At Least He's Not Amy Wino's Kid
My Little Pony Parker and her big gay husband, Matthew Broderick, love to smoke all day and all night and don't see to mind that it sees to be affecting their 5-year-old son, James Wilke.
Ferrus Bueller told New York Magazine (via Us), "He's already curious. I can just see the little budding gene of a smoker in there. He'll see a cigarette butt and say, 'What is that? Why do people smoke?'"
Little James will be trading in his big wheel for a pack of Camels any day now. Matthew went on to say, "I used to smoke cigarettes, and I still do, lately. I gave that up a long time ago, but every now and then I will fall off for a week." And he said My Little Pony is worse. Pony needs to trade that ciggie for a nutritious carrot. It will make her mane shinier.
It could be worse! He could be Wino's kid. If he was Wino's kid, he would have been shooting up between his little toes before he could even walk.
You know what's more offensive than Ferris not seeming to mind that his kid might grow up to be a smoker? The fact that they put the poor boy in CROCS! CROCS!!!!! CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
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Submitted by Uptown James on June 21, 2008 - 12:30am.
People, People---now really.
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I haven't yet seen what the "people" have to say but I got to say that, for me, it's the man boobs inside the shirt from 1983...well, generally, it's the woman body inside the man clothes from 1983....like those close looked hot on him back then and so he kept them. That's really bothering me.
♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
Lean Like a Chola
People, People---now really. Yes, the yellow glasses are ridiculo, as we used to say en La Costa del Sol. And the crocs----horrible. But really, the focal point of the whole foto really is the damn ugly grotesque jeans, no cierto? And then the topper, of course, is the pair of hardside shoes-----with jeans!!
Dios Mio----por favor, just the teensiest bit of Klonopin? Just a little something to lift the heaviness after viewing this mess.
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"I'm calling in fat tomorrow"
Eh, do what you want to do, but I don't want to see my insurance premiums constantly rising to cover smokers' health care costs.
Same with the people who choose to eat a dozen Twinkies a day. If you can't control yourself, then you need to pay more to have insurance coverage.
Honestly what really bothers me here are the crocks and those yellow sunglasses... Dayum that's butt ugly.
i admit i love crocs, but I do wear a kids size 3 not a lot of adult looking options!
the smoking is whatever to me i survived smoker parents, lead paint toys and sexual preditors
When I grow up
I wanna have boobies
i know we all eventually get old, but damn, the years have not been too kind to ferris bueller...
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sexy motherfucker...
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 20, 2008 - 10:41pm.
Haha TV.
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Is it just me or does that boy look a bit like Anna Wintour? Or IS that Anna Wintour? Hmmmm...
Submitted by Manimal5 on June 20, 2008 - 10:40pm.
I remember when the Earth itself was new, so don't feel bad.
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Only kids should wear Crocs. I remember when Earth shoes were the big thing...way back..way, way back... *hiding Earth shoes under the desk*
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that's Matthew Broderick? he looks totally different now. he used to be so skinny too
Goddamn. The only thing they don't admit doing to this kid is Pony ass-fucking Bueller in front of him. They're worthless people.
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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."
I HATE those farty crocs!
When did Ferris Bueller turn into Dan Aykroyd?????
PS - that kid is probably 18 now but smoking stunted his growth.
Submitted by harryjoseph on June 20, 2008 - 8:51pm.
"It's been a long stressful day working in an office with a fat pig." LOL
So, I gather you work in a cubicle by yourself?
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Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 20, 2008 - 10:09pm.
Don't get ME started on the lard asses discarding chicken wings that have been field stripped from their car windows.
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thank you dementa. I HATE when people use the "fried food/fat people" comparison to smokers. Yeah, it may cost me more money, and they may take up part of my seat on an airplane, etc....but I HATE the smell of smoke. I don't think anything bothers me more.....and don't get me started on the pigs who throw their butts out car windows, or on the ground.....
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
Submitted by dementa on June 20, 2008 - 10:06pm.
And the smokers aren't blocking the dairy aisle at Stop&Shop.
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At least obese people aren't spewing their fat on passers-by, and anyone who is sitting near them. If they did, then there might be some relevance to comparing them to smokers. As it is...
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by SpacemanSpiff on June 20, 2008 - 9:48pm.
I have always said that SJP looks like she smells like cigarettes and catpiss.
Submitted by harryjoseph on June 20, 2008 - 9:51pm.
I agree there, smoking is an addiction, addiction is a disease, yet they tax and harass the fuck out of smokers. Why not do the same to the morbidly obese shoppers at WalMart? At least I don't need a Rascal Scooter with runflat tires to facilitate my addiction.
BTW, you should totally change your name to harryjohnson.
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...see y'all later my beloved Sluts...you guys are the shitz!.....time to get liquored up now....I'll probably do a drunken drive-by later...gap-toothed kisses to all....
MK - you are absolutely right. Crocs are the devil's work.
Ugh! Nothing is more annoying than the smoking natzi's! Get over it already. These people will never be happy. They bitch about it in bars so they ban it. Now they bitch about having to walk through the smoke outside. But the same people (like this bitch i work with) will bitch about how bad smoking is as she eats junk food and anything fried she can get her hands on. So for the people like myself who eat healthy can we ban fat people from eating piles of food? For those who will say that it does not impact me like second hand smoke. You wrong millions of dollars are spent on medical bills and scooters for these fat asses. Not to mention the new handicap law that states not being able to put down a cupcake and being so fat to walk is now a handicap. It's been a long stressful day working in an office with a fat pig. LOL
If they were smart they would use "The Jimmy Choos of Rubber" as their ad campaign!
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ha ha....people would buy into it too....
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
I have always said that SJP looks like she smells like cigarettes and catpiss.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 20, 2008 - 9:39pm.
I would be more concerned about contracting hoof and mouth disease if I was that kid.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on June 20, 2008 - 9:38pm.
In a perfect world vodka would flow freely from my kitchen faucet and oral sex would replace the handshake as the standard greeting.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 20, 2008 - 8:20pm.
Smoking is the primary reason his mom finished out of the money at the Belmont Stakes.
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Perfect Zinger, BTW! Could not let this go unnoticed.
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in Perfect world your words would have meaning.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
While I am not up to the Hilton Standards of HUGE Feet, I am close and when you put Crocs on THESE skis they enter a room a full 3 minutes before the rest of you gets there. I tried some on once because I have a bad foot (yellow) and I laughed so hardily, people stared. I wouldn't even buy them to wear around the house!
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madames.
I agree and I hope on the busride to hell, we are seatmates.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 20, 2008 - 9:28pm.
See, I believe that the only species we have too many of on the planet would be the humans, but I can't get my local Congressman to introduce a bill allowing for an open season. I think due to the sheer number of people that would be trying to shoot Paris. The license fees would eliminate the federal deficit in the first day, totally throwing the world economy off kilter.
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mahaatma,
If they were smart they would use "The Jimmy Choos of Rubber" as their ad campaign!
The fact that SJP makes her kid wear Crocs and smokes like a chimney suggests that Carrie Bradshaw is not much of a stretch for her. I bet she talks incessantly, too.
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“Why not have a delicious ice lolly?” (DD)
christine the hoff,
I think once you get to the gates of hell they should issue you your particular color Crocs which would indicate how crappy of a situation you will be committed to for eternity. Yellow Crocs, for instance, would mean you were a very, very bad person.
Submitted by madam s. on June 20, 2008 - 9:21pm.
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...even I must draw the line at orange Crocs.....titty pink are my faves....so girlish and feminine...the Jimmy Choos of rubber, I say...
madame s.
it would depend on how offensive you are, the order in which you are killed.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Okay, I need 15-20 minutes to get home, and get back online......SLOW DOWN...and don't say anything too funny while I'm gone!
(winks)
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
Hey parissucks!
I agree... I have this really beautiful orange bag that I got in Cambodia and I even have some orange espadrilles, but giant chunks of orange plastic for the feet is a WHOLE other story.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 20, 2008 - 8:20pm.
well, everyday I live, people piss me off..
that's just how I roll.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 20, 2008 - 9:24pm.
Orange you glad he's not wearing the green ones?
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christine the hoff,
Sort of like the Terror Alert color code? But Croc-based. I like it.
hey madams.! Orange I just cannot fathom anyone buying.....and I LOVE the color orange. Orange Rubber shoes? No.
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 20, 2008 - 9:22pm.
ANOTHER one?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
SJP is actually a pretty good actress when her trainer remembers to put a dab of peanut butter between her cheek and gums so it looks like she's talking.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
madmnes.
we could make a list.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Submitted by joe shmoe on June 20, 2008 - 9:15pm.
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...thanks for reminding me!....now that I know it's in the 60's, can I still come?....I hear Canada is beautiful...you're very lucky to live there...
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 20, 2008 - 8:20pm.
If I knew smoking could get you out of murder charges, I would have left a trail of dead bodies years ago.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Ahhahaa! Crocs ARE made in the Devil's workshop. He makes the yellow and orange ones when he's extra mad, and the black and grey ones when he's just grumpy.