Friday, June 20th 2008

Why Doesn't Anybody Give A Fuck?!

Jamie Lynn Spears popped out other Spears spawn yesterday and nobody seemed to care. Seriously, when Jamie Lynn got knocked up, it was major shit and everyone seemed to want to talk about it. But yesterday when she finally gave birth, nobody gave a fuckity fuck! I talked to people about it and they were like, "Yeah? So anyway, I pooped out a perfect banana shape this morning. That means I'm healthy, right?" I'm baffled! But I think I'm more baffled by banana shaped pooped.

Anyway, People Magazine interviewed one of Jamie Lynn's distant cousins. Margie Busby had this to say, "She's awfully young to be a momma. But that's what they make grandmothers for. They have to help. That's the way it is with our circle of friends."

That quote says it all. And can't you picture Margie? Banana clip in her feathered hair, scrunchie on her wrist, one newborn baby in each arm, another baby barfing on her platform flip-flip, a vintage Billy Ray Cyrus cassette blasting in the background and a few chickens running through her double-wide trailer. And she's probably one of the classier Spears.

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kenna bitch's picture

i feel sorry for jamie lynn please dont hate me cause i feel sympathy for this girl lots of teens get preganant not just celebs but real girls too. its a scary struggle stay strong jamie lynn! im sad zoey 101 is over i loved that show :(!

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to frybread

er... what about jamie lynn spears and immediate family makes you think they are "conservative christians"? they don't seem that way to me... to me it seems like every member of the family is doing their own thing. do you mean politically or socially conservative?

I went to school with some very strict socially conservative christians. I don't think they were politically conservative then though they could be now.

these girls always dressed very modestly. they participated in a lot of school events but they chose to do things that didn't conflict with their beliefs. so if they sang a song it might not be religious but it wouldn't be full of innuendo.

they were actually very nice girls. but they were nothing at all like the spears.

Frybread's picture

Another conservative Christian bimbo is pregnant. Maybe Republicans will realize that putting your teenage daughter on birth control is not the end of the world.

angel_i's picture

This thread just gave me a little giggle. Around here, my kid is always foiling my plans. Getting sick on the worst day possible, saying the wrong thing to the wrong people at the wrong time...stuff like that...

Lynne was working on that book, I'm sure, long before Brit Brit lost her marbles and thought: well, I have JL, I'll rewrite and talk about how I got it right the second time....and so JL goes out and gets pregnant with a deadbeat dad. Nicely done, kids:)

But I guess that's why my kid's foibles never hurt me much - I don't have any diabolical plans for world domination.

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Did anyone else see a new reality show that's coming out, about parents of babies letting them stay with teenagers for three days in specially rigged houses? It looked miserable for everyone involved. The parents were defending them giving up their babies for the show with.."we had live 24/7 cameras we could watch them on and there were nurses and nannies in the house at all times."
From the previews, the teens were crying worse than a lot of the babies. And some of these babies looked like they were only a couple months old!!

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Maybe I am wrong but perhaps no one cares because she is just another static on unwed motherhood. There is no glamorizing the fact that if you are young, alone, and get preggers your life is going to change. With or without money.

Even her mom didn't really seem to give a shit except for when the book deal about raising these "superstars" went south. That cost Lynn some decent pocket change, bet on that.

This girl (JLS) got tons of publicity when she announced her pregnancy, hence the OK! deal early on made with Lynn. OK! probably thought they were getting a good deal at the time. Now I think, with fingers crossed, it will cost them out the butt.

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Submitted by Vita on June 20, 2008 - 5:12pm.
I'm just saying, this chick has money, something most young mothers her age don't. Her situation, though, still morally shady to some people out there, could be a whole lot worse. She'll have no excuse for being such a crummy mother because half of her situation is a non-issue. All she has to do is be the best mom she can be. And believe me, being financially stable, helps that out a lot.
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One can have all the money in the world, but it takes maturity to raise a kid correctly. Sorry, but at 17 one doesn't have the maturity that only comes with age. (Yeah, yeah I know there are a lot of immature older people that never got it). She can be mature for her age, but again, there's maturity that comes with living through things and that she doesn't have. That's why teenage moms usually always have their moms around or lots of adult help.

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Submitted by Sensimina on June 20, 2008 - 4:39pm.
Yeah...after I pass a daycare center it makes me want to get pregnant. I start longing to get big as a house and have a screaming blob depend on me 24/7 at the age of 22. Gets me everytime.
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Senshima, you obviously didn't understand what I meant.
When schools offer it to their students, they make it convenient, make it okay. When I was in high school (and no, I'm not that old), there was no on-site daycare for the students. In fact, there were no pregnant students on campus because the ones that did get prego, went elsewhere. Students understood that your life would change if you got prego, and a lot of students (like myself) looked at it as a negative. Today there's no stigma attached. In fact, it's looked at as a positive and something that won't change your life and will give you a lot of attention and perks.

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she is so fat thats why nobody would take care of her....hmmm just think what happen with u also when she is become your's..?

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I would imagine that it is better for the nick exec if we forget all about jamie lynn and her bundle of joy(?) also how convenient is it that the baby came "naturally" right on schedule!

roxie's picture

great, that baby will turn into another Spears ho

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The reason nobody cares about this insignificant little brat is because, like her family, she is void of any meaningful contribution to society.

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Balenciaga Bitch's picture

Fucking slack-jawed sow. What pigs. IQ lower than her fucking flip-flop size. I hope Casey is getting paid off well. Stupid is as stupid does.

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No-one cares because a) she's just some hick down south as she's not in Hollyweird at the mo - out of sight out of mind and b) who?

That's right I don't care about this lowlife piece of trash and her baby.

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That quote just made vomit a wee bit...

Sayonara's picture

It looks as if someone airbrushed her knees out of the picture.

I do agree that Jaime Lynn keeps a pretty low profile in MS. Will all of that change if she decides to head back to CA?

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"That quote says it all. And can't you picture Margie? Banana clip in her feathered hair, scrunchie on her wrist, one newborn baby in each arm, another baby barfing on her platform flip-flip, a vintage Billy Ray Cyrus cassette blasting in the background and a few chickens running through her double-wide trailer. And she's probably one of the classier Spears."

Fucking brilliant! Don't forget about the open case of Coors Light on the counter.

No one cares about JLS popping one out because she's this generation's Frank Stallone.

And I can't be the only one that thought of The Great and Secret Show by Clive Barker with the Connecticut Fucktards.

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Just wanted to clear up any confusion to my remark.....
I meant they of course were denying her pregnancy due to her delay in telling her mother. Then you have them trying to plot out some type of damage control, etc.
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Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."

Nope, she says stupid things all the time -- it's just that nobody cares enough to record them. Remember when she got Shitney to come shriek at her costar because Miss Shitshit II wanted to be the only star? Karma, baby. Now she hasn't got any costars, because her show was cancelled, because she couldn't keep her legs together or figure out how to open a condom package.

Notoriousrem_22, yes it could happen to any 17-year-old who's fucking a middle-aged producer with her mawmaw's blessing. She has all my sympathy. Wait, I don't have any for people like that.

I imagine that once everyone forgets about her, she'll try to make a "cumbak" by spilling the scandalous beans on her ex-lover, resulting in a bunch of court battles, DNA tests, and possible statutory rape accusations. Either that, or she'll blackmail him into giving her another leading part on a Nick show.

Wonder how much they're paying Casey to pretend to be the dad. You can tell he's got no emotional stake at all when they're photographed together.

I'm just saying, this chick has money, something most young mothers her age don't. Her situation, though, still morally shady to some people out there, could be a whole lot worse. She'll have no excuse for being such a crummy mother because half of her situation is a non-issue. All she has to do is be the best mom she can be. And believe me, being financially stable, helps that out a lot.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 20, 2008 - 2:42pm

Sorry to be anal about this, but having 4 kids, I know pregnancy's and due dates.

I looked up on my "pregnancy calender" on parents magazine website. If the 1ST DAY of your last period was September 15th, your due date would be June 21st. So if her period last 5 days, that takes her out to Sept 20th and beyond BEFORE she got pregnant. It takes about 5-6 weeks before you know that you're pregnant so she really wouldn't have known until sometime in October.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 20, 2008 - 3:34pm.
No applehead...it is called a COVERUP.
Not that she didn't know.....they were trying to bribe Casey into being "the father".

I'm not saying there is no coverup or anything like that.
I'm saying if she had her baby mid June SHE GOT pregnant at the end of September, so anyone asking in Sept if she's pregnant probably got a no, because she had her period (I'm assuming like any other prego that had a kid in June) She probably found out sometime in Oct, as pregnancy tests don't show positive until so many days after a missed period.

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Submitted by The Real Mimi on June 20, 2008 - 9:05am.
When a school offers "perks" such as daycare, it does make it convenient and more appealing.

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Yeah...after I pass a daycare center it makes me want to get pregnant. I start longing to get big as a house and have a screaming blob depend on me 24/7 at the age of 22. Gets me everytime.

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I am glad to hear she had a healthy child, I am sure she will be just fine as a mother. She seems to have her head on straight, I mean any 17 year old girl who has sex could be in this position.
I can't hate on her, she doesn't do/say stupid shit, she just seems to mind her own business. Good for her.

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No applehead...it is called a COVERUP.
Not that she didn't know.....they were trying to bribe Casey into being "the father".

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Submitted by applehead on June 20, 2008 - 3:26pm.
Submitted by peaches on June 20, 2008 - 2:22pm.
People don't care because Jamie doesn't do and say outrageous things like her sister and st angelina to make them care. She keeps to herself in MS., keeps her mouth shut, and doesn't put on a show for the paps!

DITTO.

Also, if she was denying she was pregnant in Sept it's because she wouldn't know. The 1st day of your last period is the starting point for counting the 40 weeks
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You mean her mom didn't know yet.

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Submitted by peaches on June 20, 2008 - 2:22pm.
People don't care because Jamie doesn't do and say outrageous things like her sister and st angelina to make them care. She keeps to herself in MS., keeps her mouth shut, and doesn't put on a show for the paps!

DITTO.

Also, if she was denying she was pregnant in Sept it's because she wouldn't know. The 1st day of your last period is the starting point for counting the 40 weeks

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I'll give a crap when she discloses the Nicklelodean exec coverup.

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dustbunny, I agree...I have always commented how she got those same wrestler legs that Brit has...poor thing.

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Submitted by peaches on June 20, 2008 - 2:22pm.

I think getting knocked up at 15 is pretty outrageous enough.

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I feel like such a meany. I know she is very pregnant in that picture and I shouldn't pick her apart. Looking at her, she has the same body as Britney. How sad is that for this girl? She doesn't stand a chance.
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God, she looks so used up and common. It's so amazing how white trash their family really is.

They celebrate it.

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Nobody gave a fuck about her before she was pregnant. Now she's not pregnant anymore, so who cares?!

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Kinda late for them to be deciding perhaps it's not such a good idea to sensationalize teen pregnancy, innit?

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Submitted by Hekki on June 20, 2008 - 10:04am.

Submitted by Stoney: "I would just like to say that when I decided to have sex for the first time at 17, I marched my ass down to Planned Parenthood and got myself on The Pill"
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me too! I wasn't going to get pregnant! Still haven't.....I've managed to have sex for 20 years, and not slip up.

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its refreshing to see this 17 year old looser, career disappear

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Hekki, LoLo xoxoxoxo

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 20, 2008 - 12:52pm.

I remember that case.
The one boy did not take a deal so his testimony would be credible.
The girl was raped while passed out with people she trusted.
Sadness.

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Will JL be stupid enough to make Unfitney the Godmother?

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Submitted by zomay on June 20, 2008 - 1:02pm

DAMN! We should make the media wear a rubber when they are fucking us!

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Zomay: I agree with you. It sounds crazy to some, but I guarantee we are going to be seeing more side effects in the future and it's not going to be pretty.

But hey, the government wouldn't let us eat things that aren't safe, would they?

LoLo's picture

Well it was strange for me growing up as a hermie with both a nay-nay and a fishin' pole.

My mom did tell me though that if i was going to be sittig on my dick all day that i should wear a condom so i dont clone myself on accident.
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Submitted by Stoney: "I would just like to say that when I decided to have sex for the first time at 17, I marched my ass down to Planned Parenthood and got myself on The Pill"

Me too. Well, I was 15 and got a diaphragm. My mother had it drilled into our heads that we were to have babies ONLY after we had been educated, fully exhausted with partying and traveling and after being married. She's always right.

What Jamie-Lynn is saying in that picture:

"Awwwww, why ain't y'all runnin' round to git mah booboo pics? Don't y'all know who Ah am? Heeeeeyyyyy y'all, Ah'm havin' a booboo, jist like Angelina Joolee! Does I gotta show mah coochie like Britnee?"

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This has all got something to do with the shit they put in food and milk. PLUS the fact that when we are young we are better consumers. Think about it, the older we get the more we know about how dumb fads are and how silly it is to follow the herd. It is so obvious that the media wants everyone to feel old after 30!! Do you know why? Because with age comes the ability to find your own tastes. But they don't want that! They want you to feel old and fat. They want you to spend your money on botox and pills and Doctors promising wrinkle free skin. Jaimie Lynn grew up on hormones found in milk, chicken, and beef. She probably grew up on Burger King! This is what happends when hormones are introduced to the diet on a daily basis. You got people breeding at 14 and getting boobs at 9. It is time to demand more from our government. So lets continue fighting over land in the middle east while at home we legally poison children. DUMB.

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PERFECT! She can join the rest of the IDIOT TEEN MOMS out there in anonymity.Maybe FRAPPNEY can get sucked into that same black hole of anonymity too.One can only hope.

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Submitted by Euphoria on June 20, 2008 - 11:58am.

OMG, is this the fat fuck that someone posted earlier is the real father of Jamie Lynn's baby? Sweet Baby Jeebus! I wanna look at that kid!

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The fat guy from the television show 'Head Of The Class' is the alleged baby daddy??!!

Wow, I knew guy was a kids television producer, but I never made the connection that HE was producer they suspected of impregnating JL.

Geeez

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Aunt Bea on June 20, 2008 - 12:47pm

I remember that case.
The one boy did not take a deal so his testimony would be credible.
The girl was raped while passed out with people she trusted.
Sadness.

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