A Dress Only A Memaw Could Love
Nicole Richie needs to stop stealing hot shit from my abuelita's closet. Nicole is trying sooo hard to look like a middle-aged housewife from the 70s who swings with her husband on the weekends, but she's starting to look like Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe and you know those two twats despise each other. They probably put "chunky" spells on one another.
Anyway, here's Dorthy Zbornak Roper Endora at a Cartier event last night. Fuggie Fug also wore a frock that would look better as a picnic tablecloth. Seriously, laminate that shit and put some friend chicken on it.
I also threw in some pictures of Common to add a little hotness to this post full of fug.
PROGRAMMING NOTE: I'm about to get on a flight to Vegas for a mini-vacay, so this might be my last post of the day. I'll try and post something later, but you know how I am. My body will probably drag me to the nearest bar and you should always listen to what your body says. Also, Friday, Saturday and Sunday will be light posting days for me. I'll be back to my regular schedule on Monday. That's if I don't get arrested for trying to do sexy times with Liberace's wax statute. It's possible!
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ANd once again!!
Pearl Jam's "Yellow Ledbetter" by Misheard Lyrics Guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLd22ha_-VU
(M.E. I haven't seen the "Black" one yet, brb while I go to u-tube)
LMFAO LoLo! *note so self, never stay at a hotel again*
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Things do not change; we change. ~Thoreau
DAE - sorry, it was Diamond Dawg who posted it. Sorry. I R cornfused.
Dawg posted it, yo.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
DAE,
Well thanks for the pic, I will now be as ano as Nicole.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by NitWitty on June 19, 2008 - 5:13pm.
That makes sense to do that because as soo as i get to a hotel room i rub my nuts all over everything so it smells like home.
wrong of me i know this!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Submitted by M.E. on June 19, 2008 - 10:10pm.
OMG! I just watched the video DAE posted!
*Blank look* what video???
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
DeeDee and DiamondD! I can't even imagine getting my nose close enough. I rip those things off when I walk in the door. Then I open my antibacterial wipes and hit the phone and tv remote. Then I break out the clorox wipes from the suitcase and head straight to the bathroom..Yes, I'm anal. Too much Dateline?! LOL Heading out, have fun, Hoors!
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MK! I'm here to make all your birthday wishes come true! ~Love, Andy.
I love Pearl Jam's "Black"
I'm doing the misunderstood lyrics to that right now.
LOL.
Don't forget to tip Sarah Larson!!!
And tell her HI from all of us!!!
On T: Does it matter, it's like having a substitute teacher the day of the big test!
*flings paper football*
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
I'm board so OFF TOPIC!
Unfitney & Jamie Lynne 10 years from now (NSFW!!!)
DO NOT LOOK IF YOU'VE JUST EATEN!!
http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u177/biglatimer/FatChicks.jpg
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 19, 2008 - 5:10pm.
girl are you still by the pool with your ninnies airing out?
ME! was that not ridiculous funny?
Look at the others! lmao!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
I've totally seen that Pearl Jam thing before. Hysterical!!
*watches again*
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
what happened to this nice thread? It got all vomitatious! LOL
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“I thought I knew you, I got a new view; I thought I knew you well...."
-No Doubt "Sunday Morning"
OMG! I just watched the video DAE posted!
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
"Make me fries" Bwahahahahaahahahahaaa!1
"I don't know all the words.........yet"
AHAHAHAHAHAH HHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!!!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 19, 2008 - 5:01pm.
ICEE
I dont know why they suntannails
Potato wave!
I dont want to stare
ohhhh ahhhyeah
I DONT WANT TO STAIR!
ha ha ha
Ok i loved that song in high school. I got stoned and made out wiht a cuite surfer bitch while listening to them.
hot shit! Potoato wave!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
I'm going to take your advice the next time I stay at a hotel DiamondDawg. Just thinking about it makes my skin crawl.
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Things do not change; we change. ~Thoreau
Yes, DeeDee. It's horrible! If they stink, I take them off the bed and throw them in the hallway.
This one thread is gonna have like 656 posts by the time MK comes back.
Smelly trucker arroje a chorros con piojos bedspreads?!?! NASTY!
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Submitted by LoLo on June 19, 2008 - 1:55pm.
GOD DAMN IT THATS FUNNY!
MAKE ME FRIES!
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh haaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa.
My new favorite is at 3:26 (watch it again)
(there are so many, you can't just chose one. "ICEE DEMS" "BROWN THE RUNWAY" "ALLEVE ON I GUMP, I KNOW")
Submitted by NitWitty on June 19, 2008 - 1:53pm.
Personally, it's not the bugs or the colors that freak me out on the bedspreads. It's the thoughts of rolling around in some nasty arroje a chorros.
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You know what's grosser? JUST SMELL THEM. You will vomitus maximus.
Most of the time they smell like a trucker was the person in the room just before you.
have a fun trip!!!!!!!! im gonna be super upset not getting enough doses off ur site!!!
_Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 19, 2008 - 4:44pm.
Submitted by LoLo on June 19, 2008 - 1:40pm.
GOD DAMN IT THATS FUNNY!
MAKE ME FRIES!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 19, 2008 - 4:48pm
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...don't laugh - it happened!.....somewhere...once...maybe....
YAY! Have a great vacay, MK!!!
Personally, it's not the bugs or the colors that freak me out on the bedspreads. It's the thoughts of rolling around in some nasty arroje a chorros.
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MK! I'm here to make all your birthday wishes come true! ~Love, Andy.
Hoover Dam is frickin' AWESOME. No one should miss that!! It'll blow you away. It'll make you think of The Fountainhead.
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DeeDee: I am going to check out the Hoover Dam on Monday....
Bye everyone!
Say what you will about Nicole Richie but she has gorgeous eyes and skin tone.
~*Head Bitch*~
Submitted by mahaatma on June 19, 2008 - 1:45pm.
...@ MK....and remember to always look under your bed for dead hookers when entering your hotel room...it's tops on my list...
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RFLMAO!!! I can't wait to use it.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH does anyone give a flying fuck about this cunt??? She has added not one thing to society other than being lionel ritchie's daughter...who the fuck cares!!!! She has less talent then amy crackhouse, at least that piece of shit knows how to smoke da pipe!!
Do you think MK will visit Hoover Dam? NO, he'll probably just say "damn that puta with the Hoover vacuum."
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Things do not change; we change. ~Thoreau
What is with Nicole's choices in non-flattering clothing lately? Ack!
MK- have a great time Vegas!!
Fergie is hideous.
...@ MK....and remember to always look under your bed for dead hookers when entering your hotel room...it's tops on my list...
Have fun in Vegas MK - here's hoping that Paris Hilton decides to show up so you can slap the whore out of her..well, attempt to anyway!
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"Peachy with a side of keen, that would be me"
Submitted by LoLo on June 19, 2008 - 1:40pm.
_Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 19, 2008 - 4:36pm.
Submitted by LoLo on June 19, 2008 - 1:34pm.
HAHAH, yeah, Lionel be cool but he's techy about the stalker thing.
I just wanted to see if he could really dance on the ceiling. Oh waht a feling, if you could dance up on your ceiling.
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OMG!!!! That just reminded me of this video on Youtube. If you don't LYAO at this, then you must be dead:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLd22ha_-VU
What the hell happened to Fergie? Her nose looks like she's due for rhinoplasty number 2.
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DeeDee on June 19, 2008 - 4:41pm.
Good afternoon kdracofan! ♥
You know your primos teased you about your piojos, kdracofan.
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DAMN YOU! lmao
Not only my primos but my primas too...lol
Good afternoon everyone.
Sorry, I love me some muu muus.
Have fun MK!
Hey MK-
Speaking of Liberace. You have got to go to The LIBERACE MUSEUM in Vegas if you haven't been there before. They have the BEST GIFT SHOP EVER! It's run by little old ladies and the stuff you can buy there is ridiculously funny.
xoxo
MK, I knew your bitch ass was gonna skip town on us. Have fun tho.
Seriously, Vegas is a megabitch right now. I was in Vancouver for a week and when I touched down at 10:30pm Monday night it was 103 in Vegas. At night.
It was like an oven when we got off the plane.
I'd be skipping over to Vegas right now (we live about 90 mins away) to troll the bars to find MK but damn it's too hot for that kind of expedition.
Try visiting in October, Michael.
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"The 'Like, Whoah' emphasizes the taxing of the ass" -- Urbandictionary.com inspired by comingback
Good afternoon kdracofan! ♥
You know your primos teased you about your piojos, kdradcofan.
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_Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 19, 2008 - 4:36pm.
Submitted by LoLo on June 19, 2008 - 1:34pm.
HAHAH, yeah, Lionel be cool but he's techy about the stalker thing.
I just wanted to see if he could really dance on the ceiling. Oh waht a feling, if you could dance up on your ceiling.
He marched out onto the lawn and was all yelling, "HELLO? Is it ME youre looking for? I can see it in your eyes!"
And i was all like, "Say you? say me? Say it together? Pretty please?"
He was not having it!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
DeeDee: did you say piojos? BAWWAHHHAAHHHAAAAHAAA.
Thanks EastEndGirl. But I betcha the scanner people can see 'em!! LOL nip*le rings and all sorts of rings and studs!!
Have a great time MK! Don't stay in a hotel with bedspread that look like Nicole's dress. They have the piojos on them.
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Things do not change; we change. ~Thoreau
She says: "When we were promoting the first season, people would ask me how I felt about being a voluptuous woman. I was weird because I've been skinny my whole life. I can show you pictures of me the day I left for rehab!
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well Nicole, you were skinny, because you never ate and were doing drugs all your life...ans you STILL weren't as skinny as you are now, or before Harlow......
TV.....I don't know when the last day of Vodka is.....hopefully never...lol
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