexy!
Submitted by Little miss on June 19, 2008 - 3:01pm.
Cristal/Louis Vuitton/Coach/Chanel bandwagon
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One of these is not like the others.
Fergie Looks Asquerosa!
*jumping out of cake wearing only a smile*
MK, happy birthday hotness!!! Enjoy, and try to stay out of jail this time, wouldya?? Well, you know I'll bail you out...again. ;)
XOXOXOXO Sweetas
Submitted by Hekki on June 19, 2008 - 11:49pm.
Why is Cartier inviting all these scuzzy people to their event? They are supposed to be a "classy" brand. Oh well, I guess they're jumping on the Cristal/Louis Vuitton/Coach/Chanel bandwagon. Brand dilution, one of my favorite topics.
The funny thing is that there are luxury brands and labels that the unwashed masses have never heard of. So there are these handbags that all the poor people are buying, thinking they are going to "look rich", but the real richies think that stuff is like Wal-Mart. If you can buy it at a mall...
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Thank you, Dahling! You said it for me. One of the handbag brands you ment are surely C......e? Shhh... Let's not open up that one, the only brand which has no fakes, though in every royalty's dressing room.
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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
-Laurie Schecter
Why is Cartier inviting all these scuzzy people to their event? They are supposed to be a "classy" brand. Oh well, I guess they're jumping on the Cristal/Louis Vuitton/Coach/Chanel bandwagon. Brand dilution, one of my favorite topics.
The funny thing is that there are luxury brands and labels that the unwashed masses have never heard of. So there are these handbags that all the poor people are buying, thinking they are going to "look rich", but the real richies think that stuff is like Wal-Mart. If you can buy it at a mall...
Have fun in Vegas&Happy"birfday",MK!!
Happy Birthday, MK! I hope I'm not late in sending this. May the year ahead be full of good times, cheap wine, and boxes of Hostess' Sno Balls. And idiotic celebrity activity to laugh at, of course.
Have a great time in Vegas. You deserve a fun vacation.
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Have you guys seen Viking Kittens?
http://www.vikingkittens.com/
M.K. have a good time in Las Vegas and if Shitney is around, pull her weave off.
We'll entertain ourselves during your vacation.
Anybody got a deck of cards?
"Black" and "Even Flow" ---------- I'M LAUGH/CRYIN' HELP I CAN'T BREATHE
OMFG bwahahahaaha! That was the funniest video!
*going to watch Misheard Lyrics Smells like Teen Spirit*
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Things do not change; we change. ~Thoreau
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 19, 2008 - 10:27pm.
DreamyAguileraEyes on June 19, 2008 - 5:23pm
Just touching her self....not cracky like Wino but...
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Thankies!! hehe, Christina touching herself is my idea of heaven...Forget I said that! lol ewww @ wino touching herself, nasty!!
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
that purse and shoes are so not matching the dress. I don't understand what is with her hair, it looks kind of like Naomi's.
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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
-Laurie Schecter
Submitted by M.E. on June 19, 2008 - 10:25pm.
DAE your new avvie isn't moving for me.
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Aha! Thanks M.E.!!
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
DreamyAguileraEyes on June 19, 2008 - 5:23pm
Just touching her self....not cracky like Wino but...
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by NitWitty on June 19, 2008 - 2:13pm.
Then I open my antibacterial wipes and hit the phone and tv remote.
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Oh hell yeah!!!
It drives my husband kuh-razy. He opens the room, lets me look around, smell everything (while he checks the reception on the t.v.) and he says, "Are you SURE this is good enough? If we have to change rooms, let's do it NOW before we unpack." You have to turn off the AC they left on full blast and let the room get to a normal temperature. The cold air hides smells like cigarette smoke.
Last trip I took (to Louisiana) we did a room change three times (I think we stayed in 5 different hotels on that trip - it was exhausting!). It makes me so mad to walk in white socks and have them come up all black in 15 min.
I'm going out to L.A. for the 4th. I put it on my list of things to do to buy a pair of CROCKS for the hotel. Nice thick plastic between the soles of my feet and stank carpet. Ever notice how they lay dark swirly patterned carpet so you can't ever really tell how dirty it is?
OH!! And on the bedspread - sometimes it smells ok at the pillow end, but pick up a corner and smell it. That's how you can tell for sure when a DOG stayed in your room before you. Then wash your face.
Thanks for the tip on the clorox wipes for the bathroom. New day, new obsession. OCD forever.
DAE your new avvie isn't moving for me.
Lolo, yes, my Ninnies are still out...lol
I'm going to bring my doggie home in a half hour, then come back here until sundown.....I have to put the cat inside the house....and why wouldn't I make use of EVERY SECOND I have this house? The Pool House is bigger than my apt!
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“I thought I knew you, I got a new view; I thought I knew you well...."
-No Doubt "Sunday Morning"
Submitted by EastEndGirl on June 19, 2008 - 10:16pm.
DAE,
Well thanks for the pic, I will now be as ano as Nicole.
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Well, i did warn you! No dont be THAT skinny, just be healthy!
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Submitted by M.E. on June 19, 2008 - 10:18pm.
DAE - sorry, it was Diamond Dawg who posted it. Sorry. I R cornfused
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Ah, I knew I hadn't posted a vid!!
Question - is my new avie moving? Or is xtina just touching herself?
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
Oh lawd the Pearl Jam Black one is damn funny!
" Now that bitch is sad!"
Our toddler was a hairy thing!
ok good night yall!
MAKE ME FRIES!
EDIT! I take it back you must watch even flow! holy crap
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
MK PORQUE do you keep posting photos of this chocha face, Fergie?? UGH!!!
Where the fuck has that hot piece Josh Duhamel been?
We see Fergie PeePee Cartwheel Pants everywhere without him.
If he was mine he'd be attached to hip at all times.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by LoLo on June 19, 2008 - 4:16pm
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OMG! LMFAO! I knew it! I just knew it!! hahahaha
best laugh of my day..thanks funny pants!!! Have a great night..catcha' all later!!!
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MK! I'm here to make all your birthday wishes come true! ~Love, Andy.