A Dress Only A Memaw Could Love
Nicole Richie needs to stop stealing hot shit from my abuelita's closet. Nicole is trying sooo hard to look like a middle-aged housewife from the 70s who swings with her husband on the weekends, but she's starting to look like Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe and you know those two twats despise each other. They probably put "chunky" spells on one another.
Anyway, here's Dorthy Zbornak Roper Endora at a Cartier event last night. Fuggie Fug also wore a frock that would look better as a picnic tablecloth. Seriously, laminate that shit and put some friend chicken on it.
I also threw in some pictures of Common to add a little hotness to this post full of fug.
PROGRAMMING NOTE: I'm about to get on a flight to Vegas for a mini-vacay, so this might be my last post of the day. I'll try and post something later, but you know how I am. My body will probably drag me to the nearest bar and you should always listen to what your body says. Also, Friday, Saturday and Sunday will be light posting days for me. I'll be back to my regular schedule on Monday. That's if I don't get arrested for trying to do sexy times with Liberace's wax statute. It's possible!
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have fun MK! be careful you don't cut yourself doing sexy times with statues.
on topic, is she feeling fat? that looks like the kind of tent kirstie alley should wear.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
psl - well shiiiiiiit mama!! soak up some rays for me!! this flouresent office lighting is doing little for my complexion :(
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Have fun MK in sin city!
Take it easy on the sluttin'!
Don't forget your KY, but make sure the bottle's under 3 oz.! lol
You lucky slut.
OT: Nicole DOES look like chupacabra! lmao
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Happy Birfday Slutbags. Have a frothy tall one on me. Oh, and also have a cocktail.
Stay out of trouble, MK!
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Have a wonderful, safe trip Michael. I'm so jealous you are going to Vegas. Don't let those Nazis mistreat you at the airport. If they do, just go all Naomi Campbell on them!
How to go "Naomi" at the airport:
1. Wear hot designer gear and have your wig in check.
2. Break bad with the first airline person that looks at you the wrong way and ask, "Don't you know who I am?"
3. Go off on everyone around you, then go off harder when they call security on your ass.
4. Look fabulous for the court appearances that are sure to follow.
Submitted by dustbunny on June 19, 2008 - 12:53pm.
Where the hell has she been getting these hideous dresses from?
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Hold it. Hooolllddd it. Wait a minute. WAIT A MINUTE... WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
Nothing Ralph, Carlos is just teaching us the mambo.
Oh fuck it!
Lets get on a plane and go to vegas too!
Fuck this job! Fuck NYC RIGHT NOW!
Fuck your momma!
Fuck it fuck it!
I need some tittie tassles and some falshing neon lights and some dranks by the pool!
*kicks chair across room does a high kick ala Van Halen's Jump video. Licks the office window as I press my titties on the glass fro all of Madison to see*
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Either Fergie fired her stylist or she should fire her stylist. Either way, outfit is nast.
Nicole's dress fits better than the one of the other day, but still think she's getting swallowed up by all that material.
And not liking the shoe-booties and chunky-strap shoes....had those booties in the 80s and should only be worn with pants, while the chunky-strap things remind me of black Jellies (Gawd, those made your feet smell).
Last but not least, say hi to Siegfried and Roy for me, MK! ;)
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
thanks Nitty!
missy, I am out in the sun....(I am pet sitting, and have use of the Pool House and Yard- living the life of a Rich Wife this week), couldn't see so well, with my glasses on.....
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MK, you hot slut, you share your birthday with Maddie Briann!!! This has to be a good thing, right??? hahahahahahaha
Have a goood time in Sin City.
Enjoy your vacay, MK!!!!!
Nicole wearing a dress that doesn't show how skinny she's proudly gotton in two days = pregnant!!
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Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
psl - SURRSLEY????
look closer.. think about a guy you love (hes a REAL SLUT!), and what he looked like a few years back with longer hair....
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Where the hell has she been getting these hideous dresses from? Does she have a stylist that needs to be fired? Or is she picking this crap out herself?
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Hey, PSL. It's our very own hot birthday slut, MK :)
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MK! I'm here to make all your birthday wishes come true! ~Love, Andy.
Make sure to have a yard-long blue margarita for me! They make you have blue poo.
Happy B-day MK!! Have a great time in vegas and remember what happens in your ass in vegas stays in your ass in vegas so be cafeful my love!
Nitty, who is that in your avie with Anderson Cooper?
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“Fuck Soulja Boy! Eat a dick! This ni–a single handedly killed Hip Hop. That shit is such garbage man.”
- Ice T on the sad state of rap music
Have a great day MK!!! Look up Viva La Lohan while you are in Vegas!
I don't get what Nicole is doing now...she usually has excellent taste in clothes....she gets lost in these shitty Grandma dresses she has been wearing lately.....
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“Fuck Soulja Boy! Eat a dick! This ni–a single handedly killed Hip Hop. That shit is such garbage man.”
- Ice T on the sad state of rap music
hope you have a blast in vegas MK, and happy birthday you hot "babe"
Enjoy your birthday, MK. You deserve a vacay! Hope you win a million! *MuaH*
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MK! I'm here to make all your birthday wishes come true! ~Love, Andy.
FUCKIN AWESOME MK!!!
You hot bitch!! have a blast in sin city doll...
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