Afternoon Crumbs
The sexiest PSA ever - Towleroad
Serena Williams' bodacious man chichis - Just Jared
Justin Timberlake gets half-nekkid in front his boyfriends - IDLYITW
Keira Knightley is full of fucking problems - Lainey Gossip
She also gets nude again in her new movie - Egotastic!
Pammy & Tommy get coffee together. They are totally going to get married again (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Ryder's hair looks better than his mommy's - Popsugar
Fake bi-sexual hooker in a purple dress - Hollywood Tuna
Smirnoff Ice is looking for a new man...when isn't she? - I'm Not Obsessed
Jacko's boys unmasked - Cityrag
Brody Jenner banned from Les Deux - ICYDK
Taco Bell vs. 50 Cent - A Socialite's Life
Note to Christie: Everyone looks at internet porn - Celebitchy
Pammy Anderson on "google alerting" - Hollywood Rag
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He looks so cute.hehehehhehehe...I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site
---"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com ----" last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.
Dubyoo tee eff is Google Alerting?
http://danceontheroof.com
Hasn't he been cast as the lead townie in a h.p. lovecraft movie?
Keira is extrema hardworking girl so how can she get tired...........?
Celebrities and Animals Don't Mix
Oh,it"s a good film.I saw some new privacy news about them on site
-----"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com"---Maybe it will have heavy influence on us. Just care.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 20, 2008 - 5:33pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on June 21, 2008 - 1:31am.
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I heard it this way.
What is the difference between a mistress a hooker and a wife?
The mistress says "YES!YES!YES!"
The hooker says "yeah, yeah, yeah."
The wife ways "Yes, I think it is time to paint the ceiling."
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.
Honestly, I don't think Keira looks unhealthy. Skinny, but some girls are like that. On the other hand, you think a bitch could put on a strapless bra and stand up straight! Yeesh!
♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
Lean Like a Chola
I wonder if Tila intentionally avoids Vietnamese nail salons when she gets her nails did?
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“Why not have a delicious ice lolly?” (DD)
Why are they pretending those Jacko kid pictures are new? They're like a year old.
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A video movie could improve your life.
Submitted by Fifi on June 21, 2008 - 12:10am.
Fake bi-sexual SPEED ADDICT hooker in a purple dress.
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Mom? I TOLD you, I'll be home by midnight. :)
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Sláinte duine a ól.
Fake bi-sexual SPEED ADDICT hooker in a purple dress.
Kiss,
Fifi
"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."
why did i click on serena's picture just to see a her muscled back acne...
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sexy motherfucker...
"It's yellow, it's ugly, it doesn't match anything, but it can save your life." is karl lagerfeld refering to himself in this ad?
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sexy motherfucker...
Serena Williams looks like a fucking manly man. All she's missing is chest hair.
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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."
Karl Lagerfeld is what I hope my personal grim reaper looks like.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 20, 2008 - 4:07pm.
Aphid, bf doesn't like to hear chicks talk about "dick cheese"? (barf)
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Yeah....Any mention of weiners other than Weinerschitzel chili dogs grosses him out
Submitted by mike on June 20, 2008 - 4:05pm.
Submitted by Aphid on June 20, 2008 - 7:55pm.
Cute cat, Aphid! Looks like my late cat Pete.
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Aw, sorry to hear about Pete. :(
But tuxedo cats rule! :)
That's Princess Poochie, drifting off to sleep...
Submitted by joe shmoe on June 20, 2008 - 8:31pm.
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...you're sooo right!...married love is grand, isn't it?!....
Submitted by joe shmoe on June 21, 2008 - 1:31am.
Oh. My. God. This just cracked me up. Ain't married love grand?? I remember my Mom telling me that a male friend complained to her and my Dad that just as he was puffing towards a climax on top of his wife one night, she sighed and said "You know, the ceiling really does need to be repainted".
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lmao!
~♥~"But I have No Shame, It's OK!"~ xtina~♥~
Submitted by tangerine on June 21, 2008 - 1:08am.
DAE~
it's & hearts ; but all together ♥
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Thankies! :0) ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ h :0)
~♥~"But I have No Shame, It's OK!"~ xtina~♥~
Submitted by mahaatma on June 20, 2008 - 8:27pm.
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Oh. My. God. This just cracked me up. Ain't married love grand?? I remember my Mom telling me that a male friend complained to her and my Dad that just as he was puffing towards a climax on top of his wife one night, she sighed and said "You know, the ceiling really does need to be repainted".
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"Good, happy and squirmy", Clay Aiken describing how he felt to be part of a Broadway musical.
...kind of off topic, but not: hubby said when he was a little kid he looked through the blinds of his mom and dad's bedroom and they were "doing it"....dad was behind her getting it on and mom was reading a Harlequin romance totally disinterested....that just cracks me up!....
Submitted by Hekki on June 20, 2008 - 5:18pm.
that made me giggle....
joe, I don't think men find waxing a gentle process either....lol
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
Submitted by joe shmoe on June 20, 2008 - 8:13pm.
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...I would make you poop yourself, my friend....then we'd laugh about it....aaaahahahah!!!....
Sensimina: I don't know if you're still here, but I think that's a GREAT idea. I happen to like porn, but most of the time, I can't get past the fact that the woman is just not turned on and that makes it not very enjoyable to watch. As a woman, I know what it's like to be all "Oh, just get on with it already and CUM." There is ONE scene I can think of where the woman is obviously turned on because her..um... bits are all puffy and juicy. You know, like real women get when we're really into it. I think lots of young men don't even know what a real aroused vagina looks like. It would probably scare them.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 20, 2008 - 8:12pm
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Wha...Sheeps is a guy??????????? He's not a sheep? *putting away my shears and pulling out my Andrea waxing kit* Alright then. I'm ready for him.
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"Good, happy and squirmy", Clay Aiken describing how he felt to be part of a Broadway musical.
Submitted by mahaatma on June 20, 2008 - 8:07pm
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Mahaatma I just know that if I ever met you, you would make me laugh like a fool.
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"Good, happy and squirmy", Clay Aiken describing how he felt to be part of a Broadway musical.
reading reading.., see "Feta", urge for Subway spicy Itallian w/ xtra feta
checking time...MK should be getting ready for tonight or waking up...
zzzzzzzzzzz
@\^_-/@
Submitted by joe shmoe on June 20, 2008 - 5:11pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 20, 2008 - 8:07pm.
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Well then. I brought back a genuine pair of Aussie shearing clippers from my last trip. If Sheeps gives me any trouble, he's going to get a Brazilian.
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as if he wasn't cringing from this thread already! Give the guy a break! hehehee
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 20, 2008 - 8:07pm.
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Well then. I brought back a genuine pair of Aussie shearing clippers from my last trip. If Sheeps gives me any trouble, he's going to get a Brazilian.
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"Good, happy and squirmy", Clay Aiken describing how he felt to be part of a Broadway musical.
I want to know if it is possible to do spades, stars and/or skulls on here.
"paris does not spread her legs 4 everyone! for god crying out load!!" Kitty Z. another loon
Submitted by Soy on June 20, 2008 - 8:03pm
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I'm not sure what comment you're referring to? Is it the pulley one? Well if so, I'd have to say that all my gay friends have always checked out girls' boobies too. Perhaps for different reasons then straight guys..
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"Good, happy and squirmy", Clay Aiken describing how he felt to be part of a Broadway musical.
DAE~
it's & hearts ; but all together ♥
"paris does not spread her legs 4 everyone! for god crying out load!!" Kitty Z. another loon
Aphid, bf doesn't like to hear chicks talk about "dick cheese"? (barf)
joe! Sheeps is gonna be maaaaaaaaad at you! hehehehehe
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
Submitted by joe shmoe on June 20, 2008 - 8:02pm.
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...I don't know, but I fell in love with that picture years ago....it still makes me laugh...it is the real spirit of me I think - full of piss and vinegar and fun....
Submitted by Aphid on June 20, 2008 - 7:55pm.
Cute cat, Aphid! Looks like my late cat Pete.
Submitted by joe shmoe on June 20, 2008 - 6:22pm.
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What about gay men?
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
Submitted by mahaatma on June 20, 2008 - 8:01pm
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HAHAHAHAHA! You're hilarious! Your avie has always intrigued me. Who is that handsome gap-toothed gent?
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"Good, happy and squirmy", Clay Aiken describing how he felt to be part of a Broadway musical.
Submitted by joe shmoe on June 20, 2008 - 7:53pm.
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...ya, I was awesome alright...like a drunken slut on a mission...thank god I never caught any "baggage"....I take that back - there was that turd of a husband that was hard to get rid of...
PSL - I have been telling the bf about the thread and he is cringing and telling me to stop too! LOL
Submitted by Sheeps on June 20, 2008 - 6:30pm
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Ahh c'mon Sheeps. We'll be good and stop using "cut" and "penis" (wince) in the same sentence if you come back and play.
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"Good, happy and squirmy", Clay Aiken describing how he felt to be part of a Broadway musical.
Hi Aphid!
you can't blame Sheeps for cringing.....if people didn't think we were nuts before for talking about this hit, this thread sealed the deal.
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
Submitted by Sheeps on June 20, 2008 - 2:30pm.
*checking in, backing quickly out, cringing*
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LMAO!
Submitted by mahaatma on June 20, 2008 - 7:50pm.
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Hey Mahaatma! Wow you must have awesome aim if you never had to look, heehee.
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"Good, happy and squirmy", Clay Aiken describing how he felt to be part of a Broadway musical.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 20, 2008 - 5:41pm.
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...OMG!....I am laughing sooo hard here catching up!....that description of an uncut was hilarious!....thank you for that!...
...in all my past whorey years, I guess I never met up with one....of course, I was usually too drunk to care or look...
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 20, 2008 - 7:25pm
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Hi Luv. But true, right, hahahaha!
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"Good, happy and squirmy", Clay Aiken describing how he felt to be part of a Broadway musical.
joe....a pulley system......hahahha..
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"if you're going to be in a threesome, you want to be the guest star."
-Samantha Jones "SATC"
Submitted by Linzee on June 20, 2008 - 6:48pm.
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Meh. Men are going to look at boobs. Their eyes are wired to their penises. Kind of like a pulley system, I think.
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"Good, happy and squirmy", Clay Aiken describing how he felt to be part of a Broadway musical.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 20, 2008 - 11:22pm.
Well as long as they dont enject that string stuff into penises (ala that Maxi woman) wait a min, would that a be a bad thing??? extra, extra, extra big penises?? ;0)
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 20, 2008 - 11:32pm.
I know right? I couldn't stop laughing at that!
Question to all - how'd you do those heart things? I've tried doing &heart but it doesnt work, help?
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
Submitted by LoLo:
but you dont mind if he looks at other boobies n stuff do you? Well maybe not looks or just thinks of is what i meant to say...
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Obviously, I cannot control his thoughts (though not for lack of trying, LOL...)!
But, yes, I would be highly annoyed
(translation = beat him) if he felt compelled to ogle another woman's genitals on a regular basis.
And re: my friend who did porn = trust me, she's screwed up now, and bigtime. She was sexually assaulted off-set by a crew member and financially ripped off by a couple producers. That's just the tip of the iceburg.