Friday, June 20th 2008

Choo Choo!

How many times do I have to tell Alien Princess RiRi to leave the silly hat-wearing to the damn professionals! Methinks she pissed off her stylist something bad. He has her looking like a slow child on Halloween. I mean, 80s prom dress and Tom Hanks' hat from Polar Express? RiRi better send her stylist a basket of dildos before he sends her out in a mountie hat and some crotchless bloomers. FUG!

Below is video of RiRi working it for the short bus crowd on "Today" this morning:


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Posted by: Michael K


Frybread's picture

She looks pretty, but that's because she has youth on her side. Give her 10-15 years and she'll be overweight.

allmywebsite's picture

I think so she has no hair thats why she is wearing this type of cap but then also she is lookin nice...

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RiRi looks so pretty with the dress.hehe...I love her.Her profile was seen at millionaire&celeb dating site
----"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com"---- yesterday. A rumor goes that she is dating a young single man on that site.I believe it"s just a rumor.

Fifi's picture

I guess she hasn't had time to perm her roots or something?

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Aerialgreen's picture

It's so fucking annoying when singers have both the chorus and their fans sing 3/4 of their concerts. Very douchey.

is ricky, the crying hat wearer from project runway 4, dressing her now?

Bjork You's picture

She's cute, and that's hardly a crewcut she's rocking. Isn't she performing this song when most of us are still in our pajamas?

Where's the footage of the other Big Gay Al and his girl Matt Lauer getting down to RiRi's song?

Lucy Goosey's picture

Not an impressive performance and the outfit is hideous.

Why must she dress like a lollypop girl from Wizard of Oz?

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pixiestix's picture

i think her style is shit.

Sayonara's picture

Eh she is okay.

She looks so pretty and large sexy. She is my favor. I saw her new sexy photos in site ‘’W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m ’’. So wonder. She is always dating young billionaire on that site.

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StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth's picture

She was fablous on the Today show this morning and she looks great also she had a broader range of admirers than beyonce and lot more people showed up for her too.

rojo caliente's picture

she always looks slow. i think she has downs syndrome.

That costume is hideous, but it could be worse-suppose she hired Mimi's stylist, or Mimi herself?
The horror! Loved the remark about her stylist being on the DL with Chris Brown.

As for Rihanna herself,I think she's beautiful,exhausted from evading Thug-Z's passes, and inoffensive. She's only 20, which leaves plenty of time to develop taste and a richer voice. The voice threw me at first-sharpness rings at both low and high notes. An egghead musician pal defines it as "soprano spinto"

Have you seen the MadTV parody of Hillary & Obama's video of "Umbrella"? Screamingly funny.

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Sensimina's picture

Um, RhiRhi bitch, it's time to retire when old ass drag queens in West Virginian gay bars do "you" better than you do.

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Miss Katty's picture

She wasn't bad but the girl cannot move to save her life. Ironic when you consider all the dance music she's pumping out.

She performed SOS on Ellen last year and I honestly thought she had something wrong with her. Stiff as a board.

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RJII's picture

not a fan, but girl looks hot.

Brionity's picture

VIRTUALLY TALENT FREE. VTF. She takes the cake and eats it too. Has anyone noticed that she just sings the same note for the whole song, there is no melody.

Gross. Lame. Puke bucket.

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DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

I like Rihanna, this is the first time I've ever seen her sing live. What a let down, shye has NO ENGERY. Her voice wasn't there. I hope she has more engery at her concerts. I expected more from her to be honest.

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Stock Broker's picture

Wake me up when she wears an Easter Bonnet.

Performance definitely seen and done before, and before that even. Nothing new here. Only fans she might be winning are 12-14yo boys, or maybe 50yo men.

LOL!!! This sad sad b1tch. Ugh!! Instead of trying to LEARN how to dress she needs to LEARN how to hit a proper note. Skanky ass mutt

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You just picked all her terrible performances to showcase in your vids! - typical fan response

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she has a horrible sense of fashion and style. she has no energy in her performance and voice.

D.R.'s picture

I saw that earlier today. She really did look like an alien. Now I know why MK calls her that.

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Angeluz_4ever's picture

Ok I used to think that she was cute and sexy ("S.O.S." song) but now she is so annoying. She takes herself too seriously as a "Sex Bomb"

Look, I Jut Don't Havee The Time To Be Responsible For Every Little Thing The Goes Wrong In Your Life.

Damn thats was boring

Athina's picture

When the camera came in close on her face, her skin looked absolutely flawless and her eyes are a gorgeous green color. She needs a better hairstyle, though. That crew cut shit is not doing her any favors.

Team Valtrex's picture

I'm just surprised that she finds that many hats that can cover that fivehead. I thought she would be restricted to those huge foam cowboy hats.

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sflilbear's picture

For a stage costume, I've no complaints. She's not wearing it to stroll to the Ivy like your precious chicken cutlets.

And it's refreshing to hear someone sing live on the Today show and not sound like total crap.

ballbag's picture

She always wears those stoopid hats because the bitch is bald and she needs it to keep her wig on.

Karma Police's picture

Can't. Stand. Her.

Her voice makes me cringe.

Candy's picture

I just want to take thsi moment to ask if anyone despises that song Disturbia as much as I do.
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Regina's picture

She's really starting to get on my nerves. GO AWAY!

oklahoma's picture

Crotchless bloomers would be AWESOME!! OMG, I must have some Now!! *stomps feet*

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

That Polar Express animation was creepy.

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Suki's picture

Shes's a cute girl...not my kinda music...that being said she looks seriously retarded. Kinda like a homeless lady or something.

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NYAPPLES's picture

She is so beautiful but she needs to retire the really short hair, and while she is at it the stylist. Who is probably a on the DL chris brown.

"YOU'D BLEED ME DRY IF YA COULD, NOW TAKE THAT TEN POUND NOTE BUY THAT KID A BONNET AND TIE IT OVER ITS FUCKING FACE"

parissucksliterally's picture

I hate Rihanna's costumes. She's cute, but tries to sex it up too much. She looks silly to me.

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Mel-Tang's picture

I LOOOOVE Rihanna. She's gorgeous and sexy.
HWAT!!!

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Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.

LoLo's picture

borring
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Triscuit's picture

She sounds fantastic.Most assholes sound like shit live.

gucci's picture

i don't know. Rhianna tries to be diffrent cloths wise but somehow her looks always come off as looking cheap. or is it just me?

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She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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