Monday, June 23rd 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 20th!
Stir in Mario Lopez, Brody Jenner, Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis and Nick Hogan. Add water and beer. Season to taste and simmer for an hour. Serve slightly warm with lots of money, no brains or talent, coke, booze and fast cars, and you've got yourself a nice big pot of Douche Stew - The C Word
Runner-up:
They thought their Heineken Hot Tub would attract chicks... but it only attracted dicks. - Amanda L
Thanks TC
Congrats C Word. Your caption was hilarious.
LMAO!
Congrats you funny sluts!!!!!
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C Word....
Funny, funny stuff!! I loved your caption!!
☻There's nothing like the taste of sweet decline---Foo Fighters☻
They are so happy!I saw some new privacy news about them on site
-----"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com"---Maybe it will have heavy influence on us. Just care.
Submitted by The C word on June 23, 2008 - 9:40am.
Thanks MK! I was actually going for longest caption....
Sweetest [and funniest] acceptance speech evva, C word! SUCCESS! :)
Thanks MK! I was actually going for longest caption....
Congrats Amanda!
Thanks DeeDee, 'Dot', and Nitwitty!
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Congratulation C Word and Amanda L!
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~George Carlin. RIP George.
C word! LMAO
Congrats, C Word! You funny slut! Wtg, Amanda!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
"Want to take a swim in my Heiny" just took on a whole new meaning.
They are so happy!I will post this pic on wealthy men for beautiful women site
""""A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com """""" hopefully more ppl over there will enjoy it.
The Real World: Birmingham
And later that night, you can bet your lubed ass that Sven used the date rape drug on Opie, Dopey and Kraus Von Scrot.-
All the more reason to actually buy the Super Plus Sized tampons. I mean, would you want to be embarrassed like THIS on a monthly basis?
Damn, thise marketing bitches at Tampax. ALWAYS playing into our worst fears...
72 cases of Heiniken: $1480.00
18 packaes of Cherry Kool-Aid $15.00
Knowing you have the biggest, baddest, Redneck-Kool-Aid-Heiniken hottub ANYWHERE: Priceless.
First m/m marriages, now man soup..what's next? Cock drops?
I just peed.
Welcome to the Amsterdam's Red Lite Bier District. With more alcohol and just as much skin
Skin Soup. A Dutch delight!
Are we lame or what
dood, shutup
and yeah, we're lame
Little do his friends know, but Larry is about to sneak in a Baby Ruth
A few more beers & this beercuzi will be just about full.
heineken: piss in the pool for free refills
"Hey Zac! Let go of that! That's NOT the garden hose!!!"
"We invited Chace... but he's a closet Bud-man."
See how happy they are together but they are drinking this is bad habit......?
Celebrities and Animals Don't Mix
How happy they are!Just enjoy it.I will post this pic on wealthy men for beautiful women site
""""A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com """""" hopefully more ppl over there will enjoy it.
If you build it, douches will come.
Heineken.... Shower in that shit.
Save water, drink beer!(Hopefully you will have enough urine to fill your hot tub) "Going green" takes on a whole new meaning.....☃
Yeah, it gots bubbles, but for some reason, them don't turn on til we been in about 15 minutes.
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A video movie could improve your life.
As a bonus, you can pee it all out into the Budweiser pool.
Fuck you. No fuck you. No fuck you mother fucker.
No, fuck you dude.
Um.... naw fuck you mother fucker.
Yeah...um ok fuck you.
No fuck you fucker.
Hey hand me a fuckin mother fuckin Heineeee you
fuckin fuck face fuckin fuckery of a fucked up fuck...
Um OK.
ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION KMART SHOPPERS
WE NOW HAVE CUSTOM MADE BEER HOT TUBS ON SALE. HURRY HURRY WE ONLY HAVE A FEW IN STOCK AND AS ALWAYS WE APPRECIATE YOUR BUSINESS AT YOUR FREINDLY KMART STORE.
This wasn't quite what I had in mind when Chad invited me over for a "Beer & Sausage Fest."
They get lots of Hiney in the Heneiken Hot Tub.
I think we've all made a hot tub out of a washing machine box and some glad garbage bags with an air hose. This is nothing.
Jaime Lynn couldn't wait to party after the birth so she skipped the hospital all together!
Party at Christina Aguilera's home!! Seems like fun!!
The pool provided its own beer goggles, and an excuse to say "Damn Bro, I was so drunk... I dont remember ANYTHING"
Announcing our newest hot tub model: The Broheim!
no caption from me, just a comment. how clever! that must be some kind of new waterproof camping burner. they have all sorts of neat camping gear out these days. wonder what they used to line it with...& those cant be paper boxes...anyone identify the objects with more clarification?
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Ive never believed anyone who said they liked warm beer, now i do.
Home, Sweet Home.
Easy to make Douche Stew:: Fill a shallow, pool sized pot with water, bring to a rapid boil. Add 2 teaspoons of salt, red pepper flakes, a pinch or two of chode, and four whole dill weeds. Bring to a simmer and stir gingerly. Serve with beer.
"I've got a list of demands, written on the palm of my hand!"
They've even got a pot to piss in!
I don't have a caption to post, but if that's not one of the best things I've seen, I don't what is...
Yah Hans- Vhy is all the beer varm like piss?
If the bubbles come, everybody run.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOv-2HzNPaA
Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
Hey, quit grabbin' my heiny.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOv-2HzNPaA
Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.