A Dress Only A Memaw Could Love
Nicole Richie needs to stop stealing hot shit from my abuelita's closet. Nicole is trying sooo hard to look like a middle-aged housewife from the 70s who swings with her husband on the weekends, but she's starting to look like Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe and you know those two twats despise each other. They probably put "chunky" spells on one another.
Anyway, here's Dorthy Zbornak Roper Endora at a Cartier event last night. Fuggie Fug also wore a frock that would look better as a picnic tablecloth. Seriously, laminate that shit and put some friend chicken on it.
I also threw in some pictures of Common to add a little hotness to this post full of fug.
PROGRAMMING NOTE: I'm about to get on a flight to Vegas for a mini-vacay, so this might be my last post of the day. I'll try and post something later, but you know how I am. My body will probably drag me to the nearest bar and you should always listen to what your body says. Also, Friday, Saturday and Sunday will be light posting days for me. I'll be back to my regular schedule on Monday. That's if I don't get arrested for trying to do sexy times with Liberace's wax statute. It's possible!
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i haven't seen anyone wear a house dress in, like, decades. This is a horrible trend. It looks like something Ms. Orange Thang Donatella would think up. But then again, maybe not, since there isn't any gold on it. And what's with the hem? Damn ugly dress was probably shredded by the time the night was over. Next time you see it, it'll be knee length and PP will be wearing it.
Submitted by Am on June 19, 2008 - 4:36pm.
I meant "feeling it".
I wouldnt feel it either baby, it looks too sharp and boney from here.
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I meant "feeling it".
Submitted by LoLo on June 19, 2008 - 1:34pm.
HAHAH, yeah, Lionel be cool but he's techy about the stalker thing.
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Hold it. Hooolllddd it. Wait a minute. WAIT A MINUTE... WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
Nothing Ralph, Carlos is just teaching us the mambo.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 19, 2008 - 1:30pm.
No.
Oops.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
_Submitted by Am on June 19, 2008 - 4:33pm.
@LoLo: thanks but I'm still not deeling it.
Yeah i dont deal it either, i just smoke it.
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@DiamondDawg:
The Simple Life star Nicole Richie confessed she used to be branded as a voluptuous woman two years ago, when she wasn’t skinny like today.
Nicole, 24, the daughter of Lionel Richie and best known for her sometimes troubled friendship with heiress Paris Hilton, admitted she gain some weight after going into rehab for heroin use.
Richie starred in the hit reality show with then-pal Paris Hilton in 2003 and admitted people asked her how she felt about being a voluptuous woman..
She says: "When we were promoting the first season, people would ask me how I felt about being a voluptuous woman. I was weird because I've been skinny my whole life. I can show you pictures of me the day I left for rehab!
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Hold it. Hooolllddd it. Wait a minute. WAIT A MINUTE... WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
Nothing Ralph, Carlos is just teaching us the mambo.
Diamond, I think you're safe, hypothetically speaking, of course!
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MK! I'm here to make all your birthday wishes come true! ~Love, Andy.
PSL: LOL I sent out a 'thank god' Merc's RX is over today too!
Vegas HERE I COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Imagine chilling' in Vegas with MK? O lord!)
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 19, 2008 - 4:32pm.
Damn, Lionel only told me I was once, twice, three times a lady that needed to get the fuck off of his lawn and stop lurking in his windows.
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Thanks, Mrs. Kravitz. I keep forgetting that Nicole used to be a smack ho.
@LoLo: thanks but I'm still not deeling it.
MK is really going to Vegas on his honeymoon.
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Happy Birthday MK!!! Don't get chapped balls!!!!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 19, 2008 - 1:28pm.
At what point exactly did Nicole decide to become an ano? Really, what started it?
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This is what Lionel told me at lunch last week.
Nicole was always thin but she gained weight when she was in rehab for heroin. So the Nicole we met on The Simple Life was not the real Nicole. It was rehab weight gain Nicole.
That is what Loinel told me.
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Hold it. Hooolllddd it. Wait a minute. WAIT A MINUTE... WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
Nothing Ralph, Carlos is just teaching us the mambo.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 19, 2008 - 4:17pm.
When's the last day of vodka? That shit fucks me up 3 times a WEEK!
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Does the airport scan set off an alarm if you have piercings on your reproductive organs? I don't have any, that's why I'm asking.
...get ready MK....it's about 110 degrees in Vegas now so don't forget the medicated ball powder...
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 19, 2008 - 4:19pm.
I really don't think Fergie is so bad looking....she has had to much work done, but there are certainly people much worse than she....and her body is amazing.....
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I agree that she is very fit and has a great body. Just noticing that in pictures lately, maybe time is catching up with her.
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Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."
So were those pictures of Fergie's legs a few days ago photoshopped?
Nicole was on t.v. once. Do you think she's wearing those disastrous dresses to hide swelling from a c-section?
At what point exactly did Nicole decide to become an ano? Really, what started it? Was it the comments people made about her right after the t.v. show started or later? Or did Rachel Zoe get her hooked on pills?
Submitted by NitWitty on June 19, 2008 - 12:24pm.
Submitted by missy on June 19, 2008 - 3:23pm.
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Let's face it, Missy. None of us would be able to make it past airport security.
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True.
Fergie is not worthy of standing that close to Common.
MK-have a sinful, sexed-up weekend.
You picked a great weekend, Las Vegas Film Festival, so there are going to be lots of the people you write about running around town.
Don't let the trannies pick your pockets!
Fergie looks awful. That dress is hideous, the belt looks like a dog collar and she appears to be wearing doodle bugs on her hooves. Even so, that gruesome outfit is nothing compared to her busted mug. My GAWD!
Submitted by missy on June 19, 2008 - 3:23pm.
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Let's face it, Missy. None of us would be able to make it past airport security.
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MK! I'm here to make all your birthday wishes come true! ~Love, Andy.
Submitted by NitWitty on June 19, 2008 - 3:06pm.
HI LOVIE!!♥♥ yeah Chad is the HOTNESS, huh?? hehehheheheheee!!
ME - Hi mama! :) a dlist trip to vegas would probly burn the place down and then we could all happily ride the short bus to hell together... it would be pretty fucking special...
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_Submitted by Am on June 19, 2008 - 4:19pm.
I'm going to keep asking this question until I get an answer that makes sense: what does Nicole do other than shop, wear expensive clothes and have her picture taken? I just don't understand what is so fascinating with her.
Shes lionel richies daughter?
I dunno but the bitch IS easy like a Sunday morning.
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
I really don't think Fergie is so bad looking....she has had to much work done, but there are certainly people much worse than she....and her body is amazing.....
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“Fuck Soulja Boy! Eat a dick! This ni–a single handedly killed Hip Hop. That shit is such garbage man.”
- Ice T on the sad state of rap music
I'm going to keep asking this question until I get an answer that makes sense: what does Nicole do other than shop, wear expensive clothes and have her picture taken? I just don't understand what is so fascinating with her.
FUG FUG FURGIE! How can she leave the house in the morning after scaring herself in the mirror?
She really is trans. Trans what, I don't know, but she must be stopped. I almost turned to stone.
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Exercising pointless futility.
Nitty, i am THRILLED that it is the last day of Retrograde! That shit fucks me up 3x a year! things can go back to "normal" now...whatever that means....
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“Fuck Soulja Boy! Eat a dick! This ni–a single handedly killed Hip Hop. That shit is such garbage man.”
- Ice T on the sad state of rap music
I'll be in Vegas in 28 days.........
God, could you imagine the damage any of us along with MK could inflict upon Vegas together?????
TV, that only works if you're secretly filling those bottles with Vodka! PSL, you'll be happy to know it's the last day of Merc. Retro and I was also happy to find out it was my one year anniversary on the board today! Who knew?! LOL
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MK! I'm here to make all your birthday wishes come true! ~Love, Andy.
IRONICALLY: I leave to Vegas tomorrow and I will return on Wed. the 25th!
Have a safe flight MK!
Dang it. I hate it when MK leaves us. The Angie Troll is gonna show up any minute. Does the Moderator stay and watch the website when MK leaves? What's the Moderator's name anyway? And don't say "Moderator"
Mrs. Roper needs her dress back, Nicole.
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TV, hehehehehehhee....yeah, I'll bet those guys and Pool Men get some nice surprises!
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“Fuck Soulja Boy! Eat a dick! This ni–a single handedly killed Hip Hop. That shit is such garbage man.”
- Ice T on the sad state of rap music
have fun in las vegas =)
Happy Birthday MK! Wishing you great times in Vegas this weekend - can we join you???
*frantically applying for Arrowhead Delivery position*
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oh, Nitty...I am 37...I wear 30SPF....yet I still brown like mad....my parents used to laugh when I was kid...I'd come back from playing outside 2 shades darker...they'd be like , "Didn't we send a white kid out to play?"
I got lucky that way.....
However, the Arrowhead Delivery Man just about caught me topless.....I heard him coming into the yard just in time....whew!
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“Fuck Soulja Boy! Eat a dick! This ni–a single handedly killed Hip Hop. That shit is such garbage man.”
- Ice T on the sad state of rap music
This isnt a new thing for Nicole...she always wore crappy crap crap like this before her baby. She's just back to her emaciated ways...cant wait to see her skelton in a bikini again!! woot!!
MK Noooooooooooo!! We will miss your mouthy ass!! Come back soon!
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Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man. -Slater "Dazed and Confused"
Hey, Missy! You funny hoor! How goes the grind? Diggin some Chad Kroger, are we? LOL
Welcome to my world, PSL. Except I slather up in a zillion gallons of sunscreen at my age!
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MK! I'm here to make all your birthday wishes come true! ~Love, Andy.
Nicole is wearing these big loose fitting dresses because she's still carrying some Harlow weight and heaven forbid, she's seen with an ounce of fat on her.
Green Is Good,
"Stay out of trouble, MK!"
Don't you mean "Don't get caught, MK!"
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“Ctrl+P” print! “Ctrl+P” print! “Ctrl+P” print!
fat whore!
ha ha ha ha im fuckin kidding you stupid sluts!
im kidding again!
WATCH OUT! IVE HAD COFFEE!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Damn. I can't get over how fugly fuggy fug is...damn. damn
'member when douche Madden said Nicole's prettier than ALL of us? Ha. Really?
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I say we get dangerous
MK, you leaving us sluts for the slots....have a good time MK.
DAYUM! Fuggie looks BEAT!
yeah MK remember, as long as you wrap it up, you can slut it up on vacation and it doesnt count towards your overall sluttiness.
freebies!
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