Why Doesn't Anybody Give A Fuck?!
Jamie Lynn Spears popped out other Spears spawn yesterday and nobody seemed to care. Seriously, when Jamie Lynn got knocked up, it was major shit and everyone seemed to want to talk about it. But yesterday when she finally gave birth, nobody gave a fuckity fuck! I talked to people about it and they were like, "Yeah? So anyway, I pooped out a perfect banana shape this morning. That means I'm healthy, right?" I'm baffled! But I think I'm more baffled by banana shaped pooped.
Anyway, People Magazine interviewed one of Jamie Lynn's distant cousins. Margie Busby had this to say, "She's awfully young to be a momma. But that's what they make grandmothers for. They have to help. That's the way it is with our circle of friends."
That quote says it all. And can't you picture Margie? Banana clip in her feathered hair, scrunchie on her wrist, one newborn baby in each arm, another baby barfing on her platform flip-flip, a vintage Billy Ray Cyrus cassette blasting in the background and a few chickens running through her double-wide trailer. And she's probably one of the classier Spears.
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omg that story about those girls in Connecticut is just SAD.
Those poor babies. They didn't ask for those whores to be their moms.
UGH
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oooh, I wonder if the baby is fat like her real daddy.. wink wink
I NEED to see pictures!!!!
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So now that Jamie Lynn Spears gave birth, she's now going to be planning the wedding to her fiance Casey, right????
LOL!
Lolo, your post is hilarious!!
Hopefully the reality of the situation hits these girls really fast. But after I read your post how the mom said a pill is "subscribed", I somehow doubt that these people will have any regrets and will get tons of free help, free college education, etc. I feel sooo bad for their kids.
I wonder how the one girl is going to explain to her kid that the father was some homeless dude?!
Submitted by LoLo on June 20, 2008 - 10:56am.
edit: they have a nurses office, but cant hand out rubbers and pills, but CAN give out stick tests!
I understand pills are prescription medications but no to condoms?! Are they fucking stupid? Oh wait.
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
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"And can't you picture Margie? Banana clip in her feathered hair, scrunchie on her wrist, one newborn baby in each arm, another baby barfing on her platform flip-flip, a vintage Billy Ray Cyrus cassette blasting in the background and a few chickens running through her double-wide trailer. And she's probably one of the classier Spears."
LMFAO
Perfection. :)
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OK! Mag is reporting that JL PUSHED.
Denied: No C-Section for Jamie Lynn
Contrary to reports claiming Jamie Lynn Spears gave birth to her baby daughter Maddie Briann Aldridge by Cesarean Section on Thursday, OK! can officially confirm that the 17-year old new mom delivered her baby naturally and without complications.
Jamie Lynn's healthy baby girl came into the world this morning at 9:33 a.m., and weighed 7 lbs. 11 oz. Mom and baby are resting comfortably surrounded by family--including sister Britney Spears, parents Jamie and Lynne Spears and brother Bryan Spears.
Maddie is the first child for the former Zoey 101 star and her fiancé, Casey Aldridge.
http://www.okmagazine.com/news/view/7442
JL "pushed" just as much as Unfitney did.
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Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
I wonder how they will explain that this baby was conceived in September? Weren't they denying her pregnancy then?
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Submitted by C U Next Tuesday on June 20, 2008 - 10:46am.
The Real Mimi, A-fucking-MEN in regards to the daycare thing. I bet they have a daycare center and NO birth control or condoms in the Nurses office. Despicable
THATS TRUE!
They do have day care but DONT offer birth control and one of the dumb fat bitch mothers interviewed says, " well you can subscribe them pills but who is going to chase them down and watch then take it"
SHE SAID SUBSCRIBE! HERRRRO? WHAAAAA?
AND AND Im like BITCH! You dumb fuggin cow!
YOU DO! AND When you catch your slut ass daughter to force an anti baby batter pill down her dick suckin throat then you should ground her ass to! She be out there fucking crusty homeless men while youre watching Dr. Phill and praying to jeebus !
UG!!!!!!!!!
edit: they have a nurses office, but cant hand out rubbers and pills, but CAN give out stick tests!
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Submitted by KD on June 20, 2008 - 10:54am.
They probably don't have a nurses office.
That would be fucked up as hell, seeings how they'd have enough money for a daycare center there.
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
They probably don't have a nurses office. My school didn't.
OT: Yeah, no one cares about this twat. JL had to move over to make room for the next Disney twat, whoever that is. Oh, wait, she wasn't disney, was she? She was nickelodean.
That dumb bitch didn't pop anything out of her twat. You know she opted for the c-section/tummy tuck special.
Submitted by bexicle on June 20, 2008 - 10:46am.
Oh please some people are so needlessly rude on their keyboards, I was only saying it because I never see it with no comments.
You never see first with no comments cause we is high falutin mawfackers up in here!
The last bitch who typed first had to be Paris Hiltons toilet paper for a week.
Now that ho can only post in the forumn!
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Submitted by bexicle on June 20, 2008 - 10:46am.
I'm even worse in person.
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Submitted by The Real Mimi on June 20, 2008 - 9:38am.
Yesterday, it was reported in the news that 17 girls from one Massachusetts high school made a pact to become pregnant. All of the 17 girls that are prego are 16 and under, and they were reacting to the news of their pregnancies with "high fives". One of the fathers is a 24-year homeless man.
-I bet their moms are sooooo proud. How does one raise a daughter with such a low IQ.
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I'm guessing there wasn't any parental discipline, supervision, or even a curfew involved.
These girls wanted to get on fast track to welfare, food stamps and Section Eight housing.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 20, 2008 - 10:46am.
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Oh please some people are so needlessly rude on their keyboards, I was only saying it because I never see it with no comments.
Jamie needs to get on to ok and get those pics out pronto.
The Real Mimi, A-fucking-MEN in regards to the daycare thing. I bet they have a daycare center and NO birth control or condoms in the Nurses office. Despicable.
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Submitted by islandgirl on June 20, 2008 - 7:44am.
Hope it's not too early for this: Don't make me find that article on the nutrients in semen.
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 20, 2008 - 10:40am.
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Maybe he's just concerned about his potassium level, being in the desert and all.
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C U Next Tuesday, you beat me out on the post of the 17 pregnant chicks!
The Spears family is making a strong, strong case for forced sterilization!
Submitted by islandgirl on June 20, 2008 - 7:38am.
heehee. Yup. It's usually melons.
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“Why not have a delicious ice lolly?” (DD)
Maybe people are ODing on celebrity babies.
Yesterday, it was reported in the news that 17 girls from one Massachusetts high school made a pact to become pregnant. All of the 17 girls that are prego are 16 and under, and they were reacting to the news of their pregnancies with "high fives". One of the fathers is a 24-year homeless man.
I bet their moms are sooooo proud. How does one raise a daughter with such a low IQ?
The most shocking part of the story--authorities don't know what to do.:
Authorities are looking at whether to pursue statutory rape charges against some of the men involved. Some of them are aged in their mid-20s, including one man who appeared to be homeless. Others were boys in the school. Under Massachusetts law, it is a crime to have sex with anyone under the age of 16.
"We're at the very early stages of wrestling with the complexities of this problem," Carolyn Kirk, mayor of the port city about 50km northeast of Boston, told Reuters.
"But we also have to think about the boys. Some of these boys could have their lives changed.
What imbeciles. The school offers daycare and a variety of other perks. When you make it sooo appealing, of course the dumb girls think it's great to get knocked up!!
MK seems to be preoccupied with bananas this morning. Hmmm...
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Submitted by bexicle on June 20, 2008 - 10:19am.
1ST?!
Fuck your first you fucking cunt
No one makes a big deal about her having a kid cuz kids have kids everyday. BTW, anyone read or hear about that gang of girls recently in high school who all made a pact to have babies regardless of the donor? And they did? One even fucked a homeless man for it.
All were under 16.
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
_Submitted by cornpone on June 20, 2008 - 10:31am.
Lord have mercy!
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Okie - baby turtle heads? Sometimes that happens when you get liquor shits :)
Jamie Lynn Spears popped out other Spears spawn yesterday and nobody seemed to care. <- good!
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
This won't be JL's last "Oops". Unfitney got preggo five minutes after she squirted out her first boo-boo.
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Good description, MK!
I suspect the Spears clan tried to keep this one hush-hush.
Nobody gives a shit about white trash. It's like hearing someone in Kentucky fucked their sister. You're not surprised because it's coming from one of the Spears clan.
It's not like we're obligated to congratulate the tramp.
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Sheeps.. ROTF.. Fucking hilarious.. Dennis..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
The only thing interesting about this baby is whether she resembles Dennis from "Head of the Class."
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Stupid twat has cankles now. Have fun at Bingo tonight, JL!
=======She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on dating site "W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m " last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
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"And can't you picture Margie? Banana clip in her feathered hair, scrunchie on her wrist, one newborn baby in each arm, another baby barfing on her platform flip-flip, a vintage Billy Ray Cyrus cassette blasting in the background and a few chickens running through her double-wide trailer."
- LMAO! You forgot her good XXL T-Shirt with a logo of the local Bass Pro Shop.
Margie Busby. Kinda says it all.
No one cares.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
WOW @ those feet! SO swollen :(
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OMG, Priceless. My poop always looks like a baby turtles w/ lots of turtle heads..
anyways.. No one cares, no one cares.. *points, laughs*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!