Friday, June 20th 2008
SamRo Gets To Hit This
Fire belly alert! HoHan showed everyone on the set "Labor Pains" where SamRo dumps her sizzling lady spunk every morn, noon and night! You know SamRo rubs her steel wool all over that belly and it makes a fire. Then they makes s'mores on it and watch "Thelma and Louise." Sorry, I'm stupid.
For once, I don't want to take a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser to HoHan's skin. She probably stinks like stale ciggie smoke, patchouli, burnt steel wool and fish jerky, but she looks pretty decent on the outside.
what she is trying to show her pain or something else but whatever it is nice snap....
Celebrities and Animals Don't Mix
She looks so pretty with the dress. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site
----"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
She's gotten lean in a good way actually. She had her boobs done? Sort of I guess....blah...
Your face!
I have seen two of her movies recently "just my luck" and "I know who killed me." I think if she works hard, she could come back. it will be harder than it was before, but I think she has potential.
however. she must stay sober and she must not become friends with ana or mia again. she can improve her figure with targeted exercise.
From the looks of how implants sit on the chest, appears its a type of signature of who your surgeon was. Tori Spelling and paula Abdul was the same exact looking space between their breast. Wouldn't surprise if they have them done by the same person.
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Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."
dustbunny: I think she's already had them revised a couple of times. They were big, then they were small, then they were big again, then she got these most recent ones, which are also big, but seem to be the teardrop shape. So that's about 4 surgeries by my count.
Interesting fact I just learned: The current issue of Elle (July) has an article on breast implants that says that they only last on average about 10 years. Most of the surgeries have to be redone quite a few times over a lifetime.
I'm confused, did she have implants and have them taken out? Or did she have to pay extra to get old lady tit implants?
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004124.html
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Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."
About the soft boobs:
I think the poster meant soft as in flabby fifty-year-old-mom-who-breastfed-six-kids boobs.
The rightful opposite of that is not hard, silicone Frankentits, but taut, perky, natural looking boobs that a 21-year-old should have. Which Blohan doesn't. It's like she went straight from childhood to old whore.
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"This damn reality bullshit has got to stop before the crenellations in everyone's frontal lobes start smoothing out, giving us all lobotomies by drivel on tv." - Kizzy, 6/19/08
My guy friends have always bitched about girls with hard chi chi's. Like chicks w/ breast implants. Saline implants aren't fun to cuddle up to, so I've been told. Just saying.
As a soft-breasted woman myself, I have always been complimented on the softness on my boobs. Who wants to feel up a rock?
I heard Mary-Kate Trollsen wants a piece of this SamRo shim
...it's about to be a girlfight!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 20, 2008 - 4:36pm.
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Thanks PSL for clearing that up. We soft-boobed girls have to stick together.
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"Good, happy and squirmy", Clay Aiken describing how he felt to be part of a Broadway musical.
PSL~
totally!! She had some crazy quotes at like 2 am. I was laughing my ass off. I think it had to be a joke. No one could really be that dumb...I hope!
"paris does not spread her legs 4 everyone! for god crying out load!!" Kitty Z. another loon
Confession: I just watched 'I Know Who Killed Me' the other day, but I swear it was merely for kitsch value! First of all, I think I lost more brain cells watching that movie than I did in my years and years binge drinking. Unfortunately, I can't black out the hour and a half I wasted on that piece of shite movie.
Anyway, my whole point is that seeing Lindsay Lohan's ginge skin almost made me vomit. How many freckles can one person have??? And freckles don't fade as you get older, they only get worse. Don't worry Lindz, I'm sure SamRo will still be there to love and support your freckled cooter.
=============She looks so pretty and large sexy. She is my favor. I saw her new sexy photos in site ‘’W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m ’’. So wonder. She is always dating young billionaire on that site.=============================
sry my bad, i get even stupideder when i'm high.
someone said "her boobs looked really soft" and I guess schmoe was the one responding to that.
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"I'd rather have lots of breastmilk than a million melons!"
Sensimina, joe schmoe is a girl...lol
and she was asking "what is wrong with soft boobs?"
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"if you're going to be in a threesome, you want to be the guest star."
-Samantha Jones "SATC"
Submitted by joe shmoe on June 20, 2008 - 3:26pm.
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on June 20, 2008 - 12:59pm.
Submitted by Karisma on June 20, 2008 - 8:09am.
This bitch doesn't EVEN have a decent body. Just nice sized boobs is all she has really...
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Maybe nice when she's wearing clothes, but I saw that Marilyn Monroe photoshoot of hers. Her breasts looked like they belonged on a 45 year old mother of four. They were big, but saggy and too soft looking.
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What's wrong with soft boobs??? *Puzzled*
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Schmoe likes his titties rock hard. *shudder*
Boobs are only hard and firm looking if you have tiny ones or have melon half-implants shoved under your skin.
Lindsay's body used to be hot looking, but now she's just straight-up-and-down with no waist, and string bean arms. Bitch is dead to me til she dyes that polyblend mop of hers back to red.
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"I'd rather have lots of breastmilk than a million melons!"
Well, look at it this way, gang, now Lindsay can say it's really base lime in the pocket of someone else's pants she happens to be wearing.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on June 20, 2008 - 12:59pm.
Submitted by Karisma on June 20, 2008 - 8:09am.
This bitch doesn't EVEN have a decent body. Just nice sized boobs is all she has really...
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Maybe nice when she's wearing clothes, but I saw that Marilyn Monroe photoshoot of hers. Her breasts looked like they belonged on a 45 year old mother of four. They were big, but saggy and too soft looking.
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What's wrong with soft boobs??? *Puzzled*
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Le petit chat~Emile Debraux
love you all read some of the comments looks like we all agree the only good thing about chucky face is her fake tits roflmfao chucky face
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All you need in this world is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
this shit looks like it's going straight to dvd is anyone going to pay money to see this ?
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All you need in this world is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
I'm surprised she knows how to use a bat.
Michael K, I was just talking about the Mr. Clean Magic eraser! It really does work. That shit works!
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tangerine, how could I NOT quote this Fucktard? Priceless!
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
Linds face actually looks decent here. Maybe SamRo is helping to keep her on the straight and narrow.
Her mother's show is debuting sometime this month. How pathetic am I, that I know I am going to watch it?
Submitted by irages on June 20, 2008 - 9:47am
Kitty? Is that you?
"paris does not spread her legs 4 everyone! for god crying out load!!" Kitty Z. another loon
Channel surfing one night, I did check out her family's reality show and woooooooo, was that boring. Never again.
Hey PSL-
I had to quote that retard too!
"paris does not spread her legs 4 everyone! for god crying out load!!" Kitty Z. another loon
Submitted by Karisma on June 20, 2008 - 8:09am.
This bitch doesn't EVEN have a decent body. Just nice sized boobs is all she has really...
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Maybe nice when she's wearing clothes, but I saw that Marilyn Monroe photoshoot of hers. Her breasts looked like they belonged on a 45 year old mother of four. They were big, but saggy and too soft looking.
Viva, No, it is supposed to let me know when I get a msg. but I'll ck it when I get back from lunch..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
What up my little snugglebunny! Have you checked your pms recently?
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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)
What up Viva La Lohan!!! *flashes you*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
go back to red, Linds, then we can talk.
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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)
I honestly think she looks good here. Flabby?? I wish I could be so lucky
Submitted by irages on June 20, 2008 - 8:47am.
Haters haters haters, hahahahahaha...
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wow, you sure told us.
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
She suffers from a serious case of 'noassatall'.
MK, your hilarity rocks my world.
Haters haters haters, hahahahahaha...
So much for the knocked up rumors.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
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MK, you are beyond hilarious.
What a shame she reduced herself to this, she really was a genuine beauty when she first came out. Alot of people bought into her winning an oscar before she was 25 bit. And now she is relegated to making what is destined to be a 3 for $10 movie bin special at some tragic cornerstore blockbuster in the middle of nowhere. Crack IS whack.
"YOU'D BLEED ME DRY IF YA COULD, NOW TAKE THAT TEN POUND NOTE BUY THAT KID A BONNET AND TIE IT OVER ITS FUCKING FACE"
I'm sure when LiLo gets home tonight and takes off her sweaty leggings she's been running in all day and hangs them up, SamRo will grab them and sniff the crotch
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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samro's hitting a place thousands of others have hit many times before...
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sexy motherfucker...
She looks a lot better than she has in recent years.
She has no class whatsoever.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
She acts like she's so fucking sexy, she's making me mad..by walking around like that th whole time.. WTF? They should have made her cut her hair for the movie, That would have been funny!! Muahahahaha.. Yes, Excellent..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
I HATE how her belly button is 2 miles away from her vag. ABNORMAL.
She's bringing out the gayelle in thumbnail 8.
Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 20, 2008 - 8:06am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 20, 2008 - 8:02am.
she is the oldest 21 year old I have ever seen.
She is. I had to keep checking the birthday math. She'll be 22 on July 2nd. Lookawt!
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yeah, and poor baby couldn't find anyone to sponsor her party.....she'll have to pay for one herself...the HORROR!
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
Well, it's nice to see her smile. She must be pretty hard to resist when she smiles... I'm sure she has charm galore, all the crazies do...
Tits are fake.
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004161.html
I'm guessing she's a a tummy tuck, too. That would explain why her navel is almost up under her tits.